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Handforth Parish Council meeting - hilarious zoom video

Jackie on Radio 4 Woman's Hour just now, she very much wanted to make it clear she wasn't a member of the council but was from the Cheshire Association of Local Councils and was there to provide advice, guidance and support. Also she shockingly revealed that she didn't actually know who was in charge of that meeting.

That makes sense. Normally a Parish Council employs a Parish Clerk to give members guidance & advice, I assume the position here is vacant, hence the Chairman had changed his screen name to 'Parish Clerk', basically self-appointing himself. If they don't have a Parish Clerk, they normally get one from another parish council or an expert from the district council to cover the position.
 
That makes sense. Normally a Parish Council employs a Parish Clerk to give members guidance & advice, I assume the position here is vacant, hence the Chairman had changed his screen name to 'Parish Clerk', basically self-appointing himself. If they don't have a Parish Clerk, they normally get one from another parish council or an expert from the district council to cover the position.
john smith talks about it :

"david i'll say it for your benefit and for the benefit of any members of the public watching ( :D lol ) that uh the clerk as we know is not here due to circumstances beyond his control (eek!!) however i would state that uh the three councillors that are still in the room have nothing to do with his absence and would welcome him to walk through the door tomorrow back into his office things are being uh investigated by cheshire east and i'm afraid that's all i can say i'd like to say a great deal more but unfortunately i'd have to leave it at that i hope that answers your question and i apologize that i can't give you any more information"

the intrigue!
power vacuum
 
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I watched a zoom meeting of our local district council discussing the provision of infrastructure for electric cars. The level of ignorance was astounding. One of my neighbours who is a councillor told told one the Tory councillors to stop getting their information from the Daily Mail and to do some proper research with "real" facts. :D
 
Jackie on Radio 4 Woman's Hour just now, she very much wanted to make it clear she wasn't a member of the council but was from the Cheshire Association of Local Councils and was there to provide advice, guidance and support. Also she shockingly revealed that she didn't actually know who was in charge of that meeting.

Jackie may have done a good job of instigating some temporary order, but without getting a new regime in place i think it will only add to future tensions - an incomplete purge is the worst of all worlds.

*id never thought about how zoom meetings are recorded and how they could leak out. this might encourage others to leek more :eek:
 
You know, I think I'm going to have to watch these clips now.

Sounds like our local PC - one of the elected members threw in the towel after less than one meeting, due to the in-fighting. He was trying to get the committee to examine a local situation as an outsider would see it. TBH he was suspicious that certain things were being done incorrectly - I even raised the possibility that nepotism has occurred with him - but the PC was too wrapped up in the cosiness of their talking shop ...

I had been involved for many years in the running of a club, with a committee that sounds as if you could exchange it with this PC and no-one would know the difference. Trying to chair one of the club committee meetings - or the AGM - was difficult, actually very difficult, at times.
 
I watched a zoom meeting of our local district council discussing the provision of infrastructure for electric cars. The level of ignorance was astounding. One of my neighbours who is a councillor told told one the Tory councillors to stop getting their information from the Daily Mail and to do some proper research with "real" facts. :D

I am going have to check out the next meeting of Arun district council, next door to Worthing, because one of their councillors is under attack for blaming 5G masts for spreading covid, I bet that'll be fucking brilliant. :D
 
Sounds like our local PC - one of the elected members threw in the towel after less than one meeting, due to the in-fighting. He was trying to get the committee to examine a local situation as an outsider would see it. TBH he was suspicious that certain things were being done incorrectly - I even raised the possibility that nepotism has occurred with him - but the PC was too wrapped up in the cosiness of their talking shop ...
a problem i have encountered is once things get this factional and abusive is how to get new people in to join to revive it - they come to one meeting, experience the horrors, and are never to be seen again!!
 
Round here all the county and district meetings are streamed live from the council chambers and it seems the zoom equivalents are too.

Same here, and after going live, the recordings are put up on youtube.
 
I've been to a few planning committee meetings (as an audience member and pre pandemic) and generally spend most of the time clutching my head in despair.
its an interesting dynamic the formal meeting... i'm a big believer that water tight procedure is the ultimate leveller, but it can give undue power to the petty pedantic legalist obstructivists who delight in abusing procedure. If someone has got that legalist mind then they are more likely to rise into a position of procedural power, and once there they can reek havoc.

it becomes a question of stamina, how much can you take, how much time are you willing to give to regain control? most sane people put their head in the hands or walk out, and you can end up with a rump of the most stubborn and the most devoid of anything better to do.

then the group that isnt disgusted by this will take on the character of the person at the top and next thing you know we've got decades of tory rule in britian.
 
its an interesting dynamic the formal meeting... i'm a big believer that water tight procedure is the ultimate leveller, but it can give undue power to the petty pedantic legalist obstructivists who delight in abusing procedure. If someone has got that legalist mind then they are more likely to rise into a position of procedural power, and once there they can reek havoc.

it becomes a question of stamina, how much can you take, how much time are you willing to give to regain control? most sane people put their head in the hands or walk out, and you can end up with a rump of the most stubborn and the most devoid of anything better to do.

then the group that isnt disgusted by this will take on the character of the person at the top and next thing you know we've got decades of tory rule in britian.
Actually my head is mainly in my hands because of the stupid and irrelevant questions they ask, and the amount of time discussing minor details while ignoring the big issues and the ones that have been raised by the people they are supposed to represent. The most successful ones have been where there's a chair who actually knows her stuff and pretty much tells them all what to decide. Not much of an advert for democracy of course.
 
i watched the unedited directors cut last night


explains things a bit more fully

does anyone know exactly what was going on? i havent seen the TV reporting of this. What is being said?

My understanding is the chairman, who on one level looks reasonable and is correctly following procedure, is in fact a pedant and bureaucratic dictator and a nightmare
-he called no meetings during the pandemic? hence this extraordinary meeting
-jackie weaver has been brought in as some kind of outside mediator to restore order/adjudicate

an interesting question over whether she really does have power to kick out the chair. in the directors cut she explains that she does
though if that is what is happening it needs a new chair appointing permanently, whereas john Smith gets the role "for this meeting" only?
so many questions :D

i have nothing buy sympathy, have sat in as bad meetings myself - whats going on here i think is an attempt of changing of the guard and justly pushing out of stubborn awkward elements who abuse their power. though its a bit bodged. is that right?

i forget the chairmans name, but hes an utter dick in this meeting (below) in which he presides totally and ignores any awkward question
(this is good stuff here:))


he has his supporters on the council though, in fact its about a 50/50 split from what i can see

The 'non molestation' bit around 17.15 is waaaay out there.
 
Don't be put off by the title -- this is funny as fuck. The first 5 minutes at least.



Bunch of Tory twats -- this used to be George Osborne's seat btw, now Esther McVey's. But very funny to see them squabbling over nothing much in particular.

"Will you stop being whatever it is you're trying to be?" and "READ THE STANDING ORDERS!" are my fave bits

It's absoloutly crying out for a dubstep/grime or house overdub/remix. proper provincial gangsta
 
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when reddit and 9chan moderators are in their 70s, they will be doing this, but instead discussing what microchips have been downloaded into their bloodstream, whether trump juniour can see through walls, and whether obama is a clone to disguise him eating babies.

in a way i was strangely comforted by these silly bastards.
 
that bit were he uses his tongue to clear his corn beef sandwich from his front rack had me cacking. he was just preparing the field to take on jakie.
 
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