Is Elon Musk the greatest visionary or the greatest snake oil salesman of our age?

[PTK]

So UFOs are not misidentified aircraft or birds, but actually, authorised inter-stellar spacecraft piloted by Zeta Reticulian Frat boys on a pledge-hazing to actually get spotted by Earth's inferior technology.
It all makes sense now.

See also Douglas Adams and Teasers.

Zeta Reticuli is only about 40 light years away. I am talking about beings from the Andromeda galaxy, which is a couple of million light years away. I am talking about a galaxy-full of beings, controlling the Milky Way galaxy.

 

[Storm Fox]

Zeta Reticuli is only about 40 light years away. I am talking about beings from the Andromeda galaxy, which is a couple of million light years away. I am talking about a galaxy-full of beings, controlling the Milky Way galaxy.

The Zeta Reticulans are local agents for the Andromedians

I know I started this, but back to Musk.

 

[phildwyer]

Have you not even heard of this?

Elon Musk threatens to sue Anti-Defamation League over lost X revenue

World’s richest man claims civil rights group has falsely accused site formerly known as Twitter of being antisemitic

www.theguardian.com

But that's Musk fighting against censorship. You claimed that he engaged in censorship himself.

 

[phildwyer]

I imagine similar ones to those old Twitter agreed to, primarily law enforcement requests with a smattering of political ones. But that's the thing isn't it. Your boy doesn't say - he's happy for people to see the notes of what happened when he wasn't there, but you're completely incurious, to the point of blatantly ignoring evidence people are posting, about what's happening now he is.

Like I say, I think he's refusing to co-operate with the Feds and that's why they're running a disinfo campaign against him.

 

[two sheds]

But that's Musk fighting against censorship. You claimed that he engaged in censorship himself.

No he's trying to shut down a civil rights organization - you don't get much more censorship than that.

Ok I posted this one:

Elon Musk fires back at Twitter censorship critic: ‘You’re such a numbskull’

Report finds Twitter has approved 83% more censorship requests from authoritarian governments under Musk’s leadership

www.independent.co.uk

 

[phildwyer]

Love how the Deep State is so shit that they can take on Russel Brand and ruin him on YouTube, but they can’t ruin him on telegram. Telegram too mighty for the Deep State.

I don't understand where you're coming from on this.

Are you saying that the Deep State does not exist?

Or are you saying that it's not the right term?

If so, what term would you prefer: security state, alphabet boys, secret services? We can use whichever you like.

Or do we have to start by convincing you that the FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA and so forth are actual things in the real world?

 

[phildwyer]

No he's trying to shut down a civil rights organization - you don't get much more censorship than that.

You think the ADL is a civil rights organization. You have much to learn.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Musk shopping anonymous tweeters to the government is a very real thing

Twitter accused of helping Saudi Arabia commit human rights abuses

Lawsuit says network discloses user data at request of Saudi authorities at much higher rate than for US, UK and Canada

www.theguardian.com

Musk is almost with absolute certainty cooperating with The Feds he's just going on about free speesh to excuse letting paedos, racists and fascists loose on his new platform

 

[NoXion]

You think the ADL is a civil rights organization. You have much to learn.

 

[phildwyer]

From the skim read of those files, there is no evidence of the FBI controlling anything at twitter.

Yes there is. To cite just one well-known example, the FBI ordered Twitter to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop story. As you'll see if you read the files.

 

[phildwyer]

Alternative explanation: he's a drug-addled fuckwit who's got way more money than sense.

I've never heard anyone call Elon Musk stupid before. A truly impressive first.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I've never heard anyone call Elon Musk stupid before. A truly impressive first.

You been under a rock for the last couple of years?

 

[NoXion]

I've never heard anyone call Elon Musk stupid before. A truly impressive first.

What else would you call paying twice the actual value of Twitter, and then destroying it's brand recognition for shitty generic X-branding? Among other things.

 

[phildwyer]

What else would you call paying twice the actual value of Twitter, and then destroying it's brand recognition for shitty generic X-branding? Among other things.

Oh yes, Elon Musk is clearly a moron. Thick as two short planks. I don't know how the dimwit can work his own toothbrush.

