Masterchef 2012

[Johnny Canuck3]

They're doing braised grunt.

 

[hammerntongues]

The Japanese woman is going to get on my nerves no end.

I liked her , bet she is already smiling when she wakes up and goes on smiling until she goes to bed in her untidy bedroom , for a quantum physics nuclear physicist that is no mean feat , oh and her food looked good too.

 

[purenarcotic]

I liked her , bet she is already smiling when she wakes up and goes on smiling until she goes to bed in her untidy bedroom , for a quantum physics nuclear physicist that is no mean feat , oh and her food looked good too.

Her food is very impressive, she just grates on me. I wish she'd calm the fuck down.

 

[belboid]

she lokoed like she was trying to out-kook Zooey Deschanel, and her last dish looked beautifully presented but otherwise fairly basic stuff.

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm in love with Aki

 

[Orang Utan]

Such a shame they've fiddled with the format - the auditions with all the grim cockups are the most entertaining bits of the show. What an own goal.

 

[trashpony]

Such a shame they've fiddled with the format - the auditions with all the grim cockups are the most entertaining bits of the show. What an own goal.

Lots of people hated them last year but I agree that they were very funny. Possibly a bit cruel tho

 

[wayward bob]

grrr i was falsely lured into thinking there were a whole load of masterchefs on the iplayer. didn't notice they all said "coming soon"

i want the plasterer dude to win so far

 

[wayward bob]

I'm in love with Aki

she is annoying as fuck

 

[Orang Utan]

I want to annoy her

 

[1927]

she is annoying as fuck

Yeah. I thought she was lovely and then asked myself how long I could stay in a room with her without wanting to throttle her!

 

[la ressistance]

Yeah. I thought she was lovely and then asked myself how long I could stay in a room with her without wanting to throttle her!

throttle....sexually? about 1min.

 

[Orang Utan]

They're missing out the best bits!

 

[wayward bob]

blimey she's well preserved for 50 i look older than her

 

[wayward bob]

heh the sea trout's fooling them all

 

[trashpony]

A deconstructed chicken and mushroom pie

Rabbit and pigeon - ummm ...

 

[Espresso]

blimey she's well preserved for 50 i look older than her

I nearly fell over my chin when it said she was 50.
Glad it wasn't only me

 

[purenarcotic]

Kiev of fail.

 

[N_igma]

That supply teacher could get on my tits very easily.

 

[ymu]

I think the plasterer will go far in this.

throttle....sexually? about 1min.

Fucking hell - we can't even have a Masterchef thread without this shit. What the hell is it that makes people think it's acceptable to make comments like this?

 

[Espresso]

This mob aren't as impressive at this stage as last nights people.

 

[trashpony]

Nah, they're bloody rubbish aren't they?

 

[Orang Utan]

Not feeling it this year.
Not sure I'll bother with the rest.

 

[wayward bob]

well they got an extra last night so maybe they're gonna lose one more today?

and i agree ymu that was a ffs comment.

 

[purenarcotic]

I don't see any winners in this batch. The Indian restaurant's food looks lush.

 

[Santino]

That chef invokes his influence on European
cuisine.

 

[Espresso]

God, I want to go to that restaurant.

 

[mrs quoad]

Ooooooooo good thread!

 

[wayward bob]

heh i wondered about "invokes" too

 

[wayward bob]

i hope rabbit boy ups his game, i like him.