Chatham twat arrested after opening fire at random from balcony

[likesfish]

Sterling Airsoft company took themselves way too seriously even running selection in the Breacons.
But after filiming a promotional with real helicopters. Turns out you can't just take toy guns on helicopters even if your are wearing the correct SAS trousers!
So they had to explain their behaviour to the CAA along with the helicopter pilots who should have known better.

 

[tommers]

I have just laughed until I cried. Like real tears unable to breathe laughing
50 pence

It was straight outta brompton that got me.

My brother was telling me about it yesterday. Its caused quite the commotion round there apparently.

 

[Marty1]

Fucker should have listened to PJ and Duncan.

Then played this when the fuzz turned up!

 

[Spymaster]

So it’s just another word for airgun? I don’t remember them being that noisy. I got a dart in my arse once from one of those. It hurt and bled a bit but wasn’t that bad, but I didn’t know this when Darren Kemp drew it out of his bag in his box room and shot me with it point blank. Will never forget it

From what I can gather they're a bit different to airgunners. Probably even stranger. I've met quite a few air gun chaps because many clay grounds seem to have air rifle clubs. They wear a lot of camouflage so are obviously serious about things, but it makes them difficult to spot. They often walk straight past you without you seeing them. The only giveaways are that there are often far more cars in the car park than there are shooters on the ground; and the "ting" "ting" "ting" noises as they shoot their little metal targets. From my Googling last night, airsofters seem even more professional. Their guns are often proper semi-automatic, military replicas, that shoot round pellets designed to target people rather than the lead pellets that airgunners use against tin plates and small animals. It also seems that airsoft is more of a team endeavour so I expect they have their own units set up with ranks and drill parades and everything. Kind of like dad's army with smoke grenades.

 

[High Voltage]

From what I can gather they're a bit different to airgunners. Probably even stranger. I've met quite a few air gun chaps because many clay grounds seem to have air rifle clubs. They wear a lot of camouflage so are obviously serious about things but it makes them difficult to spot. They often walk straight past you without you seeing them. The only giveaways are that there are often far more cars in the car park than there seem to be people on the ground, and the "ting" "ting" "ting" noises as they shoot their little metal targets. From my Googling last night, airsofters seem even more professional. Their guns are often proper semi-automatic, military replicas, that shoot round pellets designed to target people rather than the lead pellets that airgunners use against tin plates and small animals. It also seems that airsoft is more of a team endeavour so I expect they have their own units set up with ranks and drill parades and everything. Kind of like dad's army with smoke grenades.

<smile through gritted teeth>

 

[Spymaster]

<smile through gritted teeth>

Have you moved up to airsoft yet, Volts?

 

[High Voltage]

Nope. I'm still hitting what I aim at

And ONLY what I aim at

 

[High Voltage]

However, you are correct, Airsoft and air gunning CAN attract similar sorts

I remember a year or so ago, at my gun club, one of the, how shall I say, "more prolific toy purchasers" turned up with his all metal, full blow back, fully automatic "summit or other" and we're all nicely, quietly, plinking away when the next thing you got was a - Click-Clack ----- Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp Brapp, Brapp

Turned a few heads that did

 

[Marty1]

However, you are correct, Airsoft and air gunning CAN attract similar sorts

I remember a year or so ago, at my gun club, one of the, how shall I say, "more prolific toy purchasers" turned up with his all metal, full blow back, fully automatic "summit or other" and we're all nicely, quietly, plinking away when the next thing you got was a - Click-Clack ----- Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp Brapp, Brapp

Turned a few heads that did

 

[Spymaster]

I remember a year or so ago, at my gun club, one of the, how shall I say, "more prolific toy purchasers" turned up with his all metal, full blow back, fully automatic "summit or other" and we're all nicely, quietly, plinking away when the next thing you got was a - Click-Clack ----- Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp, Brapp Brapp, Brapp

There are a few of these types in the shotgun world too. They call it Practical Shotgun and they're the Michaels Ryans of the shooting community. They set up military style courses which they walk around shooting multiple targets and seeking cover in which to reload. These guys are really seriously best avoided. The worrying thing is that they use large magazine semis, so all of them hold FACs. The fact they want to do this and also make videos of themselves shooting to rousing music scores, should of course make them ineligible for those licenses in the first place.

This is not happening in Redneck Nowhere USA. This is right around the corner from you:

 

[High Voltage]

There are a few of these types in the shotgun world too. They call it Practical Shotgun and they're the Michaels Ryans of the shooting community. They set up military style courses which they walk around shooting multiple targets and seeking cover in which to reload. These guys are really seriously best avoided. The worrying thing is that they use large magazine semis so all of them hold FACs. The fact they want to do this and also make videos of themselves shooting to rousing music scores, should of course make them ineligible for those licenses in the first place.

