Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
she doesnt have to read books, she's an actual Author you know.
I didn't. Or I did and had forgotten.
she doesnt have to read books, she's an actual Author you know.
It's kulcha Korner time!Extract from one of her books. Because I just read it and I don’t want to be the only one sorry.View attachment 309607
how easily impressed you areAlways vaguely impressed by anyone who can write a book, even if it's a right load of cobblers.
that ought to have won the literary review's bad sex awardExtract from one of her books. Because I just read it and I don’t want to be the only one sorry.View attachment 309607
It wasn't even that good.that ought to have won the literary review's bad sex award
Isn't there some saying that everyone has (at least) one book in them?Always vaguely impressed by anyone who can write a book, even if it's a right load of cobblers.
I think she probably took a massive shit one day, and the book left. What remains are the components of an attempt to lump together a few tagnuts and dangleberries into some sort of (purple) prose. She writes like someone who thinks writing is more important than reading.Isn't there some saying that everyone has (at least) one book in them?
Would it be unkind to suggest that in Dorries' case it would have been better left unwritten?
written yes then shoved through a shredder and her computer smashed with a hammerIsn't there some saying that everyone has (at least) one book in them?
Would it be unkind to suggest that in Dorries' case it would have been better left unwritten or at least unpublished?
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last of the dross would have been a more welcome titleEven that pile of steaming shite pales into comparison when compared to Morrissey's debut 'novel', aptly titled List of the Lost:
"Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone."
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escort and mayfair have higher literary standardsWas this serialised in Escort, or Mayfair magazine?
wtf
no. they have basic standards theyd never publish such absolute shite.Was this serialised in Escort, or Mayfair magazine?
wtf
Isn't there some saying that everyone has (at least) one book in them?
She's up there Louise mensch.that ought to have won the literary review's bad sex award
This is true, especially if you eat several tins of Alphabetti-Spaghetti.Isn't there some saying that everyone has (at least) one book in them?
Pretending to get choked up here.