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Yeah I have to say this thread really is the gaping anus of U75 as it stands. Good to know what it looks like eh?

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It is some stamina for hurling abuse at people, I was most impressed this evening at the rate of ymu responses to the thread starting at about 7am after finishing at 3:30am! I wondering if its a sponsored posting marathon for doctors without borders or something?

We need some graphs and charts to plot the rate of insults per hour to really appreciate the effort that she goes to.

You're a fucking prick.
 
The highlights were from 10pm last night if I do say so myself :cool:

You aren't exactly the best poster in the world either. Nice to see that you're having fun laughing at someone rather than actually saying anything though
 

Right then, I'll be offski! Take care, folks!
Believe it or not - it's nearly time for me to be off...

And yes, there will be much rejoicing from the haterz, and much weeping from the females, but the time has come (again) for me to bid you all a fond and affectionate farewell.

I made a promise to myself a while back that at 20,000 posts I would leave this website, and I intend to stick to that promise.

There will be no more pk on this site after the next post I make, for that will be my 20,000th post here (and the rest, if you consider the post cull of '04!) but I really, really must be off now.

No really.

No, I must.

Ladies, please, calm yourselves. Things change. It's not you it's me, etc.

I could mention all the reasons why, none particularly related to this site nor am I detailing them herein, it would just be pointless dragging up old shit, been there done that, laughed out loud, no regrets. Had more fun than not.

But I'm busier now than I have ever been, chasing my kids around, running three jobs, and this has all sadly become a distraction I don't need right now.
I don't have the time to make swift responses I used to, nor the ability to figure out who the cunts are from the diamonds, nor do I even care who's calling me silly names these days.
It's different when you work for someone else - but when you work for yourself, spending hours here is just ripping yourself off!

No need to offend everyone just for the sake of it anymore either, even the cunts... it's been fun, I'm happy, you're happy, everyone is happy.
And I apologise to nobody for anything, basically.
Nobody got it that didn't deserve it, nobody dished it out that couldn't take it.

I've another new venture and a new start, workwise, and it will take all my time, 24/7 to balance it with my homelife - unfortunately urban75 has to go... for now. I have to work in Sweden and Africa for the next couple of months, and make it back for festival season here. Scary schedules.

My deepest gratitude and best wishes go firstly to the editor, mind how you go matey, call me on the phone if you need anything, I've still got that 5k PA system locked up locally, brand new amps...you know the score.
Thanks for putting up with my bullshit for the past fuck knows how long - seven years??? - had lots of fun here one way or another and of course I'll see you in meatspace - always a pleasure doing business and always a good time at the Offline so I hope to see you there soon enough.

Best of luck to all the others putting on proper parties, you know it's good - we love it more than they ever could.
These are the memories we take with us.
All those smiles and afterwhiles. There is nothing better in life.

Sincerely...

Best of luck to LD and his good lady on the move back to NZ - let me know if you want to offload any of the gear I sold you, I'll happily buy it back if you need it shifted, I kinda miss that big desk, especially as it once belonged to Dave Gilmour of Pink Floyd fame! You still have my number, or can get hold of it..
I think I can say here as a farewell that I hope the fruits you seek will not be to hard to find - you know what I mean by that.

All the very best to Blagsta and his impending dad-ness!
Great news, get some sleep whilst you can!

Best of luck to Dub and Pieface on their impending nuptials, be excellent to each other, and even now long after the event I will never forget the best ever name for a party anywhere in the history of the world "Now Is The Winter Of Our Disco Tent" ... I wish I'd though of that, it's fucking brilliant and you should keep it for an annual event at least.

Can't name everyone, but dropping a few more names... Ruby - keep going with that special sound, it's your key... Aqua and Bees - see you in Brum soon... unless I hotwire the hotel telly again, keep on keeping on, and invite me to one of your bar wench mediaeval parties for fucks sake, the family is keen!... pembrokesteve - not forgotten your refills, cheers for posting what I used to be bothered to, time marches on, check your mailbox next week... Boogie Boy - educate these fuckers!... Foo and the Cambs crew, big snogs, you're all that and a bag of chips, see you in the hedge maybe - Jessiedog - woof... Mysteryguest - been too long, hope you're well, fucking ace DJ and ace guy... Sonicdancer - still in Notting Hill? Get in touch dude... Sus and Robbi, maybe Italy, if not then soon I hope - Ringolevio, frowns for hurting C but I hope you're well, hope to see you bopping in some warehouse soon... - Well Red, been too long, I guess I should phone eh? - Donna Ferentes, you weren't as big a cunt as I thought, stay lucky eh? - Han and Jan, always a pleasure - Mrs M, sorry for making you sick, goes with the job I guess, thanks for the links - hunnychild, if you're still out there, hope all is well with you and the beeb machine! - WoW, don't fucking rise to it ya hippy, see you at a festy soon - Loud1, you da man, keep up the good work - Atomic Suplex, all the best, still owe you a drink or two for the kit, best of luck in Nippon, you rock - Kid Eternity for sticking up for ol' pk and for being creative, never stop - Longdog for being one of the old skool favourite posters here - Tony1798, we'll have that Guinness when I'm not playing records! - Maggot for the help and loyalty, cheers mate - Tarranau and Lizardqueen, hope to see you around sometime - Eastender for the mad sessions way back - Tanky and Milesey for being a lovely couple even though they didn't invite me to their wedding - Cloo for being you - Haylz for being in Wales - Jazzz for being a spazz, just keep the pianism up yes? - Griff for the red shoes, dude, when next in Essex... - Yossarian for making me laugh daily at 3am for years, nice one mate! - JC2 for being a good Canuck, never met a bad one (except once in Israel) look after yourself dude - Sheof for never showing her face, respect and blessings - Relahni and Rollem for the Bermondsey massive - Skim (keep the 808 break) nice DJ work BTW and good luck with the baby - Pinkmonkey, I'll be here all day if I keep this up... but you know I hope to see you again, plus the dozens of peeps I missed, always better in the flesh than on the net... sorry for anyone I have missed - probably because I know I'll see you in real life soon enough.