This is not happening in Redneck Nowhere USA. This is right around the corner:

You've got to admit though, it does look fun

 

[Spymaster]

You've got to admit though, it does look fun

Sure, but all shooting is fun. As ever though it's not the discipline that you need to consider but the type of people you'll be getting involved with.

 

[likesfish]

Airsoft often hire Fibuia villages ( army streetfighting sites) leave the place full of tiny plastic pellets which are a pain to sweep up. "We are practicing to fight in some wartorn shithole can't possibly have any litter making the place untidy"
Dressing up as the SAS has few consequences dressing up as the Parachute regiment does and the idiots who suggested an IRA Vs the Parachute game only got a way because a binary choice was too hard for the maroon wearing tits.
Pretend provos or civvys wearing the "blue badge of courage"
The dress up in assorted army surplus and shoot at your mates crowd really don't upset anyone is the few who take the ridiculous sport way way too seriously

 

[existentialist]

Have you moved up to airsoft yet, Volts?

Oooh, you BITCH!

 

[High Voltage]

Oooh, you BITCH!

No. No. It's all good interdisciplinary banter - friendly rivalry and all that



















































cunt

 

[rutabowa]

if i ever try crack and decide after being up for 4 days awake, That shooting off of my balcony is a good idea




this is what i will be singing

what a totally brilliant song that is.

can i suggest this version:

 

[likesfish]

There are a few of these types in the shotgun world too. They call it Practical Shotgun and they're the Michaels Ryans of the shooting community. They set up military style courses which they walk around shooting multiple targets and seeking cover in which to reload. These guys are really seriously best avoided. The worrying thing is that they use large magazine semis, so all of them hold FACs. The fact they want to do this and also make videos of themselves shooting to rousing music scores, should of course make them ineligible for those licenses in the first place.

This is not happening in Redneck Nowhere USA. This is right around the corner from you:

tbf having a FAC does mean they are fairly responsible although a saiga with a magazine is slightly bigger and heavier than a Bren GUN!
The military style courses are rarely longer than 100m or they'd run out of puff. There was a video of a "professional" skeet shooter taking on one of these causes and completely monstering it with a just a two barrel shotgun. Its relativley harmless and less pyschotic than murdering specially bred slow moving birds

 

[Spymaster]

Oooh, you BITCH!

Nah, Volts is sound.

He's been a new man since he got promoted to Sergeant.

 

[Spymaster]

tbf having a FAC does mean they are fairly responsible ...

Does it bollocks. It just means they haven't been caught for anything yet.

 

[Spymaster]

Its relativley harmless and less pyschotic than murdering specially bred slow moving birds

You may have a point here though.

 

[DaveCinzano]

<smile through gritted teeth>

COCKED, LOCKED AND READY TO ROCK!

 

[High Voltage]

Nah, Volts is sound.

He's been a new man since he got promoted to Sergeant.

That's MISTER Flight Admiral Sergeant (Reserve) - if you don't mind

 

[DaveCinzano]

That's MISTER Flight Admiral Sergeant (Reserve) - if you don't mind

What colour is the boat shed at Heer-fudd?

 

[High Voltage]

What colour is the boat shed at Heer-fudd?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

 

[High Voltage]

With a PENCIL

 

[DaveCinzano]

With a PENCIL

I thought your lot were only allowed crayons?

 

[Spymaster]

What about the grenades?

I thought you were joking but they do have grenades!

Actually that whole website is fascinating. They've even got a survival kit section, presumably for when you miss the last tube home from Camden and McDonalds has closed. I'd just call an Uber.

 

[likesfish]

They even make a 6 barrelled gatling gun "minigun" so you can role play as arnie though you probably wont be asked back as its a tad unfair
Video on youtube is hilarious

 

[Spymaster]

Body armour.

Can't be too careful.

 

[Sasaferrato]

He livestreamed it. What a fucking idiot.

Looks like had had a nice flat too. I guess his new accommodation won't have such a nice view. I've got no time for anyone waving guns about, real, fake or otherwise.

Gunman arrested after opening fire at random from balcony

Armed police descended onto Dockside shopping centre in Kent after a man was seen brandishing the weapons from a nearby block of flats.

metro.co.uk

It's random I feel sorry for, people have been shooting at the poor bugger for centuries.