 

[Storm Fox]

I've never heard anyone call Elon Musk stupid before. A truly impressive first.

You have never heard of Elon Musk being called stupid, but google returns 7.4 Million results and YouTube returns multiple results, some with that exact title. A truly impressive feat

 

[BigMoaner]

I've never heard anyone call Elon Musk stupid before. A truly impressive first.

Dumb ass comes up with far more google searches btw

 

[andysays]

Oh yes, Elon Musk is clearly a moron. Thick as two short planks. I don't know how the dimwit can work his own toothbrush.

It's all relative though phil; compared to you, Musk is clearly a genius.

 

[phildwyer]

We seem to have entered a strange, topsy-turvey land in which Elon Musk is a thickie, the FBI does not exist, the ADL fights for civil rights and NoXion is Princess Marie of Romania.

 

[NoXion]

We seem to have entered a strange, topsy-turvey land in which Elon Musk is a thickie, the FBI does not exist, the ADL fights for civil rights and NoXion is Princess Marie of Romania.

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Go on then, explain why being taken to court and forced to pay too much for Twitter isn't the move of a fuckwit who got caught out.

 

[Serge Forward]

Has Hunter Biden's laptop been mentioned yet?

 

[NoXion]

Has Hunter Biden's laptop been mentioned yet?

Dwyer obliged four pages ago. He's hitting all the classics.

 

[Serge Forward]

What about Paedo Pizza?

 

[Storm Fox]

Has Hunter Biden's laptop been mentioned yet?

Don't mention the laptop. Phil mentioned it once, but I think he got away with it.

 

[NoXion]

What about Paedo Pizza?

Fuck, should've known he'd half-arse it.

 

[Dystopiary]

It is always the way. Organisation X is all-powerful and can affect everything while at the same time being so incompetent they leave easy-to-spot clues for those big-branes in the know.

See
Pretty much anything Nasa does
FBI
9/11
Flat Earth
Chem-Trails

Also creepy terrible people being accused of vile things by multiple women
Literally any non-government terrorist attack
Astronomical phenomena
Birds (secret drones)
The weather (HAARP)
Black history month
Same-sex marriage
Women
New banknotes
Veggie burgers
Tescos own custard
Spotted hyenas
The number 5
etc

 

[BigMoaner]

Also creepy terrible people being accused of vile things by multiple women
Literally any non-government terrorist attack
Astronomical phenomena
Birds (secret drones)
The weather (HAARP)
Black history month
Same-sex marriage
Women
New banknotes
Veggie burgers
Tescos own custard
Spotted hyenas
The number 5
etc

Can’t wait for the new releases when 6G comes out

 

[NoXion]

Also creepy terrible people being accused of vile things by multiple women
Literally any non-government terrorist attack
Astronomical phenomena
Birds (secret drones)
The weather (HAARP)
Black history month
Same-sex marriage
Women
New banknotes
Veggie burgers
Tescos own custard
Spotted hyenas
The number 5
etc

The "birds are secret government drones" one is most definitely a piss-take created by amateur satirists. But I'm honestly wondering how long it will be until it's no longer a complete joke, and becomes an authentic part of the conspiracy twat cinematic universe. That's the problem I have with attempts to satirise tinfoil "thinking", it's impossible to actually take the piss out of such people, at least in that way.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Also creepy terrible people being accused of vile things by multiple women
Literally any non-government terrorist attack
Astronomical phenomena
Birds (secret drones)
The weather (HAARP)
Black history month
Same-sex marriage
Women
New banknotes
Veggie burgers
Tescos own custard
Spotted hyenas
The number 5
etc

what is wrong with the number 5?
asking for a friend...

 

[PTK]

what is wrong with the number 5?
asking for a friend...

The number “5” aka “five” is one of an elite group known as the “prime numbers”. The rest of the integers owe their existence to the “primes”, who rule them with a rod iron.

 

[Artaxerxes]

what is wrong with the number 5?
asking for a friend...

The number “5” aka “five” is one of an elite group known as the “prime numbers”. The rest of the integers owe their existence to the “primes”, who rule them with a rod iron.

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