How low can we go - Newcastle united 2019/20
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
i quite like newcastle so i hope they don't take terry
not-bono-ever
meh
It is going to be Bruce
not-bono-ever
meh
This is big sam that got the boot by Ashley when he took over the club and got a wedge to walk. His villa in Spain was bought with his payoff and he christened it St. James’s villa as a tribute
sunnysidedown
caput mortuum
christ on a fucking bike.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Is this some sort of NE England equality thing where he repeats his fuck up at Sunderland? (Win % less than 30).
Gotta feel sorry for Newcastle fans.
Gotta feel sorry for Newcastle fans.
not-bono-ever
meh
Sheffield getting 5m for releasing Bruce. Party time in steeltown. I wish I had no emotional investment in this, I really do. It’s as if the owner has decided that managed decline in a way of repaying the punters for the abuse he has got over the years. Rofl
not-bono-ever
meh
Steve Bruce’s Black and White army!
He has signed. What a fantastic day. It’s champions league next season for sure. Great news. Utterly fantastic.
He has signed. What a fantastic day. It’s champions league next season for sure. Great news. Utterly fantastic.
not-bono-ever
meh
3 nil down vs wolves in China.what a time to be alive
Limejuice
Well-Known Member
It's a non-starter unless he's available for the loose change down the fat man's sofa. Free agent, you say? Charnley's got big in the trousers already.
Can we resist a player who named his son Wolf Nine? Apart from the poor discipline record? Ignore the plague of injuries? The subterranean scoring record? I mean, here's a striker who's managed 34 goals in seven seasons in all competitions at West Ham, and his strike rate was scarcely better at Liverpool and Newcastle...
Andy Carroll is like the nice motor sitting in a driveway, which is difficult to start and the engine breaks down a lot. It drinks a lot of fuel, and the brakes are intermittent. Bodywork - so-so. The sticker on the window says 'cheap'. You can buy it, park it on your driveway and invite passers-by to admire it and applaud your purchase. And after a few years, after it's scarcely shifted a gear, you'll pay someone to drag it to the scrapyard.
Obviously, he's a shoo-in at NUFC.
tommers
Fuck it, it's fine.
Andy Carroll gave himself whiplash when he scored that overhead kick vs Palace.
He once injured himself playing table football.
He can barely walk these days.
He might have only scored 34 goals in 7 seasons but he only played about 50 games in that time as well.
I can't believe a club is even talking about signing him.
He once injured himself playing table football.
He can barely walk these days.
He might have only scored 34 goals in 7 seasons but he only played about 50 games in that time as well.
I can't believe a club is even talking about signing him.
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
If Newcastle sign Carroll it's like Bruce has read this thread title and taken it as a challenge.
How much has Carroll earned for sitting on his arse at home not playing? He must be close to top of the list for that.
How much has Carroll earned for sitting on his arse at home not playing? He must be close to top of the list for that.
Collymore is not a Bruce fan
Bruce offers football from the 1980s - his Newcastle appointment makes me angry
Bruce offers football from the 1980s - his Newcastle appointment makes me angry
Limejuice
Well-Known Member
"While Bruce will probably keep Newcastle up, it won’t be pretty."
I don't share his optimism.
BCBlues
Lend us a Twenner
"Younger managers such as Macclesfield’s Sol Campbell must be wondering what they must do to get a chance at a big club"
Try finishing higher than 22nd in league 2 for starters.
not-bono-ever
meh
Carroll is a poor mans Duncan Ferguson
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
When Carroll suffered an attempted robbery, he hit about ten cars while trying to flee. Ferguson would have got out and hit the robber.
Man jailed for Andy Carroll robbery bid
Limejuice
Well-Known Member
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Sports Direct regrets House of Fraser rescue
Mike Ashley - allergic to due diligence.
Sports Direct regrets House of Fraser rescue
Mike Ashley - allergic to due diligence.
Limejuice
Well-Known Member
With his injury record, a one-year contract is borderline giggly-gas optimism. The daft plank will be in parts by Saturday.
