Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[cupid_stunt]

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

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it's the act responsibly bit that really makes this

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[ddraig]

 

[ddraig]

^^ Some right dickheads saying they're going to chuck their GLC CD's in the bin etc

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

^^ Some right dickheads saying they're going to chuck their GLC CD's in the bin etc

hilarious to be honest

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[petee]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Mation]

Old by this pandemic's standards, but I hadn't seen this before

This PSA Is For Uncles And Aunties Who Wear Their Face Mask Under Their Nose

IDK who needs to hear this but the mask goes over your nose.

www.buzzfeed.com

Face masks are supposed to be worn properly as they are a part of a larger "Do it all" approach. This includes — among other things — social distancing, avoiding crowded places, and washing your hands. They are not contraptions that will give you a "small V face".​

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[MrSki]

 

[Orang Utan]

you can’t fight stupid with stupiderest

 

[MrSki]

you can’t fight stupid with stupiderest

Is thick thick cunts okay?

 

[MrSki]

Is thick thick cunts okay?

DP & wrong thread. Am a bit pissed and will go to bed now.

 

[Ax^]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[T & P]

Never mind that- a great many of them will happily consume illegally made, unmonitored drugs made in clandestine labs by criminal gangs and transported here up the arse of some poor sod for good measure.

 

[l'Otters]

What does the message mean?

It doesn't, it's meaningless, that's kind of the point.

 

[BigMoaner]

Brilliant.

 

[spring-peeper]

a woman with glasses, whose memory requires a smart phone to read from.

 

[fishfinger]

 

[UnderOpenSky]

 

[Badgers]

Fun exchange yesterday at one of the test sites...

Bloke: What are you doing here?
Me: Covid Testing and home test kits

Bloke: Oh right. I am fine thanks. Thought I had Covid a while ago but turns out it was the three grams of coke and bottle of vodka

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[LDC]

Fun exchange yesterday at one of the test sites...

Bloke: What are you doing here?
Me: Covid Testing and home test kits

Bloke: Oh right. I am fine thanks. Thought I had Covid a while ago but turns out it was the three grams of coke and bottle of vodka

TBF who hasn't woken up one morning in the last 18 or so months and felt like they might have it, and then remembered that they're just hungover?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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Very similar to the saying about Mensa - 'how do you know if someone is a member of Mensa? They'll tell you.' Totally accurate in my experience too.

 

[petee]

Fun exchange yesterday at one of the test sites...

Bloke: What are you doing here?
Me: Covid Testing and home test kits

Bloke: Oh right. I am fine thanks. Thought I had Covid a while ago but turns out it was the three grams of coke and bottle of vodka

so he had covod.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Badgers]

'We've only had five holidays since all this started' says tragic middle class family

AN unfortunate middle-class family has only managed a handful of expensive holidays since the pandemic began.

www.thedailymash.co.uk