Lying Tory twat Lee Anderson fails miserably to spread fake news with backfiring interview

[DaveCinzano]

“You're listening to SINK THE BOATS FM, playing all your favourite golden oldie hits - that was ‘Einsatz Entertainment’, next up, ‘Ruddy Cheeked Hater From Liverpool’...”

 

[Ground Elder]

Jethro's brother used to sweep my chimney

 

[two sheds]

I've managed to avoid him so far despite living in Cornwall (Jethro, not his brother).

 

[GarveyLives]

Since the last pronouncement of Reform UK Party Limited member of parliament, Lee Anderson on the Manchester Airport incident issue:

Second police officer under investigation over airport kick

Aide memoire:

Lee Anderson: I’d give medal to police officer filmed stamping on man’s head

 

[Voley]

I've managed to avoid him so far despite living in Cornwall (Jethro, not his brother).

I think I spoke to him on the phone once when I was working for the council.

He told me a story that was very similar to the Dead Parrot sketch and how he wanted to speak to Trading Standards. I got the impression he was recording it and didn't really play along. When he said the parrot belonged to Jethro and had I heard of him I said I had, but didn't think he was very funny. Tbf to him he laughed at that but didn't go any further.

I don't think branching out into prank calls suited him.

#killjoy

 

[SpookyFrank]

I've managed to avoid him so far despite living in Cornwall (Jethro, not his brother).

He's dead, which probably helps.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The news broke last week about how much Farage was 'earning' from GB News, but I've only just seen how much Anderson is 'earning' from them, and it's somewhat more than 30p.

As well as his basic annual salary as an MP of £91,346, Mr Anderson declares a £100,000 salary for presenting his weekly show on GB News - Lee Anderson’s Real World, which airs on Friday evenings.

He’s paid the eye-watering sum for just eight hours work a week - amounting to more than £240 an hour.

GB News is certainly a cash cow for these misfits.

Amusingly he has also followed in the steps of his leader, and set-up an account on Cameo to record greeting messages, IIRC Farage charges £80, whereas with Anderson it's £40, but it appears he hasn't had any takers yet.

The launch of Mr Anderson’s profile on the website has been a little less fruitful. Since joining the site on July 6, he doesn’t appear to have booked or completed a single video. Mr Anderson said: "Every penny goes to charity."

He did not say how much, if anything, he had raised, or which charity it would be paid to.

A personal pep talk or birthday message from Lee Anderson could be yours for £40

Ashfield ex-Tory MP Lee Anderson has followed in the footsteps of party leader Nigel Farage in setting up a profile on Cameo, a website that lets famous faces sell custom happy birthday messages or pep talks

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

Thick twat.

 

[two sheds]

"Learn them to speak English" is class, though

 

[Calamity1971]

"Learn them to speak English" is class, though

The irony is off the chart.

 

[maomao]

'Learn' meaning 'teach' is listed in most dictionaries as both informal and archaic. Lots of verbs work both ways.

 

[gentlegreen]

'Learn' meaning 'teach' is listed in most dictionaries as both informal and archaic. Lots of verbs work both ways.

Up North perhaps.
In Bristol that would only ever be used ironically...

 

[Orang Utan]

'Learn' meaning 'teach' is listed in most dictionaries as both informal and archaic. Lots of verbs work both ways.

Will you borrow me a fiver then?

 

[maomao]

Will you borrow me a fiver then?

No but only cause I'm skint, not out of misplaced pedantry.

 

[Orang Utan]

No but only cause I'm skint, not out of misplaced pedantry.

I wasn’t being pedantic. It’s common parlance up here.

 

[maomao]

I wasn’t being pedantic. It’s common parlance up here.

I didn't accuse you of pedantry.

 

[Elpenor]

What I did on my school holidays



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How many pints before driving home?

 

[Funky_monks]

'Learn' meaning 'teach' is listed in most dictionaries as both informal and archaic. Lots of verbs work both ways.

It's most prevalent in the rural east/south east as dialect, I believe - direct cognate to the Saxon/Germanic "Lehrer(in)" - teacher.

 

[isvicthere?]

“You're listening to SINK THE BOATS FM, playing all your favourite golden oldie hits - that was ‘Einsatz Entertainment’, next up, ‘Ruddy Cheeked Hater From Liverpool’...”

I feel this post might/should prompt a thread all its own.

Coming up on SINK THE BOATS FM, "Saturday night´s all white for fighting" then we´ve got a session from Crosby, Stills, Nash and Leeanderthal featuring their new tune "Learn your children".

 

[Calamity1971]

Bet this apology stung.
People pointing out the font he's reading is the same size as the Janet &John books

 

[cupid_stunt]

Bet this apology stung.
People pointing out the font he's reading is the same size as the Janet &John books

Why isn't his party leaders alongside him?

OK, we know Farage thinks Clacton is across the pond, giving him the excuse to be kissing Trump's arse, but where's Tice?

 

[brogdale]

He really is a thick, boorish cunt....

 

[isvicthere?]

It's most prevalent in the rural east/south east as dialect, I believe - direct cognate to the Saxon/Germanic "Lehrer(in)" - teacher.

In German the two verbs "teach" and "learn" are actually very similar: "lernen" (to learn, direct cognate to English); "lehren" (to teach, from which "Lehrer" derives).
So you may be right that the confusion between the two emerges from this.

 

[Calamity1971]

Just when you thought he couldn't get any thicker!

 

[cupid_stunt]

He really is 'special', isn't he?

 

[LakieLady]

He really is 'special', isn't he?

But not in a good way...

 

[maomao]

I agree with him and I think we should shell his house with an 18-pound field gun to prove it.

 

[BristolEcho]

Just when you thought he couldn't get any thicker!

These pricks constantly bang on about the war that they were never involved in.

 

[two sheds]

Threatening to cancel the BBC fucking snowflake

Lee Anderson issues 'warning' for BBC after being rattled by HIGNFY joke

After his intelligence was ribbed by a popular social media account, Lee Anderson wasn't in the mood to simply laugh it off.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[BristolEcho]

I thought they were all about freedom of speech? (I didn't really believe that obviously.)