Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Argonia]

They're wanking on about it on BBC News and already it's driving me insane.

 

[moochedit]

They're wanking on about it on BBC News and already it's driving me insane.

Change channel quickly. The beeb always arselick the royals.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

God can you imagine the national wallowing though. First major tom and now Phil.

Does anyone like him? I mean I'm well aware that my bubble isn't the most representative but I still often hear people being positive about the Queen, almost never about Philip.

 

[platinumsage]

Change channel quickly. The beeb always arselick the royals.

TBF they do needs some live practice for the funeral when they'll have to gush about him for hours and hours.

 

[Yossarian]

I bet the anti-vaxxers are going to lap it up - "He was doing fine for 99 years, then dropped dead a month after getting vaccinated!"

 

[stavros]

He'll no doubt be raiding the blood banks again.

The blood must be kept at -70°C.

 

[cyril_smear]

He wasn’t even taken by ambulance, ffs.

I’m out.

 

[Badgers]

If Rush LimBollock and Prick Phil die today we should be celebrating

 

[8ball]

Does anyone like him? I mean I'm well aware that my bubble isn't the most representative but I still often hear people being positive about the Queen, almost never about Philip.

I have a half-memory from some decades back of someone I know meeting him and saying he was a decent sort.
I can only half-vouch for the memory so won't be vouching for the sentiment.

 

[Pickman's model]

How I long for the first word in the thread title to be removed

 

[Yossarian]

Lady Di will be waiting for him. He'll spend eternity driving at speed into a Paris tunnel.

I think the tigers he killed are going to be ahead of her in the queue.

 

[danny la rouge]

How I long for the first word in the thread title to be removed

8am tomorrow morning.

 

[brogdale]

8am tomorrow morning.

OMFG Julie Etchasketchingham will be totally inaudible.

 

[Pickman's model]

8am tomorrow morning.

So you are going in with a pillow

 

[Ax^]

hmm so if he carks it are we going to get a [Confirmed] title change

 

[danny la rouge]

So you are going in with a pillow

I’ve hypnotised a corgi.

 

[Pickman's model]

I’ve hypnotised a corgi.

Glad to see you've regained your hypno mojo

 

[brogdale]

I’ve hypnotised a corgi.

You're a fraud danny la rouge ...she's only got Dorgis now.

 

[nogojones]

I’ve hypnotised a corgi.

So pleased to see you using your powers for good

 

[Pickman's model]

You're a fraud danny la rouge ...she's only got Dorgis now.

It's a paw in the right direction tho

 

[moochedit]

8am tomorrow morning.

That is very specific. Do you have inside info? Did you hypnotise a Corgi?

 

[moochedit]

Damm you beat me to it!

 

[brogdale]

It's a paw in the right direction tho

bone of contention

 

[danny la rouge]

That is very specific.

It’s just protocol. That’s when an official announcement would be made.

 

[tim]

So you are going in with a pillow

He's going to pull it out of his top hat.

 

[tim]

hmm so if he carks it are we going to get a [Confirmed] title change

Yes, the Earl of Wessex will become the Duke of Edinburgh.

 

[moochedit]

It’s just protocol. That’s when an official announcement would be made.

Only needs 1 nurse or hospital porter with a twitter or fb account though

 

[krtek a houby]

Does anyone like him? I mean I'm well aware that my bubble isn't the most representative but I still often hear people being positive about the Queen, almost never about Philip.

The people's prince.

 

[Orang Utan]

Where’s Harold Shipman when you need him?

 

[Santino]

Where’s Harold Shipman when you need him?

Running the country's COVID response?