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Laurence Fox. The twat.

I wonder for how much longer will Jeremy Hosking continue to fund Looza? Is he using him as some kind of tax write-off?
In answer to your first question - for as long as it suits him to have a disruptive influence on the (predominantly social media-led) discourse around politics, immigration, etc.

In answer to your second question - almost certainly, yes. It's a bit of a double win. At least until Fox becomes more of a liability than an asset.
 
TBF he came 11th of 15:

1st:Labour Party951,056
2nd:Conservatives648,269
3rd:The Green Party286,746
4th:Liberal Democrats215,682
5th:ReformUK – London Deserves Better145,409
6th:Rejoin EU62,528
7th:Animal Welfare Party - People, Animals, Environment41,303
8th:Britain First32,085
9th:Christian Peoples Alliance26,798
10th:Social Democratic Party23,021
11th:FOX, Laurence13,795
12th:LONDON, Farah - Independent13,048
13th:Communist Party of Britain10,915
14th:Heritage Party4,431
15th:ROMUALDO, Gabe - Independent1,601

Of course in psephology there is a well-known saying that being propreantepenultimate is basically as good as winning.
A fox got a third of the the votes as a fox hugger lol
 
Yeah, but how many of those thought they were voting for an actual fox?
😂 Now I’m imagining a few real urban foxes going door-to-door, canvassing on behalf of their candidate, Mr Reynard Tod.

“Good morning madam… yes I can assure you that your chickens are safe with us.

And as for those God-awful screeching sounds you hear in the early hours, Reynard promised only last week that if elected, he will clamp down on nocturnal vulpine caterwauling in decent, hard-working citizens’ gardens.”

As he declared on his official Foxbook campaign page:

“Let me be quite clear. There will be no more midnight carryings-on in private gardens. The people of London have had enough of Khan’s inaction on this vital issue.
Going forward, I intend to designate an official shagging zone for each borough’s fox community”

The lies they come out with - broken promises - pledges - it’s infuriating 😡
 
😂 Now I’m imagining a few real urban foxes going door-to-door, canvassing on behalf of their candidate, Mr Reynard Tod.

“Good morning madam… yes I can assure you that your chickens are safe with us.

And as for those God-awful screeching sounds you hear in the early hours, Reynard promised only last week that if elected, he will clamp down on nocturnal vulpine caterwauling in decent, hard-working citizens’ gardens.”

As he declared on his official Foxbook campaign page:

“Let me be quite clear. There will be no more midnight carryings-on in private gardens. The people of London have had enough of Khan’s inaction on this vital issue.
Going forward, I intend to designate an official shagging zone for each borough’s fox community”

The lies they come out with - broken promises - pledges - it’s infuriating 😡
It's OK I have it from a good source that Abgail's foxes are keeping an eye on Foxes' Foxes.

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TBF Luton is more like a London Borough that happens to be 20 miles too far north, in both good and bad ways…

Really? It’s got that post-industrial vibe common to a lot of depressed English towns, in Luton’s case because people stopped wearing hats, but it was never London overspill, which is the reason why most of the shit towns in the South East are shit.
 
Really? It’s got that post-industrial vibe common to a lot of depressed English towns, in Luton’s case because people stopped wearing hats, but it was never London overspill, which is the reason why most of the shit towns in the South East are shit.
No, it's because of the class system.
 
Really? It’s got that post-industrial vibe common to a lot of depressed English towns, in Luton’s case because people stopped wearing hats, but it was never London overspill, which is the reason why most of the shit towns in the South East are shit.

They called the post war London overspill bit Houghton Regis - which sounds like somewhere out of a Jane Austin novel but really really isn’t.

Houghton Regis is not part of Luton as a political entity- it’s part of Mid Beds unitary, but like Dunstable it abuts Luton and there is no gap between the two.
 
They called the post war London overspill bit Houghton Regis - which sounds like somewhere out of a Jane Austin novel but really really isn’t.

Houghton Regis is not part of Luton as a political entity- it’s part of Mid Beds unitary, but like Dunstable it abuts Luton and there is no gap between the two.

No gap, but the M1 is quite a barrier.
 
TBF he came 11th of 15:

1st:Labour Party951,056
2nd:Conservatives648,269
3rd:The Green Party286,746
4th:Liberal Democrats215,682
5th:ReformUK – London Deserves Better145,409
6th:Rejoin EU62,528
7th:Animal Welfare Party - People, Animals, Environment41,303
8th:Britain First32,085
9th:Christian Peoples Alliance26,798
10th:Social Democratic Party23,021
11th:FOX, Laurence13,795
12th:LONDON, Farah - Independent13,048
13th:Communist Party of Britain10,915
14th:Heritage Party4,431
15th:ROMUALDO, Gabe - Independent1,601

Of course in psephology there is a well-known saying that being propreantepenultimate is basically as good as winning.
It's like election success homeopathy...

Fox scraped little more than half the votes which the SDP got. That's not the rump SDP who refused to merge with the Liberals in 1988; that's the rump of the rump of the SDP who decided to carry on in 1990 when the rest of them chucked it in - having come in behind the Official Monster Raving Loonies at the Bootle bye election.

