I feel the same every toime as wellWhy is this bumped?
have i got a deathlist hit or what?
Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021
- Thread starter ATOMIC SUPLEX
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platinumsage
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He has been admitted to hospital apparently.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Come on Phil, bring the nation some cheer in these bleak Covid-winter days! 
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he doesn't need to raid blood banks when they bring him the blood of virgins with his (freshly ironed) morning paper.
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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Being fitted for his new lizard suit.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
if he carks it I want a franklin mint plate of him playing dominoes with cptn tom in heaven
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he'd clatter down there with his coach and horses making a racket fit to wake the dead
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
A truly horrific version of ghost riders in the sky.
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Starry Wisdom
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Do we get a bank holiday?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
if he dies this evening I reckon the BBC will hold off until after The Repair Shop to break the news, possibly would be willing to interrupt Celebrity Best Home Cook with a newsflash though.
No.
Buts that fine. They are a total waste in lockdown, we need to be able to properly enjoy additional bank holidays.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Fucks sake, what use is royalty then?
He's not blood line and important enough.
But I repeat, what use is a extra bank holiday in lockdown? This is why the queen will see us through and die when covid is over because her death is the bank holiday motherload. Her sense of duty will allow no other outcome.
It's just a precaution. He'll be fine.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
At this point he's animated entirely by random electric shocks and has long since passed over.
not-bono-ever
meh
Apparently Diana excelled at deportment whilst at school . That’s the only royal news worth thinking about fir me
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
you've brought us a picture of a royal baby, not prince philip who is of course considerably taller than that
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Er...Icke's giant doctors ?
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
A precaution in case he undergoes metamorphosis before they can get him to a refrigerated morgue.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
no one's seen any of icke's giant doctors since they were first described by jeremiah icke on his expedition to peru in 1887. they are presumed extinct.
Johnny Doe
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2hats
Dust.
not-bono-ever
meh
God bless you Philip. Btw I Always liked this Paddington printshop image
They always are. They're resilient fuckers. How many of these false dawns do we get.
God can you imagine the national wallowing though. First major tom and now Phil.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
False alarm I presume. I have to remember that lizards live longer than you think.
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