I have not succumbed to the onesie either, thank God.
I was looking for a short one for my mum ( whether she wants it or not )...but dont think they do them. However if you go for one without feet, they have cuffs at the bottom and can be shoved up as high as you like. If footless is the avenue you cruise, may i suggest you invest in a fluffy sock affair, to tuck the onesie leg in to eliminate draughts. And you hit the nail on the head re the gas prices.I'm about 5 pages behind but I WILL HAVE MY SAY ANYWAY.
With gas prices going up a onesie is practically an essential addition to any homewear lounging wardrobe.
Does anyone know where to get short wide ones?
e2a: ok, it seems like the last five pages have been all about onesies anyway.
You see - you're the sort of person that makes burning my Yorkshires worthwhile ...
What about the slanket?
They are shite - pre onesie i was actually the recipient of a slanket ( in a putrid lilac) from an aunt. She must have got a deal by getting a job lot, because a few of us suffered that Christmas. They look great in the photo ....they look like they pop on over your head and you waft around cosy and snug....the hell you do! The name slanket is a clue - in reality they are just a sodding blanket with two sleeves shoved half way down, so when you stand up you're all gaping at the back, because in essence there is no back - like a hospital gown....so you have to be fully clothed or not averse to a wind whistling around your nether regions . Their only, and i say that halfheartedly, purpose is as a blanket to chuck over your fully clothed body, when on a sofa....hence all the photos show said pose - you never see anyone watering the house plants or feeding the cat in them do you?TBF a slanket is probaby more practical than a onesie on account of the toilet problems mentioned earlier. That said I'd probably wear something under the onesie anyway.
WowOk, I must stop now or I will eventually get to the bottom of the internet:
This thread is now contaminated. :-(
On a positive, you've sold me on getting one of these....
eta I'll lose the antennae - wouldnt want to look stupid
Oh and one more onesie post - Mountain Warehouse do them in different sizes, but not mad patterns.
They are shite - pre onesie i was actually the recipient of a slanket ( in a putrid lilac) from an aunt. She must have got a deal by getting a job lot, because a few of us suffered that Christmas. They look great in the photo ....they look like they pop on over your head and you waft around cosy and snug....the hell you do! The name slanket is a clue - in reality they are just a sodding blanket with two sleeves shoved half way down, so when you stand up you're all gaping at the back, because in essence there is no back - like a hospital gown....so you have to be fully clothed or not averse to a wind whistling around your nether regions . Their only, and i say that halfheartedly, purpose is as a blanket to chuck over your fully clothed body, when on a sofa....hence all the photos show said pose - you never see anyone watering the house plants or feeding the cat in them do you?
In disgust at it's total non-usability, i cut the arms off, because it then makes a spare fleecy blanket, should anyone stay and not mind two holes half way down the blanket - keeping them on was a nightmare , no sensible way to fold the thing....always looked a heap...it is just 100% wrongness.
They're £16.99 online! That was what really provoked me into buying one.I was in a mountain warehouse yesterday they had some of the veloury ones and some of the proper cat-licked fleecy ones reduced to £30. I didn't buy one though. £30 still seems steep. I've not really been pricechecking though.
Aye - I was initially attracted to the idea of a slanket, but those sleeves make it completely fucking pointless. And dangerous - given my propensity for hooking sleeves onto door handles as I walk past them.Yeah I got a putrid lilac slanket for Christmas about two years ago.
I was quite pleased at the prospect but you're right, they're just wrong. There is no way of getting them to sit/lay right on you. All bunched up under your chin but your arms and bottom/back still get draughty. Normal blankets are much nicer, or a poncho
I would quite like a onesie but I can't afford the one I want