Masterchef 2012

[Espresso]

I see the wimminfolk have been doing their homeowrk. Gregg always wants to keep ladies who do puds.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[trashpony]

Lexi's sponge looks like someone has puked on it

 

[Espresso]

Maybe someone had seen that tattoo.

 

[purenarcotic]

That is a yummy looking desert.

 

[Espresso]

Afsaneh's one looked majestic. This one here from Emma looks terrible

 

[trashpony]

The 50YO and Lexi to go through IMO

 

[Santino]

In 2012 do we still need to talk about the 'exotic flavours' of the Middle East?

 

[trashpony]

In 2012 do we still need to talk about the 'exotic flavours' of the Middle East?

If you're not doing European, you're doing exotic or exciting.

 

[Orang Utan]

Aw they kicked the pretty one off.
I'd be such a shit judge

 

[purenarcotic]

I feel like John is saying more ridiculous things so he can get his own special synesthesia video. Not feeling it at all.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Aw they kicked the pretty one off.
I'd be such a shit judge

flabby pastry

 

[Espresso]

I'm surprised anyone apart from Afsaneh got through tonight. Four of them? Really?
Unless tomorrow's are really terrible, maybe.

 

[Orang Utan]

Well we have no right to criticise really.
We just saw the food.
We didn't eat it.

 

[moomoo]

Oh, was it on tonight as well?

 

[Orang Utan]

It's on every night

 

[moomoo]

Oh! I shall try to remember to watch it tomorrow then!

 

[purenarcotic]

It's on every Tues, Wed and Thurs at 9. I don't know if they are doing a 'highlights' show on Friday this year.

 

[wayward bob]

potato fuckin risotto?

 

[Espresso]

That pud looks pretty epic, Bethan.

 

[wayward bob]

stacks are this year's seared scallops

 

[wayward bob]

That pud looks pretty epic, Bethan.

or not

 

[Espresso]

Har har!

 

[wayward bob]

is there a point to the restaurant bit? it doesn't seem to affect their results at all

 

[la ressistance]

I think the plasterer will go far in this.

Fucking hell - we can't even have a Masterchef thread without this shit. What the hell is it that makes people think it's acceptable to make comments like this?

freedom of speech?

 

[ymu]

freedom of speech?

You're free to say what you like, and we're free to call you a sex-case in response.

 

[Espresso]

I see whatsisface - Tim? - last year's winner is on next week. I liked him. He was bonkers.

 

[trashpony]

I see whatsisface - Tim? - last year's winner is on next week. I liked him. He was bonkers.

Me too.

Tonight's lot were better than last night's lot. I want Jay to win. He's not posh and he's got tatts

 

[Espresso]

I thought Jay was pretty tasty. Him and his food.

 

[la ressistance]

You're free to say what you like, and we're free to call you a sex-case in response.

TOTAL sexcase.