Be lucky, everybody!
I have one more post left before my self-imposed exile, so I'd better make it a good one I suppose.

In the meantime - here's a pretty cool picture of yours truly, taken last Wednesday in London.
Though you can't really see my face, you know I'm smiling.

I'm the one with the beige jumper and size 12 Timberland boots, just to the right of the frame, staring down into a big TV camera, wearing a black wooly hat to conceal the baldness, or should that be boldness? If Travolta can get away with it, I fucking can...

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I'm a right lucky fucker right now, and by quitting this site now, whilst I'm ahead, I'm hoping to keep it that way.
Those few people here who actually know me will probably understand.
The majority who don't know me will doubtless invent outlandish reasons as to why I quit now, which I will read in due course, and laugh even louder. Just make sure it's funny for the rest of the readers, eh?

I'll see some of you at the Big Chill, I'll be larging it (of course!) and DJ'ing on the only yacht on the lake (if you go, you'll know), if not... elsewhere perhaps... you never quite know with me, eh...?

pk


You fucking love it.

Bye!

(hey! I've one more post left - so don't delete my account just yet!!)
 
In case that was directed even partly to me, it's the complete opposite of why I said what I said.

It wasn't even one tenth of one percent directed at you. You just happened to post while I was. Sorry, there was no post to insert as a quote to make that clear.

Sorry for offending that lovely hairy arse.
 
I'm just loving the fact that I'm still the punchbag for the gutless cunts on this thread.

Do you lot actively approve of male violence towards uppity women, or are you just fucking cowards?

I don't need anyone to stick up for me, but having a go at me whilst remaining silent about the disgusting behaviour on this tbread? Shame on all of you.



You talking about PastCaring's comment? I dont' recall anyone other mentioning violence in your direction. Yeah that was out of order. Looked like it came from exasperation, rather than hatred. Peple say a lot of shit online in the heat of an argument. You've done so yourself.

I hope there's no one on this thread who would actually resort to violence over an argument such as this were it being held in meatspace. NB, I'm I'n not saying you've threatened anyone. Talking generally.
 
I'm just loving the fact that I'm still the punchbag for the gutless cunts on this thread.

Do you lot actively approve of male violence towards uppity women, or are you just fucking cowards?

I don't need anyone to stick up for me, but having a go at me whilst remaining silent about the disgusting behaviour on this tbread? Shame on all of you.

I didn't think that you needed any help, I didn't agree with everything that you posted but you fought your corner brilliantly.
 
It wasn't even one tenth of one percent directed at you. You just happened to post while I was. Sorry, there was no post to insert as a quote to make that clear.

Sorry for offending that lovely hairy arse.

Yeah, thought as much. Not to worry. Arse you say? hmmmm where's the nekkid thread...
 
Thanks Deareg, but letting them think that that kind of behaviour is socially acceptable is part of my issue here. I'm under no illusions that these thick cunts are capable of getting it, but tolerating it leads to some men expressing that violence because they can. It's nt socially acceptable, and I don't want my nephews absorbing it or my nieces internalising it.

You talking about PastCaring's comment? I dont' recall anyone other mentioning violence in your direction. Yeah that was out of order. Looked like it came from exasperation, rather than hatred. Peple say a lot of shit online in the heat of an argument. You've done so yourself.

I hope there's no one on this thread who would actually resort to violence over an argument such as this were it being held in meatspace. NB, I'm I'n not saying you've threatened anyone. Talking generally.
It was directed at everyone who saw fit to sling shit at me but not at the sexist apes I was challenging.

It is rather telling, how people prioritise the posts they make and the posts they don't. I was wondering why I faced a chorus of disapproval for using aggressive coarse language, but so few seem bothered by the derogatory language and violent responses to me. Some even decided to defend the mindless abuse as part of telling me how inappropriate it is for me, a mere woman, to get offended by offensive attitudes to women.

There's more than one dipshit getting an easy ride on this thread. Shouldn't surprise me any more, but it always does.
 
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