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I have had it with conspiracy theories

sponge

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Hey,

After having a laugh over the Alex Jones site, with a "source" that suggests that the Bilderbergs are planning on invading the US to setup a new World Government, or something.

Then I nearly choked on my cup of tea when the source said that the "intelligence services", who are all "patriots", told him of all the plots of the new World Government. Haha. Very funny.

Is it me or is the world consumed by stupid cranks?
 
Depends, world's full of conspiracies. Only the other day I and a few like-minded others conspired against our line-manager, thinking to remove him and replace him with someone more agreeable to our agenda. Nothing came of it, the plot was discovered and we denied all knowledge.

It really is not so rare that groups of people, powerful people especially, should gather together in the same room and have softly-spoken discussions about how best to further their own interests, especially at the expense of others (or there'd probably be no need to talk quietly).

Next month, a conspiracy will be taking place in Gleneagles in Scotland, eight of the worlds most powerful men will gather together and have a conversation about how best to manage the world (such as is within their considerable grasp to do so). It's on the news and everything. Thousands of Jews are also conspiring with eachother at this very moment- there really is a jewish conspiracy, millions of em actually, as well as Hindu, Ghanain and Scots conspiracies. Everybody conspires, con-spire, to breath together, share the same breath as you talk closely to one another, planning and scheming and rubbing hands thoughtfully and saying 'excellent' alot. Business meetings are conspiracies, that thing that American footballers do when they put their heads together at half-time- conspiracy they are having.

Personally, I avoid discussing any conspiracies to do with aliens, the twin towers being purposely blown up, or UN plots to take over the world. Also I think too much attention is focused on jewish conspiracies on the internet, whereas Seventh Day Adventist conspiracies for instance are never muttered darkly about, which is unfair.
 
foreigner said:
Everybody conspires, con-spire, to breath together, share the same breath as you talk closely to one another, planning and scheming and rubbing hands thoughtfully and saying 'excellent' alot. Business meetings are conspiracies, that thing that American footballers do when they put their heads together at half-time- conspiracy they are having.

:D

Haha, thats a really funny observation. One thing I have noticed is that many conspiracy nuts are paranoia freaks who spend too much time on a PC, and seem to have little concept of people working together to receive an outcome. God, the whole world is full of conspiracies that doesn't include them :p
 
I actually have a conspiracy theory of my own hehe.

Conspiracies (which are nonsense) are supplied by institutions to create political effects.

The illuminati was a "conspiracy" of the Enlightenment, a myth created by the Catholic Church, who feared freedom for obvious reasons. Just look at the "scary" illuminati doctrines. An Enlightenment thinker would support them.

The jewish conspiracy was popularised by the Russian Czars against the Bolsheviks, because they were screwed. It worked quite well, didn't it?

And conspiracies generally make individuals inactive, because they think that the aliens will remove their genitals if they did anything.

Good eh?
 
sponge said:
I actually have a conspiracy theory of my own hehe.

Conspiracies (which are nonsense) are supplied by institutions to create political effects.

The illuminati was a "conspiracy" of the Enlightenment, a myth created by the Catholic Church, who feared freedom for obvious reasons. Just look at the "scary" illuminati doctrines. An Enlightenment thinker would support them.

The jewish conspiracy was popularised by the Russian Czars against the Bolsheviks, because they were screwed. It worked quite well, didn't it?

And conspiracies generally make individuals inactive, because they think that the aliens will remove their genitals if they did anything.

Good eh?

Look, Blair. Haven't you got enough to be doing running the country without stirring up apathy in the conspiracy community. You are a lizard and I claim my testicles back. Both of them. :mad:
 
goldenecitrone said:
Look, Blair. Haven't you got enough to be doing running the country without stirring up apathy in the conspiracy community. You are a lizard and I claim my testicles back. Both of them. :mad:

:D :D :D

PMSL
 
sponge said:
:D

seem to have little concept of people working together to receive an outcome. God, the whole world is full of conspiracies that doesn't include them :p

Surely by believing in the concept of conspiracies, they do understand the concept of people working together to achieve an outcome. Its just that peoples beliefs about how the world works and what peoples intentions really are, totally colours their understanding of what the desired outcome various groups of people are working together to achieve actually are.

