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It’s like they believe in magic wordspolice: "do you understand?'
nutter: " I don't UNDER STAND anything i do not stand under you"
They are magic words and so far they're working for him. Three visits from Plod and three times they have left and his business is still open. At some point Plod will either have to a) accept he is going to stay open or b) come back mob handed and shut him down by force. Which is kind of how the law works, it relies on people obeying it voluntarily but ultimately heads will get busted if they don'tIt’s like they believe in magic words
this is just brilliant.
A Freeman Of The Land trying to use the magna carta to make it so he can keep his soft play center open .
i couldn't rest until i found PART TWO of that encounter, here it is for any other weirdos.
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Only three clauses of Magna Carta still remain on statute in England and Wales. These clauses concern 1) the freedom of the English Church, 2) the "ancient liberties" of the City of London (clause 13 in the 1215 charter, clause 9 in the 1297 statute), and 3) a right to due legal process (clauses 39 and 40 in the 1215 charter, clause 29 in the 1297 statute). In detail, these clauses (using the numbering system from the 1297 statute) state that:
I. FIRST, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have confirmed, for Us and our Heirs for ever, that the Church of England shall be free, and shall have all her whole Rights and Liberties inviolable. We have granted also, and given to all the Freemen of our Realm, for Us and our Heirs for ever, these Liberties under-written, to have and to hold to them and their Heirs, of Us and our Heirs for ever.
IX. THE City of London shall have all the old Liberties and Customs which it hath been used to have. Moreover We will and grant, that all other Cities, Boroughs, Towns, and the Barons of the Five Ports, as with all other Ports, shall have all their Liberties and free Customs.
XXIX. NO Freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will We not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right.
The text equivalent of the 2 hour YouTube videoView attachment 237062
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Magna Carta is Latin for ‘great charter' and the term was first used in 1217 to distinguish it from the Charter of the Forest, a document that also set out limits on the king's administration, this time of the royal forest, areas of the country set aside for royal hunting and subject to much...you.38degrees.org.uk
fucking loons
They are magic words and so far they're working for him. Three visits from Plod and three times they have left and his business is still open. At some point Plod will either have to a) accept he is going to stay open or b) come back mob handed and shut him down by force. Which is kind of how the law works, it relies on people obeying it voluntarily but ultimately heads will get busted if they don't
<Insert your own joke about a lost clause here>This afternoon's timewasting has been to look up details of various versions of, and clauses in, the Magna Carta - apparently though only three from the 1297 statute are actually still on the books, and #61 didn't even make it into that at all.
Magna Carta - Wikipedia
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Pretty sure Willem Dafoe isn't the patron saint of lost causesPretty sure that’s Willem Dafoe
He is nowPretty sure Willem Dafoe isn't the patron saint of lost causes
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I wonder what the insurers of that place would think.
I mean the only reason why this ever "works" is that it's idiots confusing idiots.Also couldn't the cops just open up a theasaurus and use "comprehend" instead of "understand"? Or is there some stupid cop thing where they have to use that word?
And this appearing on UKIP pages is not in the least surprising. But the petition dates from 7 years back so it seems to have been given a new lease of life by the current loons.View attachment 237062
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Magna Carta is Latin for ‘great charter' and the term was first used in 1217 to distinguish it from the Charter of the Forest, a document that also set out limits on the king's administration, this time of the royal forest, areas of the country set aside for royal hunting and subject to much...you.38degrees.org.uk
fucking loons
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I watched it all the way through the cop on the left did almost all the talking and was very reasonable throughout.Can't be arsed watching all of that, so I skipped forward a bit and saw a cop saying something like "Erm, that actually doesn't make any sense."
The head busting can be metaphorical, it doesn't have to involve any actual skulls no matter how thick they seemNot sure I would describe collecting ever increasing fines as working for him, TBH.
He'll probably contest them in court, collect more costs, refuse to pay, and end-up in prison.
The twat.