So: where are you going be watching England vs Sweden?

[CyberRose]

I shall be refreshing this thread furiously for 90 minutes!

 

[scifisam]

At home, with the GF, and we actually will be holding hands.

 

[Yetman]

The MIL is trying to get me to go to Portishead to watch the Red Arrows instead of watching the football in the pub. How can I get out of this readers? Think I agreed to go earlier to the wife when I was under the influence of some kind of sorcery. Damn my low xp in RL magik. Damn it with a stick.

 

[TitanSound]

I shall be fapping furiously for 90 minutes!

Fixed.

 

[Yelkcub]

Fixed.

Gland in hand?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The MIL is trying to get me to go to Portishead to watch the Red Arrows instead of watching the football in the pub. How can I get out of this readers? Think I agreed to go earlier to the wife when I was under the influence of some kind of sorcery. Damn my low xp in RL magik. Damn it with a stick.

Emergency back ache means you can't possibly get off the sofa? Remote and beer/drink of choice must also be placed near so you don't have to strain yourself!

 

[TitanSound]

Gland in hand?

Hand in gland if you have an accident

 

[el-ahrairah]

The MIL is trying to get me to go to Portishead to watch the Red Arrows instead of watching the football in the pub. How can I get out of this readers? Think I agreed to go earlier to the wife when I was under the influence of some kind of sorcery. Damn my low xp in RL magik. Damn it with a stick.

pretend to be dead. always works for me.

 

[Yetman]

Emergency back ache means you can't possibly get off the sofa? Remote and beer/drink of choice must also be placed near so you don't have to strain yourself!

You know, that anvil does need shifting, and come to think of it I do remember some of the health and safety lifting instructions we had at work. Something about bending at the hips to form a 90 degree angle and then lifting as quickly as possible iirc? Excellent

 

[CyberRose]

Fixed.

What the hell does "fapping" even mean?!

 

[Yetman]

pretend to be dead. always works for me.

That only works so many times. God help them when I do actually die.

 

[TitanSound]

What the hell does "fapping" even mean?!

 

[CyberRose]

So Urban Dictionary informs me it means to masturbate. Who the hell says "fapping"?!

 

[Badgers]

Fap fap fap fap etc.

 

[gabi]

fappingtons

 

[CyberRose]

Is this a southern thing or summat?!

 

[Yetman]

Fapathy. Cant be arsed to finish.

 

[Badgers]

Is this a southern thing or summat?!

No. It is your sheltered life thing

 

[Lo Siento.]

I've been harassed into watching it in a city centre pub. I am not keen.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Thinking about going to the English Football Club in Krakow. The fan zone's gonna be all wet. It's been pissing it down all week. Today's the first sunny day since Saturday.

 

[belboid]

I was meant to be going out, to watch a mate in an amdram performance of Much Ado About Nothing. Which might be almost appropriate, but was rather irritating.

Fortunately, mrs b had to have an operation this morning, and required sedating, so she's far too wibbly to go out now, and requires someone to sit with her for the next 24 hours. Hurrah!



it was a fairly minor op, with the sedation aspect the most dangerous bit of it i feel i should point out

 

[purves grundy]

in the savoy, sleepy

 

[Biddlybee]

Not even sure when it is