Crisp sandwiches: how and with what?

[twentythreedom]

Allright allright.. peanut butter and a spicy dorito crisp sandwich is also pretty damn satisfying.

Pathetic. Again I ask - which part of "crisp" do you not understand? I shall run you through at dawn myself, you treasonous fool.

 

[dessiato]

I note that the majority use white bread and most seem to prefer either salted or salt & vinegar crisps. Why? (Although of course this is the proper way to make crisp sandwiches)

 

[Greebo]

I note that the majority use white bread and most seem to prefer either salted or salt & vinegar crisps. Why? (Although of course this is the proper way to make crisp sandwiches)

Because wholemeal bread and brown bread have a bit too much flavour and (unlike the delicate flavour of white bread) overwhelm the taste of the crisps.

 

[dessiato]

Pathetic. Again I ask - which part of "crisp" do you not understand? I shall run you through at dawn myself, you treasonous fool.

Perhaps he is a colonial and doesn't understand what a crisp sandwich is. If this is the case it would be impolite to run him through tomorrow, but if he persists after his education, then to do so would be appropriate. Pencil him in for dawn the day after tomorrow.

 

[killer b]

The point of a crisp butty is the contrast of textures, so the bread has to be soft as possible (therefore white sliced).

Its ready salted 'cause that was the only flavour mum would ever buy.

 

[Dan U]

crushed original hula hoops, cheese and pickle sandwich on white bread dunked in a mug of semi skimmed milk before each mouthful

heaven

and i don't give a fuck if hula hoops aren't 'real crispz'

 

[dessiato]

crushed original hula hoops, cheese and pickle sandwich on white bread dunked in a mug of semi skimmed milk before each mouthful

heaven

and i don't give a fuck if hula hoops aren't 'real crispz'

Tomorrow morning, Millenium Field, join the queue, wait your turn please.

 

[Maggot]

The how referred to the manufacturing of the sandwich, the with what referred to the butter/margarine/flavour of the crisp part of the equation. At least in my head it did.

You are alienating people with your narrow definition of crisp sandwiches. My Facebook page welcomes all types of additions and Hula Hoops, Space Invaders, Monster Munch etc are all accepted too - though I did have to draw the line at the guy who mentioned roast potatoes.

 

[dessiato]

You are alienating people with your narrow definition of crisp sandwiches. My Facebook page welcomes all types of additions and Hula Hoops, Space Invaders, Monster Munch etc are all accepted too - though I did have to draw the line at the guy who mentioned roast potatoes.

Perhaps there is another thread lurking there, eventually.

 

[silverfish]

Tomorrow morning, Millenium Field, join the queue, wait your turn please.

is this pistols at ten paces or crane hoists and capital punishment

 

[dessiato]

is this pistols at ten paces or crane hoists and capital punishment

Corporal punishment

 

[zoooo]

I only really like salt and vinegar crisps in general, so those are the only ones I would put in a sandwich.
However, I think sandwiches might be a rather good way to use up the unwanted-cos-they're-boring ready salted crisps in a multipack...

 

[alfajobrob]

My current work favourite is egg mayo in a soft white bap with a full pack of ready salted.....nice!

 

[marty21]

wotsit sandwiches
frazzle sandwiches (or cheaper non branded alternative)
Cheese and Onion Sanwiches

 

[dessiato]

wotsit sandwiches
frazzle sandwiches (or cheaper non branded alternative)
Cheese and Onion Sanwiches

Join the line tomorrow morning

 

[magneze]

With dry roasted peanuts.

 

[dessiato]

With dry roasted peanuts.

Go to the front of the queue in the morning, please. We shall start proceedings with you. You do not put nuts into sandwiches, nor dry roasted into a human body.

 

[magneze]

Go to the front of the queue in the morning, please. We shall start proceedings with you. You do not put nuts into sandwiches, nor dry roasted into a human body.

If you can put crisps in then nuts are fair game too!

 

[dessiato]

If you can put crisps in then nuts are fair game too!

Nuts are not a proper filling for a sandwich, whereas crisps are.

 

[magneze]

Nuts are not a proper filling for a sandwich, whereas crisps are.

Pff. Crisps are like level one. Nuts are like boss levels. Got to keep control otherwise they roll out.

 

[dessiato]

Pff. Crisps are like level one. Nuts are like boss levels. Got to keep control otherwise they roll out.

You should give the sandwich a good slap.

 

[aqua]

thick sliced white bread (the cheaper the better), spread liberally with cheap salted butter, with either plain or cheese & onion walkers added - salad cream optional

now I need one

 

[Mungy]

i swear crisp sandwiches of childhood involved tomato sauce. couldn't do it now. not sure i did it then, tbh.

 

[aqua]

they didn't for me, ketchup has very specific uses only

 

[twentythreedom]

Pff. Crisps are like level one. Nuts are like boss levels. Got to keep control otherwise they roll out.

nut sandwich??? You sir, are a preposterous cunt

 

[zoooo]

This thread is lol.

 

[dessiato]

nut sandwich??? You sir, are a preposterous cunt

Don't worry, he's at the head of the queue tomorrow, so it won't be long before he is 're-educated'. Perhaps we could put his nuts in a sandwich and see how he likes it.

 

[magneze]

You should give the sandwich a good slap.

Kick it in the nuts.

 

[magneze]

nut sandwich??? You sir, are a preposterous cunt

Not just nuts. Nuts and crisps. Like any sane person.

 

[magneze]

Don't worry, he's at the head of the queue tomorrow, so it won't be long before he is 're-educated'. Perhaps we could put his nuts in a sandwich and see how he likes it.

*faps*