David Shayler says he's the New Messiah

[laptop]

I believe the purpose of this thread was to deride the paranoid.




Of course mental illness as suffered by Shayler and others is a very serious matter and should be cause for sadness and sympathy; but still, when its sufferers hold themselves up as truth-bearers, derision is not inappropriate.

 

[Lock&Light]

Larry would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

That's so weak.

 

[Wilf]

This thread is crying out to have just 183 posts in it

 

[Dhimmi]

Have you any proof that he isn't the Messiah? Its up to you to prove it.

Let's crucify him and wait a few days to see...

 

[In Bloom]

What can I say but:

Glastonbury can do strange things to an individual with heightened perceptions. The energies there are not at all what one might call 'healthy'. It is an area that genuine Chinese Feng Shui masters avoid like the plague. Around the Tor lies an ancient sickness. Has no one else here experienced it?

The antidote is fortunately very easy to obtain - go straight from there to Avebury and lean against one of the Southwest stones at sunrise or sundown. All will be healed and for some, all will be revealed.

Wacky? No - this is REALITY - what we live day to day is the fantasy bred into us from birth by priests and others who would wish to control us.

I have a fairly good idea of what David is going through - so sad that more cannot understand that. IT SHOULD BE BROUGHT OUT INTO THE LIGHT - NOT HIDDEN, CONFINED or STRAIGHT-JACKETED!

 

[butchersapron]

I bet the makers of the Mind the Gap documentary DVD arguing that the 7/7 attacks were a state job are cursing themselves for getting Shayler to front their film now. Or maybe they'll just take it as proof they're onto something, or else why would shayler be nobbled? (Stuffing himself on mushrooms, yohimbine, ayahuasca and heavy duty skunk would have nothing to with it).

 

[KeyboardJockey]

I think I'm being caricatured as something of a simpleton Oh,.

No not characatured, self accused by your swallowing wholesale of 911 conspiracloonacy.

Govts are doing wrong and oppressive and nasty things which need protesting about and stopping (dna samples to be taken from people who go 45 in a 40mph limit remember) but the actions of the lizard lickers draws attention from these dangerous govt actions and discredits genuine dissent.

 

[Yossarian]

Shayler himself now gets in touch to set the record straight. “I’m afraid I didn’t claim to have been Jesus or to be ‘divine’, as you suggest,” he writes, patiently. “The Jesus of the New Testament is an archetype. His name derives from the 13th Name of God in Qabalah, which helps activate the Messiah consciousness within us. I was, though, crucified with a crown of thorns and nails when incarnated as Astronges, a Jewish revolutionary put to death by the Romans at around the end of the last century BC . . .

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2224855.ece

Ah, well that's OK then...

 

[Crispy]

love it

 

[butchersapron]

Shaylers a zionist?

 

[Wilf]

Shayler himself now gets in touch to set the record straight. “I’m afraid I didn’t claim to have been Jesus or to be ‘divine’, as you suggest,” he writes, patiently. “The Jesus of the New Testament is an archetype. His name derives from the 13th Name of God in Qabalah, which helps activate the Messiah consciousness within us. I was, though, crucified with a crown of thorns and nails when incarnated as Astronges, a Jewish revolutionary put to death by the Romans at around the end of the last century BC . . .

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2224855.ece

Ah, well that's OK then...

See! I knew there'd be a rational explanation for it.

I 'ad that Astronges in the back of my cab. Talks a lot of sense 'e does.

 

[laptop]

Shayler himself now gets in touch to set the record straight. “I’m afraid I didn’t claim to have been Jesus or to be ‘divine’, as you suggest,” he writes, patiently. “The Jesus of the New Testament is an archetype. His name derives from the 13th Name of God in Qabalah, which helps activate the Messiah consciousness within us. I was, though, crucified with a crown of thorns and nails when incarnated as Astronges, a Jewish revolutionary put to death by the Romans at around the end of the last century BC . . .

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2224855.ece

Continues...

Obviously this is a different claim entirely, and not nuts at all. We do apologise for any embarrassment caused.

 

[STFC]

Let me see if I understand this correctly:

Huge buildings destroyed by invisible explosives, remote controlled planes, lizards etc. = the words of a perfectly sane Seeker of Truth and Justice.

I am the Messiah, and also the reincarnation of Leonardo Da Vinci = barking.

 

[wishface]

Last time I saw Shayler on the TV he looked awful; greasy hair and pasty face.

Anyway, I'm the Messiah and I claim my five pounds.

 

[Wilf]

Last time I saw Shayler on the TV he looked awful; greasy hair and pasty face.
.

and he's a Middlesbrough fan Think it was that rather than the lizards that pushed him over the edge.

Hmmm...

Shayler - Middlesbrough football fan
Icke - footballer
Pope John Paul 2 - goalkeeper
Iraq just won the cup
Sentanta - advertised by Des Lynam
Chesterfield church has a crooked spire - and a football team
George Bush has the same initials as George Boateng who, of course, plays for Middlesbrough

try telling me that lots not all connected, eh?

 

[laptop]

try telling me that lots not all connected, eh?

 

[butchersapron]

Here he be on C4 earlier, backing up his claims:

http://www.channel4.com/news/watchlisten/more4news.jsp

 

[editor]

He's a sick, sick man.