Ive yet to find anybody who would deny that humans conspire to achieve goals all the time. Laws against conspiracy exist, but laws against aliens performing anal probes do not. The phrase 'conspiracy theory' has achieved its own special status in the long list of terms that have been corrupted by being applied to specific kinds of theories about conspiracies. Its become a negative smear term for the most part.

Issues like paranoia and schizoid-type delusions, as well as deliberate disinformation and misuse of widely-held prejudices for political purposes certainly dont help clarify matters. Its quite depressing to read mental health literature and see just how much delusions about thought-control and being persecuted are standard features of many disorders of the mind. But as with conspiracy theories, personal and cultural beliefs set the stage for what is considered normal when it comes to mental health. A delusion that the TV told you to throw parsnips at a signed photograph of Dick Cheney is going to be picked up as a strong indicator of brainwrong, but someone can say that God told him to invade a country and he doesnt end up removed from office to have his brain fiddled with.

I do use the conclusions of someone like Alex Jones for humour, because I dont agree with his beliefs about world organisations/politics, and how they relate to the US of A, but there is some use to these theories existing. I can learn a lot about a specific kind of nationalistic belief system that his conclusions are born from, and these people sometimes discover interesting pieces of information about events/people/organisations. They may pick up on some apparent 'fact' that usefully fits into my own theories, which have very different conclusions to theirs.

I wish there were more openminded people who indulged in this stuff. Just as it appears the information about Iraq was distorted to fit a specific objective, interesting 'facts' about events, often discovered due to humans useful ability to smell a coverup when they see one, are distorted to fit peoples own beliefs. Human nature at work I guess, cant see the phenomenon vanishing unless we are joined by aliens who have a different nature free from developing a personal belief system, or perhaps it could be somewhat diminished if we lived in a world where more information about what actually goes on is automatically in the public domain.
 
Yes, conspiracy theories are such nonsense.

Thank god that nice man Mr. Blair dismissed the notion that the Iraq War was about Oil as 'absurd conspiracy theory'.

Tinfoil-hat lunacy indeed!

:p
 
And how was he to know the intelligence about WMD was wrong?

Honest mistake.
 
Conspiracy theories are great fun. Scarily, some people actually believe them.

The other night I had a very surreal and very vivid dream. I woke up suddenly and said "conspiraloon" quite loudly. I think my girlfriend was quite frightened.
 
STFC Loyal said:
and said "conspiraloon" quite loudly.

was that word invented by someone on here? cos i'm yet to hear it, or to see it written anywhere else but on u75, where it seems to pop up a lot.
 
neilh said:
was that word invented by someone on here? cos i'm yet to hear it, or to see it written anywhere else but on u75, where it seems to pop up a lot.
I think it was invented here, dunno by whom. And it's slowly spread to other sites like Indymedia.
 
I'm reminded of Leninand the 'Anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools' here. Conspiracy theorists do great damage to whatever serious grouping they leach onto, juvenile fun it may be but as a means to an end it's mostly worthless. Michael Moore sitting next to Jimmy Carter did an honurable man no credit.

We are not in the hands of the Elders of Zion or any Ikeite varation of that. Men in power bullshit and then make pragmatic descisons based on the factional interests that support them and that leads to almost arbitary decisions. Lies are common but grand schemes few. Chaos is the reality in much of politics and politicans throw a shape on it after the fact. It's more like Darwinian evolution as the lucky and slightly better adapted exploit their niche.
 
