David Shayler says he's the New Messiah

[beesonthewhatnow]

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Fuck me, there's some idiots on those boards.

They're saying that bridge collapse in the USA looks like a failed "false flag" terror op

 

[xenon]

He's a cock.

 

[laptop]

Shayla is experiencing personality break down from copious consumption of Ayahuasca, 'shrooms and hanging with loons.

In the Spring I met someone who was mates with him when he was on the run and stuff.

"So, why did David go mad?"

"It was when he stopped smoking weed."

Let that be a warning to us all. He's not being poisoned. The Forces of Darkness got at him simply by persuading him to Just Say No to the 'ealing 'erb.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Fuck me, there's some idiots on those boards.

They're saying that bridge collapse in the USA looks like a failed "false flag" terror op

Fucking hell!!! Is there anything that the conspiraloons won't blame the lizards/zionists/illuminati for?


I've seen people having trips talk more sense than the average conspiraloon.

 

[butchersapron]

Fuck me, there's some idiots on those boards.

They're saying that bridge collapse in the USA looks like a failed "false flag" terror op

Come on! Maintanence workers were seen drilling holes. Holes!!!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Come on! Maintanence workers were seen drilling holes. Holes!!!

Ah, of course! PROOF!!!!!!!!

 

[laptop]

Friends have indeed been encouraging David to go through his transpersonal and spiritual awakening away from public scrutiny.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundalini

That's some of the finest hippy crap I've (tired to) read in a long time

 

[KeyboardJockey]

'Friends have indeed been encouraging David to go through his transpersonal and spiritual awakening away from public scrutiny. '

In other words 'fuck off you are even embarrassing us loonspuds'

Mind you to inject a bit of humanity in to this thread its always sad when someone goes down with catastrophic mental illnesses.

 

[Wilf]

Have you any proof that he isn't the Messiah? Its up to you to prove it.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Have you any proof that he isn't the Messiah? Its up to you to prove it.

Tell you what, let's chuck him in a cave and seal it with a fuckoff huge boulder.

If he can get out I'll believe him.

 

[butchersapron]

Have you any proof that he isn't the Messiah? Its up to you to prove it.

Yeah, where's the link?

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Have you any proof that he isn't the Messiah? Its up to you to prove it.

<biblical scholar geek mode>

In order for the Messiah to come to earth there must be a situation where there is perfect peace. In other words not even a cat will chase a mouse. Therefore he is not the messiah just a very naughty conspiraloon.

Reference below:

Isaiah 11:6-8 (New International Version)

6 The wolf will live with the lamb,
the leopard will lie down with the goat,
the calf and the lion and the yearling [a] together;
and a little child will lead them.

7 The cow will feed with the bear,
their young will lie down together,
and the lion will eat straw like the ox.

8 The infant will play near the hole of the cobra,
and the young child put his hand into the viper's nest.

These are the conditions that must be in effect throughout the world for the Messiah to come.

<biblical geek mode off - now off to another thread to talk about tits>

 

[Balbi]

Sounds like for the messiah to come people have got to be completely fucking stupid

 

[editor]

Come on! Maintanence workers were seen drilling holes. Holes!!!

I heard talk of holographic invisible explosives being moved about too.

Is there nothing than can stop the evil uninvented technology of The Man?

 

[Structaural]

<biblical scholar geek mode>

In order for the Messiah to come to earth there must be a situation where there is perfect peace. In other words not even a cat will chase a mouse. Therefore he is not the messiah just a very naughty conspiraloon.

Reference below:

Isaiah 11:6-8 (New International Version)

6 The wolf will live with the lamb,
the leopard will lie down with the goat,
the calf and the lion and the yearling [a] together;
and a little child will lead them.

7 The cow will feed with the bear,
their young will lie down together,
and the lion will eat straw like the ox.

8 The infant will play near the hole of the cobra,
and the young child put his hand into the viper's nest.

These are the conditions that must be in effect throughout the world for the Messiah to come.

No bloody point in him coming if all that's required. 'It's alright mate, we've sorted it - now fuck off before we string you up'

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Sounds like for the messiah to come people have got to be completely fucking stupid

Or more advanced in thinking than they are at present.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

for the messiah to come people have got to be completely fucking stupid

If those 9/11 "truth" boards are anything to go by he'll be here by next week.

 

[Balbi]

Or more advanced in thinking than they are at present.

I am the product of billions of years of really fucking long shots coming off, I am teh height of teh intelligent thought.

Now, who wants to shag Jodie Marsh?

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Thing that nags at me is how representative is he of the kind of people that work in the security services?

 

[butchersapron]

I heard talk of holographic invisible explosives being moved about too.

Is there nothing than can stop the evil uninvented technology of The Man?

Might i suggest a 'hole forum' where people can report sighting of holes - holes that could potentially be filled with explosives - thus cutting the ground from underneath these false flag operations before they hurt anyone else?

 

[Wilf]

If Shayler's 'frail' frame flew into the Pentagon building, would the hole be big enough? And where would his wings end up?

 

[Balbi]

Might i suggest a 'hole forum' where people can report sighting of holes - holes that could potentially be filled with explosives - thus cutting the ground from underneath these false flag operations before they hurt anyone else?

You fool! You're playing into their hands. The biggest purveyors of holes in the world are the Swiss! Their cheese has infiltrated allnations advanced enough to have a delicatessan

Years of neutrality. NEUTRALITY. PAH! They've been controlling it all. Every major dictator has been swiss! In disguise. Look at Idi Amin. His name was Gustav Hannesbarn really. YOU'RE SO BLIND!

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Thing that nags at me is how representative is he of the kind of people that work in the security services?

Makes you wonder how good their psychological profiling is doesn't it.

Is it a questionairre?

Are you a loonspud Yes / No

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Makes you wonder how good their psychological profiling is doesn't it.

Is it a questionairre?

Are you a loonspud Yes / No

Innit!

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Might i suggest a 'hole forum' where people can report sighting of holes - holes that could potentially be filled with explosives - thus cutting the ground from underneath these false flag operations before they hurt anyone else?

Theres 4000 of them in Blackburn in Lancashire are these holes to be filled with lizard eggs thats what I'd like to know.

 

[Roadkill]

PMSL at this thread

 

[Wilf]

And where's Larry O'H for his final moment of triumph?

 

[Idaho]

Somewhere in all this, amongst the debunking of conspiracy theories and the schadenfreude, there is a person with severe mental health problems.

 

[Structaural]

In the Spring I met someone who was mates with him when he was on the run and stuff.

"So, why did David go mad?"

"It was when he stopped smoking weed."

Let that be a warning to us all. He's not being poisoned. The Forces of Darkness got at him simply by persuading him to Just Say No to the 'ealing 'erb.