Face masks
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8ball
Decolonise colons!
Up here mask wearing in shops has gone from 5-10% to 99% overnight
That must be the fastest survey ever
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
100% wearing at the supermarket this morning, though one person had it below the nose
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
That kind of shit makes me so fucking angry. It shows that they're aware of the need for masks, but they half-arse it anyway. Cunts.
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
Maybe 30-40% in Sainsbury's near me this lunchtime I'd say; much like yesterday (there are always some people wearing masks). No signs up or anything. Didn't see any other shops with signs either.
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
That's really low, especially compared to the near total compliance everyone else is reporting
8ball
Decolonise colons!
I’ve been expecting this to vary a good bit based on area, demographic, type of shop etc.
At least at first...
Literally not one person wore a mask to work today (massive DC).The official line is that we are "a bubble" all two hundred of us including large cohort from Nuneaton.But Monday sees the return of the temps.Crash barriers have been set up marking out a separate route onto the shop-floor for this supposed out-group who will immediately thereafter be working right alongside us as usual.In a further twist it appears that not being in "the bubble" masks will be a requirement for all temps.Of course that would be bizarre and I am fairly sure this can't happen.
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
And another one. This one demands her constitutional right to pizza:
god.dailydot.com
Some people don't know the difference between rights and privileges.
Maskless Customer Yells At Pizza Shop Staff, Invokes Constitutional Right To Pizza
"GIVE ME MY PIZZA!"
god.dailydot.com
Some people don't know the difference between rights and privileges.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Got a box of disposable ones, and a couple of cotton re-usable ones. Ordered this one too.
www.etsy.com
Smiley Lycra Handmade Face Mask With Soft 100% Cotton Lining | Etsy UK
Funky & fun handmade lycra face mask, with soft 100% cotton lining which is breathable and wicks moisture away from the face. The soft fabric ensures a comfortable fit for all day wear, and the super soft elastic doesnt dig into the skin. These are Unisex masks, and made so one size fits all. Its
It's always important to make supermarket shopping fun.I'm pretty sure that's a pocket for ecstasy tablets
PursuedByBears
Go stick your head in a pig
Just back from Sainsbury's, all the shoppers were masked up and about 50% of the staff.
felixthecat
are we there yet?
Tesco this afternoon - 100% of shoppers wearing a mask and most of the staff except, for some reason, the kiosk staff.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Went to the pharmacy earlier to collect a prescription, masked up and went in, woman behind the counter couldn’t understand me and asked me to remove my mask 
8ball
Decolonise colons!
That would probably be the protective effect of tobacco that the boffins found.
Cloo
Banana for scale
Well TBF, that's mostly the government's fault for piss-poor messaging about any of this. I have not seen anything online, on posters, I don't watch much telly, so don't know about that, but you get the idea, emphasising that it's compulsory today, how they should be worn, how you should put them on and off, that you shouldn't pull them down under your chin, that you shouldn't reuse without washing etc.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
I ordered masks with a bitmoji of my face on the bottom half.
They are freaky.
And hilarious..as the size is bigger than the bottom half of my face.
Is that a bitmoji (which I had to Google) of the bottom half of your face?
Or the whole bitmoji face on the bottom half of your face?
I think tomorrow's shopping trip may be a test of the t-shirt ninja mask.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
You look quite scary.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
You look quite scary.
That's not me - that's purely for ullustrative purposes.
<should have made that clear tbf>
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Glad to hear it. I'd definitely let him in a shop first.That's not me - that's purely for ullustrative purposes.
<should have made that clear tbf>
One of the weird things about him is the giant pupils - he's obviously got brown eyes but it looks a bit satanic
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
I ordered masks with a bitmoji of my face on the bottom half.
They are freaky.
And hilarious..as the size is bigger than the bottom half of my face.
I made a bitmoji of me and then put the bottom half on a mask template.
See?
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
'Nah mate, you go first. I'll get me Kalashnikov somewhere else'.Glad to hear it. I'd definitely let him in a shop first.
One of the weird things about him is the giant pupils - he's obviously got brown eyes but it looks a bit satanic
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
It's a bit "budget face transplant".
Yep...I just realised that...
I am looking forward to wearing it to the next staff meeting if I ever go back to work.
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
It's a bit "budget face transplant".
I thought the third one had a look of Humphrey Bogart.
Numbers
an ting!
You are Nina Conti and I claim my £5 and pack of hobnobs.
Numbers
an ting!
^^^ this will sort the back in the day from the noobs.
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