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Living off the land 100%

Did it include a shot of adrenaline to the heart? :D

Course! I created a heady black cocktail and loaded it into syringes, the audience had to administer it to their neighbour as the scene played, was a riot. :D

I did em a $5 shake, Big Kahuna burger, the lot!

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Nooo! It's still all about him. :(
I'll have to start my own thread, claiming to embark on some bold adventure. It'll probably have to wait till i next go on holiday to some nice bit of southern Europe though, where I'll be able to drink enough to abuse everyone convincingly.
 
Nooo! It's still all about him. :(
I'll have to start my own thread, claiming to embark on some bold adventure. It'll probably have to wait till i next go on holiday to some nice bit of southern Europe though, where I'll be able to drink enough to abuse everyone convincingly.

Just start a 'Living off McDonalds 100%' thread, then confess to hitting pubs, because McDonalds don't sell beer in the UK.

Move on from that to mention all the different takeaways & restaurants you visit, because you find foraging for 'food' in McDonalds difficult, whilst insisting you are still 'Living off McDonalds 100%'.

Sorted, you'll be a star in no time. :thumbs:
 
Yeh well I'll have a rummage in the books we're "relegating" tomorrow and see if by chance any concern you.

i'm jealous of all the attention/abuse stan is getting - and bimble to be honest - can you see if you can find any tomes that might have relevence to me?

if it helps, i'm tall, handsome, witty, sexually accomplished with a string of international beauties on my 'had' list, friend to the stars, counselor to the great...

cheers.
 
i'm jealous of all the attention/abuse stan is getting - and bimble to be honest - can you see if you can find any tomes that might have relevence to me?

if it helps, i'm tall, handsome, witty, sexually accomplished with a string of international beauties on my 'had' list, friend to the stars, counselor to the great...

cheers.
Bible, then. Exodus, maybe? :D
 
i'm jealous of all the attention/abuse stan is getting - and bimble to be honest - can you see if you can find any tomes that might have relevence to me?

if it helps, i'm tall, handsome, witty, sexually accomplished with a string of international beauties on my 'had' list, friend to the stars, counselor to the great...

cheers.
Ah yes, there is one volume. I'll look it out tomorrow
 
After a discrete joint.

I talk to many people about the drug laws here. One of the spoils in Lisbon for me was the constant stream of sunglasses sellers. When I mentioned that to a local resident he told me it was because so many tourists come here thinking drugs are legal – they are not.

As much as I could moan about how conservative and boring places like Setubal are, I am very grateful for how safe it feels. I have not had a single issue to deal with from Porto to here. Not a single word from police either.

I look around me, and notice I am actually the only person publicly drinking on the street, and discretely smoking on the street. I have no private space, and can't afford bars all the time, or simply want my own space to drink and smoke. Bars are very affordable here. I pay €1 for a bottle of luke warm beer in a supermarket, or pay just €1,50 for a chilled bottle in a bar with comfortable seating and WiFi. I feel conspicuous drinking and smoking on the street here despite the decriminalisation of drug laws. The definition isn't nearly as clear as you may think.

I haven't explored many suburbs at night yet. Just Porto.

In the city centres, and even the centres of small towns, there is something missing. There are no gangs of teenagers just hanging out. Not even outside McDonald's. The only teenagers to be seen are with family. With family on holiday I am assuming.

Why am I making this connection? I don't think teenage gangs are to blame for crime. Specifically drug related crime.

How has decriminalisation of drug laws helped in the huge decrease in crime in Portugal. Or, has it?

Some respect comes with age totally unjustifiably. Most has to be earned. I have had so many conversations with so many people from so many walks of life, but I have yet to get a teenage perspective.

What the fuck am I on about people of U75. Anyone?

I shouldn't be talking this shit out allowed should I?

I think it is time I left this town. Foot, or no foot.
 
After a discrete joint.

I talk to many people about the drug laws here. One of the spoils in Lisbon for me was the constant stream of sunglasses sellers. When I mentioned that to a local resident he told me it was because so many tourists come here thinking drugs are legal – they are not.

As much as I could moan about how conservative and boring places like Setubal are, I am very grateful for how safe it feels. I have not had a single issue to deal with from Porto to here. Not a single word from police either.

I look around me, and notice I am actually the only person publicly drinking on the street, and discretely smoking on the street. I have no private space, and can't afford bars all the time, or simply want my own space to drink and smoke. Bars are very affordable here. I pay €1 for a bottle of luke warm beer in a supermarket, or pay just €1,50 for a chilled bottle in a bar with comfortable seating and WiFi. I feel conspicuous drinking and smoking on the street here despite the decriminalisation of drug laws. The definition isn't nearly as clear as you may think.

I haven't explored many suburbs at night yet. Just Porto.

In the city centres, and even the centres of small towns, there is something missing. There are no gangs of teenagers just hanging out. Not even outside McDonald's. The only teenagers to be seen are with family. With family on holiday I am assuming.

Why am I making this connection? I don't think teenage gangs are to blame for crime. Specifically drug related crime.

How has decriminalisation of drug laws helped in the huge decrease in crime in Portugal. Or, has it?

Some respect comes with age totally unjustifiably. Most has to be earned. I have had so many conversations with so many people from so many walks of life, but I have yet to get a teenage perspective.

What the fuck am I on about people of U75. Anyone?

I shouldn't be talking this shit out allowed should I?

I think it is time I left this town. Foot, or no foot.
You're not making any sense at all with this post.

Also, getting rid of your sleeping bag is perhaps the stupidest idea you've had. It's essential for you on this trip.

Seek proper medical advice on your foot and strap it up properly to a support it whilst it's healing. Because I bet you haven't got so much as a tubigrip on it.
 
I can't really see much going on in terms of cash making between here and Lagos. Sensible thing is to stay, make cash, let foot recover. So, maybe try Three more days if I don't get kicked out :D
 
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