England vs Ukraine

[ruffneck23]

oh and give rooney 10 more mins then get carroll on

 

[JimW]

Assured performance --- from the kazoo player.

 

[deadringer]

Rooney almost always buckles on the big England games.

This isn't even a big game

 

[Badgers]

I think the next 45 in both games is going to be interesting with Sweden 3-0 up

I nearly soiled myself

 

[London_Calling]

Proper half time Brains Trust this, Roy Keane and Jamie Carragher.

 

[JimW]

Ukraine not entirely sure what to do with all their possession, at least.

 

[fadrats]

Get Rooney... Yawn... And Milner off. Carroll and Walcott on...

 

[goldenecitrone]

Bring on the Walcott. And Carroll. Rooney will be off on 60 minutes.

 

[Dan U]

Carroll would've put that chance away etc

 

[Badgers]

Aren't you forgetting someone?

Who?

 

[London_Calling]

Aaron Lennon?

Oh, it's Roy who forgot Lennon.

 

[friedaweed]

Adrian Chiles "Wayne Rooney, he looks a bit rusty doesn't he?"
Carra "Of course he does. You're not fooled by that hair dye are ya Aidy La, everyone knows he's a fat ginger twat"
Keano "Fuck off you scouse cunt you know my Da's an orange man"

 

[xes]

well, this is a bit of a fucking snoozefest.

Agree with everyone who's said that walcott and Carol should come on. And Rooney should be taken off, cast in wax, left in a museum basement and forgotten about.

 

[Gingerman]

Put whatisname on,and that other fella as well ffs!!!!

 

[gabi]

Rooney to score first and 2-0. That's what it says on my betting slip.

 

[8115]

No bookings
No injuries
Older players doing okay
Keeper solid

Just need to get better possession in their half.

What? Are we watching the same game? England look like they're running around in custard from where I'm sitting.

 

[goldenecitrone]

If we do manage to scrape through into the quarter finals I think we may have to change our game plan against the Spanish if we want to have more than 20% possession.

 

[Badgers]

Early England goal coming. Then close ranks a bit. Keep Rooney on for 20-30 minutes to give him more game time.

 

[Badgers]

What? Are we watching the same game? England look like they're running around in custard from where I'm sitting.

My glass is half full

 

[London_Calling]

When did Rooney last play a competitive game - early May?

 

[xes]

shit, it's back on and I haven't even rolled a spliff yet!!

 

[friedaweed]

BREAKING NEWS.

The Ingurland band have been hunted down and had their kazoos confiscated.

For the second half though they have substituted themselves for these guys.

 

[dessiato]

My glass is half full

Mine is being re-filled.

 

[Badgers]

Early England goal coming.

Yes, the glass overflowing

 

[Mr.Bishie]

LOL on the head Wayne

 

[blairsh]

He couldn't miss tbf... YAY!

 

[twentythreedom]

scores from 6" out!!

 

[friedaweed]

Oh for fucks sake. The dirty goal robbing cunt that was going in for an own goal that.
Gerrard the play maker again

 

[Pingu]

LOL Polish telly (I think - though it could be russian or any other eastern european staion for all i know) had just called Rooney a donkey about 20 seconds before he scored.

 

[sunny jim]

Roooooonney!!!