No way would he pay for an MOT, partly because he is a Free Man, unconstrained by pettifogging regulations that only the sheeple comply with.
But more importantly, it's a matter of public record that all MOT revenue goes directly to Sadiq Khan's offshore bank account, some of which is used to purchase his fleet of Muslamic black helicopters land rovers hand-painted in the transgenderist cult's secret colourways. Probably with brushes of rare badger hair, heartlessly wielded by Lucy Letby on day release & accompanied by Greta Thunberg, both of whose brushes are loaded with expensive paint from Farrow & Ball's new Pride range.
And we, the silent majority, are paying for this absurd farrago - a damn disgrace, although 'Lozza' has the strength of will to refuse to get his motor MOT'd, thus depriving Dr Evil (aka Khan) of funds with which to Enslave The Nation.