Nadine Dorries: Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Be Careful What You Wish ForShe is the person Id most like to see take over from BJ the clown
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Yesss! I hope she read it. It won't change anything but still. Although I didn't know about her dyslexia.
She's still as thick as mince though. When she asked Microsoft when they'd get rid of algorithms, it was just obvious she didn't know what she was talking about.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Saying Channel 4 being public funded has fuck all to do with dyslexia either.
She's getting roasted on twitter . One pointing out that she was mocking Diane abbot about her speech even after her diabetes diagnosis.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Good grief.
Who the fuck buys this shit.
Who the fuck buys this shit.
not a trot
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Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
As someone with dyslexia, one of it's symptoms isn't 'Being a alt-right moron' so there is that.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Dorries has just said on newscast . ’ 53% of people didn't even know that channel 4 was state funded' . 
Neither did you, should have been the response.
She fucked up with, ' were not selling it because ch4 news is left wing, but it didn't help itself when one of their news anchors said eff the tories' !
Neither did you, should have been the response.
She fucked up with, ' were not selling it because ch4 news is left wing, but it didn't help itself when one of their news anchors said eff the tories' !
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Newscast ' is Boris Johnson on borrowed time'.
Dorries. ' No, he was pumping last night'
Dorries. ' No, he was pumping last night'
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
"It was my dyslexia that made me say Channel 5 was privatised recently". Nadine Dorries.
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Starry Wisdom
she doesn't dress herself
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Has anyone watched Channel 5 since 1998?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Yes, their figures hold up well, and they remain the fifth most popular channel.
Monthly viewing reach in March 2022 -
| BBC1 | 48,173 Households | 76.04% |
| BBC2 | 38,701 Households | 61.09% |
| ITV (inc +1 and HD) | 44,583 Households | 70.37% |
| Channel 4 (inc +1) | 40,247 Households | 63.53% |
| Channel 5 (inc +1) | 35,916 Households | 56.69 % |
Fuck knows what happened to the formatting there.
Monthly Viewing by channel/service Barb
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Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Yes, their figures hold up well, and they remain the fifth most popular channel.
Monthly viewing reach in March 2022 -
BBC1 48,173 Households 76.04%
BBC2 38,701 Households 61.09%
ITV (inc +1 and HD) 44,583 Households 70.37%
Channel 4 (inc +1) 40,247 Households 63.53%
Channel 5 (inc +1) 35,916 Households 56.69 %
Fuck knows what happened to the formatting there.
Monthly Viewing by channel/service Barb
Jesus, I've seen the TV schedules for it so its fair to say its the TV version of The Sun readership holding up here.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Benefit scroungers, benefit street,12 kids and on benefits. Basically the heil and sun in TV form.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Oi!
I've got my box set to record the latest season of Lighthouses: Building The Impossible tonight, they have a few gems on there now, it's certainly got better since Viacom took it over from Dirty Desmond.
Benefit street was on channel 4.
souljacker
innit
Channel 5 action is quite a fun channel. It shows stupid films like kickboxer and bloodsport.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Anyone speak dorries? No idea what the mad twat is on about here?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
The first part is about Angela Rayner saying she wasn't at the event where Starmer was caught on camera drinking beer with activists during lockdown, when she was.
The second is about the Rayner ‘Basic Instinct’ story, where it's now alleged she was the source, telling MPs on the Commons terrace that she likes to distract Johnson with her Sharon Stone trick.
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Makes sense considering her duff 'erotic' scribblings.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
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Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Oh God. #gr**lergate was trending earlier - really brought out the dregs of twitter.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
I get the first part.the second part was obviously about the basic instinct stuff, but why did it embarrass the speaker or inconvenience bunter?
Sounds likes she's implying Rayner did do it on purpose but it still makes no fucking sense. I know it's dorries, but?
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
It was grim last night. Not looked in today, but I'm guessing I'm in twatter jail by now.Oh God. #gr**lergate was trending earlier - really brought out the dregs of twitter.
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