At that election Lord Sutch got 1.2% of the vote. At this election Fox trailed behind the people who Sutch smashed, and got less than half of Sutch's share with 0.56% of the vote :D
 
I think this, again, is the symptom of the Alt-right denying reality. It's not 0.56%; it's just one small push to a devastating electoral victory, and 99.44% are the woke mob, and Fox is just waiting for the true patriots to sweep him into power.
 
After his chum Calvin posted to x-twitter about the "Caliphate of Londonistan" in response to Sadiq Khan's election, Loser decided to follow suit:

Loser posts a rant about Muslims.

etc etc.

Laurence Fox @LozzaFox

The Mayor of London is a Muslim.

The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim.

The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim.

Mayor of Blackburn - Muslim.

The mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim.

The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim.

The mayor of Luton is a Muslim.

The mayor of Oldham is Muslim.

The mayor of Rochdale is Muslim

All this was achieved by only 4 million Muslims out of 66 million people in England:

Today there are over 3,000 mosques in England.

There are over 130 sharia courts.

There are more than 50 Sharia Councils.

78 percent of Muslim women do not work, receive state support + free accommodation.

63 percent of Muslims do not work, receive state support + free housing.

State-supported Muslim families with an average of 6 to 8 children receive free accommodation.

Now every school in the UK is required to teach lessons about Islam.

Has anyone ever been given an opportunity to vote for this?

6:26 PM · May 4, 2024 -- x-twitter link

The @_johnbye x-twitter account responded:

John Bye calls Loser a racist.

etc etc

Loser replied:
Care to engage with the points raised, or is it just “you’re a bad racist person?”
Honestly. How dull.

John Bye points out that Loser had copied and posted a seven year old social media post.


Muslims in the UK: the viral poster, factchecked - Full Fact Org article from July 2017

John Bye @_johnbye

The (Lord) Mayor of Birmingham is Sikh.
The (Lord) Mayor of Leeds is Christian.
The (Lord) Mayor of Sheffield is called Colin.

Apart from the Mayor of London, they're ceremonial roles.

And you copy and pasted all of this from a 2017 social media post.

1:05 AM · May 5, 2024 -- x-twitter link

Yes Loser just copied a seven year old post. At least Calvin managed to toss off his own sermon.
 
I wonder for how much longer will Jeremy Hosking continue to fund Looza? Is he using him as some kind of tax write-off?
I think Hosking is using Fox as part of a drive from the far right to shift the Overton Window and probably sees it as money well spent on the whole. Especially now twitter, with that shithead Musk at the helm, allows so much open bigotry on the site.
 
After his chum Calvin posted to x-twitter about the "Caliphate of Londonistan" in response to Sadiq Khan's election, Loser decided to follow suit:

Loser posts a rant about Muslims.

etc etc.

Laurence Fox @LozzaFox

The Mayor of London is a Muslim.

The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim.

The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim.

Mayor of Blackburn - Muslim.

The mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim.

The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim.

The mayor of Luton is a Muslim.

The mayor of Oldham is Muslim.

The mayor of Rochdale is Muslim

All this was achieved by only 4 million Muslims out of 66 million people in England:

Today there are over 3,000 mosques in England.

There are over 130 sharia courts.

There are more than 50 Sharia Councils.

78 percent of Muslim women do not work, receive state support + free accommodation.

63 percent of Muslims do not work, receive state support + free housing.

State-supported Muslim families with an average of 6 to 8 children receive free accommodation.

Now every school in the UK is required to teach lessons about Islam.

Has anyone ever been given an opportunity to vote for this?

6:26 PM · May 4, 2024 -- x-twitter link

The @_johnbye x-twitter account responded:

John Bye calls Loser a racist.

etc etc

Loser replied:


John Bye points out that Loser had copied and posted a seven year old social media post.


Muslims in the UK: the viral poster, factchecked - Full Fact Org article from July 2017

John Bye @_johnbye

The (Lord) Mayor of Birmingham is Sikh.
The (Lord) Mayor of Leeds is Christian.
The (Lord) Mayor of Sheffield is called Colin.

Apart from the Mayor of London, they're ceremonial roles.

And you copy and pasted all of this from a 2017 social media post.

1:05 AM · May 5, 2024 -- x-twitter link

Yes Loser just copied a seven year old post. At least Calvin managed to toss off his own sermon.
Probably a combination of alcohol and cold meds, but for a minute I read that as "tossed off his own semen". 🤣
 
Probably a combination of alcohol and cold meds, but for a minute I read that as "tossed off his own semen". 🤣
Spilling one’s seed is expressly forbidden according to Genesis 38, when Onan refused to ‘go into’ his missus Tamar, instead letting his vital essence fall upon the ground.

But since Calvin the Phoney Phather has joined a weird Old Catholic splinter group, who knows what strange practices they get up to? For all we know, having a swift jodrell and then ‘spending’ upon God’s soil might, by those oddballs, be regarded as a Christ-like act, enriching the dust and ashes from which we were made and to which we shall return.
 
Spilling one’s seed is expressly forbidden according to Genesis 38, when Onan refused to ‘go into’ his missus Tamar, instead letting his vital essence fall upon the ground.

But since Calvin the Phoney Phather has joined a weird Old Catholic splinter group, who knows what strange practices they get up to? For all we know, having a swift jodrell and then ‘spending’ upon God’s soil might, by those oddballs, be regarded as a Christ-like act, enriching the dust and ashes from which we were made and to which we shall return.
Jeepers creepers!
 
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