Laurence Fox. The twat.

[scalyboy]

Crop failures in the Martian colony hydroponic garden meant that Elon Musk with minimal regret was obliged to slaughter and eat Laurence. Father Calvin said Grace before chewing on a rack of barbecued ribs. Darren was given a foxy sock with which to amuse himself.

This is exactly the sort of speculative fiction / sci-fi I am here for... top notch stuff tim
Man's a visionary

 

[brogdale]

This is exactly the sort of speculative fiction / sci-fi I am here for... top notch stuff tim
Man's a visionary

I saw that film where he used his poo to grow potatoes and none of these wankers were in it.

 

[scalyboy]

Imber needs a few more residents

And there's always the South Georgia option (first proposed by Pickman's model), but it would require the penguins' assent first.

 

[WouldBe]

And there's always the South Georgia option (first proposed by Pickman's model), but it would require the penguins' assent first.

He wouldn't be happy about that. Half of them are black.

 

[DaveCinzano]

So he's slut-shaming dogs now.

Mutt-shaming if you please

 

[existentialist]

One of his supporters was all "Ooh, I don't blame you for getting your children out of London" and I'm like "Er, who says his kids are going with him?!"

Yeah, I saw that and thought much the same.

It's dismaying to see just how much support he gets on his vicious, attention-seeking gripes.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[Pickman's model]

But can he wash up?

 

[brogdale]

Was there any context to this pathetic claim, or does he really feel that's worthy of tweeting to his benighted followers?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Was there any context to this pathetic claim, or does he really feel that's worthy of tweeting to his benighted followers?

Came across like a humble brag to me. Like, "We might not have been as sophisticated with technology when I was a kid, but unlike kids today, MY generation were taught the important skills!"

 

[two sheds]

He's clearly trying to be one of those woke "influencers" who photograph all their food before they eat it

 

[krtek a houby]

But can he wash up?

On some far flung shore, hopefully

 

[Kaka Tim]

What a bizarre tweet. Is he trying to make the point that iphones/the Internet is preventing people achieving his own below average cooking skills?
Despite the fact that every day millions of people learn how to cook a particular dish by looking it up on the Internet?
Or is that woke?
Genuinely confused.

 

[Lotte]

I found a lovely recipe for tempeh curry online just the other day. There is so much cooking help online, loads of videos and recipes and it arguably makes cooking easier for a lot of people. Also, I am a better cook than Lozza. I know this for a fact.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

What a bizarre tweet. Is he trying to make the point that iphones/the Internet is preventing people achieving his own below average cooking skills?
Despite the fact that every day millions of people learn how to cook a particular dish by looking it up on the Internet?
Or is that woke?
Genuinely confused.

Possibly down to this headline:

Gak-addled brain posts a load of shite on the internet, shocker.

 

[Karl Masks]

He's clearly trying to be one of those woke "influencers" who photograph all their food before they eat it

looks more like a burning toilet after Moses commanded his people to shit their way free from Pharoah

 

[two sheds]

Looked to me just like a messy pan that hadn't been washed up like Pickman's suggested.

 

[Karl Masks]

is he cooking with lava?

 

[Kaka Tim]

man in his 50s can (possibly) make ... shepards pie!! Or get it out of packet and into microwave anyway. Awe inspiring. Up there with fox's greatest acheivements. Is there no begining to his talents?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fox has made it to the 'Hold the Front Page' trade website for the regional press, with him being called out for his bullshit, and Musk getting a slapping too, two birds with one stone, etc.

A regional political journalist has hit out at Elon Musk for failing to fact-check “complete and utter b****cks” written by Laurence Fox.

Liverpool Echo political editor Liam Thorp criticised the billionaire after he responded “wow” to an inaccurate claim by actor and right-wing activist Laurence Fox, who published a list of cities in England supposedly run by Muslim mayors.

Among Mr Fox’s claims were that Leeds and Sheffield, neither of which have directly-elected mayors, were run by Muslims.

After Mr Musk’s reply, which appeared to endorse Mr Fox’s claims, Liam took to X, the platform owned by Mr Musk, in order to discredit it.

Liam, pictured, wrote: “Even the most cursory Google could show you that the vast majority of this is complete and utter b****cks.

“But I guess that’s too much to ask of one of the richest people in the world.

“There is no Mayor of Leeds. There’s an apolitical, civic Lord Mayor of Leeds and that’s currently a lady called Al Garthwaite. There is no Mayor of Sheffield, there’s an apolitical, civic Lord Mayor of Sheffield called Colin Ross.

“Obviously the wider point is a nonsense attempt at stirring up hatred anyway – but the sheer lack of any fact-checking from Musk is remarkable.”

Liverpool Echo journalist hits out at Elon Musk and Laurence Fox - Journalism News from HoldtheFrontPage

Journalist slams Laurence Fox claim as 'complete bollocks'

www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk

 

[Storm Fox]

Fox has made it to the 'Hold the Front Page' trade website for the regional press, with him being called out for his bullshit, and Musk getting a slapping too, two birds with one stone, etc.

Liverpool Echo journalist hits out at Elon Musk and Laurence Fox - Journalism News from HoldtheFrontPage

Journalist slams Laurence Fox claim as 'complete bollocks'

www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk

Oh, Liam, you sweet summer child, you will never make it into the top tier of journalists by actually doing journalism.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Oh, Liam, you sweet summer child, you will never make it into the top tier of journalists by actually doing journalism.

More's the pity.

 

[klang]

Looked to me just like a messy pan that hadn't been washed up

Just calling him a cunt is quicker and easier to spell

 

[Kaka Tim]

Fox has made it to the 'Hold the Front Page' trade website for the regional press, with him being called out for his bullshit, and Musk getting a slapping too, two birds with one stone, etc.

Liverpool Echo journalist hits out at Elon Musk and Laurence Fox - Journalism News from HoldtheFrontPage

Journalist slams Laurence Fox claim as 'complete bollocks'

www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk

AS it happens I was in a meeting today with the former - muslim - lord mayor of leeds who is now back to being a labour councillor (hes alright - he sorted us out a grand for our communtiy panto) . I forgot to mention that he was on fox's shit list. Or to ask him how his muslamic plot to take over the country was going.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[brogdale]

Reminds me of those old Batman comics...Biff, Pow, Bam...Blap!

 

[Orang Utan]

He’s deleted whatever that was a response to. What did he say?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Reminds me of those old Batman comics...Biff, Pow, Bam...Blap!

Hmmm, post deleted. Wonder why?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He’s deleted whatever that was a response to. What did he say?

Basically advising dads fighting for access to their kids they might as well give up and walk away, because you can't win against the state when they're acting as the child's third parent. Conveniently ignoring his own behaviour that led to his current access difficulties, as usual.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Hmmm, post deleted. Wonder why?

IIRC, there's a Family Court rule that you're not supposed to publicly comment on cases, in order to protect the kids, who could easily be identified.