Google newsgroops shows the use of teh word "conspiraloon" on alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater in 1996, so it seems someone thought of it before the ed.
 
sparticus said:
It's straight from the training manual (CIA publications) and remains an officially sanctioned term of abuse
How would you know it's in the CIA manual?

Unless, of course, you're a CIA plant. :eek:
 
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Sparticus, yesterday
 
sponge said:
Hey,

After having a laugh over the Alex Jones site, with a "source" that suggests that the Bilderbergs are planning on invading the US to setup a new World Government, or something.

Then I nearly choked on my cup of tea when the source said that the "intelligence services", who are all "patriots", told him of all the plots of the new World Government. Haha. Very funny.

Is it me or is the world consumed by stupid cranks?
The problem is - which are the conspiracy theories? I take it you'd prefer not to know because it's too hard to figure. Welcome to middle-class Britain.
 
sparticus said:
It's straight from the training manual (CIA publications) and remains an officially sanctioned term of abuse

Ummm...shouldn't the be Capitalised, as in...The Training Manual?
 
Binkie said:
The problem is - which are the conspiracy theories? I take it you'd prefer not to know because it's too hard to figure. Welcome to middle-class Britain.

Just like the old adage "If it's too good to be true, it probably is", if a story sounds too far-fetched to be true then it's probably a conspiracy theory.
 
Binkie said:
The problem is - which are the conspiracy theories? I take it you'd prefer not to know because it's too hard to figure. Welcome to middle-class Britain.

I think we need to take ALL wars out of the "conspiracy" banner.

Of course, a state aggressor will ALWAYS cover its own actions with myths, even unconsciously. I remember Chomsky giving a brilliant example of the behaviour of children. When we do immoral things, we like to convince ourselves that we are in the right for doing so, coming up with the most stupid reasoning.

I think states are the same.

I remember my eyes popped out when I read that Aristotle openly admitted that war is a method of acquisition, like hunting. That is the stuff that they use to educate the elite :cool:

So I think that when people say that Iraq was an oil war and the defenders shout "conspiracy", obviously they are using the joke of the Learned Elders of Zion to cover up the crime.

As for "real conspiracies", like a small elite in a state takeover, it is hard to say. There are historical examples ... but often these elites are just representatives of economic groups, not quite a "secret group". Some Marx is often handy when trying to work out these things ... like the "Illuminati", or the Enlightenment people (who, I have to say, had some excellent ideals). This group represented the interests of the new economic classes against the old feudal rulers. Yeah, I imagine Jefferson was in it, it was probably quite useful to meet in secret when you are planning a major revolt against the Church and Empire.

And as for intelligence agencies, yes. They perform actions when they consider "vital interests" at stake. I remember Chomsky covering some very ugly details about Watergate, in that the story helped to cover up the reality of political assassinations. But people just don't talk about conspiracies with real evidence. That is the weird thing. And the other big example of the Cuban Missile Crisis - it came out that a US submarine did in fact shoot at a Russian ship, and luckily they did not retaliate - quite a cover-up, and certainly not a thing to talk about on TV.

But it has to be admitted that many conspiracy theories create the effect of inaction. It is like the belief in metaphysical fatalism. What will be will be, the future is unchangable as the past, the will of nature is behind everything, trying to stop it is like trying to fly with a bird costume, etc.

Yeah, it is a mess, I admit. But I believe that we should always look at the source very closely, and think of any convenient political effects. Whole states can be consumed by conspiracy theories - I imagine that many Germans really thought that they were in danger of a Jewish takeover, with Hitler laughing in his big castle.

As for 9/11 - I imagine people get a bit twitchy about it. But I have yet to see convincing evidence. I would think that such an operation would be way too risky, and people often forget that the hatred against America is very real, and we could say, for reasons of revenge. Looking into the history of Middle East politics, I imagine there is a few p*ss*d off people who want to see the West removed from the earth.

If there was the internet in the 19th century, would people even bother fighting for the vote?
 
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