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Laurence Fox. The twat.

Just read the whole of his latest flounce-to-be. Said he can't wait to be "sitting in a quiet pub shooting the breeze with real people."

Everyone in the home counties is like "Please don't let it be here" innit.

It's gonna be Essex or Kent I reckon.
 
Think that’s higher than the viewers he got on Gbeebies. Must have been a lot of people accidentally ticking the wrong box I guess.

There’s your ‘silent majority’ Lozza, all 0.1% of them.
That's presumably why people in his camp have been prompting and encouraging discourse that suggests the vote count might be in some way dodgy.
 
Where the polar bears live, they need a feed
The polar bears are going on a Fox hunt
They're going to catch a big twat
What a beautiful day!
They're not scared.

Uh-oh!
Twitter tantrum! Long, tedious Twitter tantrum.

They can't go over him.
They can't go under him.
Oh no! They've got to go through him!

Slashy washy! Splishy sploshy! Ouchy wouchy!
 
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