Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Epona]

Not to be confused with Ivermectin, which makes up courses for horses.

Always lovely to have someone pry the very obvious and intended joke from my post and present it fresh as their own offering

 

[T & P]

 

[cupid_stunt]

The rise in people using ivermectin, an anti-parasitic drug usually reserved for deworming horses or livestock, as a treatment or preventative for Covid-19 has emergency rooms “so backed up that gunshot victims were having hard times getting” access to health facilities, an emergency room doctor in Oklahoma said.

As people take the drug, McElyea said patients have arrived at hospitals with negative reactions like nausea, vomiting, muscle aches, and cramping — or even loss of sight. The scariest one that I’ve heard of and seen is people coming in with vision loss,” the doctor said.

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And, now over to Alex Jones...

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[BigMoaner]

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Beautiful

 

[Badgers]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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To be fair, those bananas are clearly rancid and unfit for consumption.

 

[cupid_stunt]

To be fair, those bananas are clearly rancid and unfit for consumption.

Just the sort of rubbish you would expect from a seagull lover.

Although overripe bananas may not really look very appetising--the fruit turns soggy while the banana peel may turn black or brown--they are very good for our health. An overripe banana is rich in antioxidants, which, according to livestrong.com, is beneficial in preventing or delaying cell damage in one's body.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Just the sort of rubbish you would expect from a seagull lover.

Bananas with any marks on them are disgusting and only fit for the bin. If you want to eat rancid food that's up to you.

 

[kabbes]

Just the sort of rubbish you would expect from a seagull lover.

Ah, the persistent myth of the benefits of antioxidants — one of the most pervasive pieces of pseudoscience of our times.

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucbtdag/Wenner_2013.pdf

 

[rubbershoes]

Ah, the persistent myth of the benefits of antioxidants — one of the most pervasive pieces of pseudoscience of our times.

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucbtdag/Wenner_2013.pdf

Next you're going to be suggesting that the scientists in Laboratoire Garnier are just making up shit about 30% increased volume and more luminescence

 

[A380]

Next you're going to be suggesting that the scientists in Laboratoire Garnier are just making up shit about 30% increased volume and more luminescence

And don’t you dare start on the Lindt chocolateteers.

 

[elbows]

Bananas with any marks on them are disgusting and only fit for the bin. If you want to eat rancid food that's up to you.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

People who buy more bananas than they can eat before they go brown

 

[farmerbarleymow]

And don’t you dare start on the Lindt chocolateteers.

Chocolate is a bit shit anyway. Worse than manky bananas.

 

[existentialist]

Bananas with any marks on them are disgusting and only fit for the bin. If you want to eat rancid food that's up to you.

One of the worst things in life is an even vaguely crunchy banana. Blech.

And the very overripe ones make excellent banana bread/cake.

 

[MickiQ]

To be fair, those bananas are clearly rancid and unfit for consumption.

Mrs Q makes off bananas into banana cake (which is ace) or puts them in smoothies, still much better than horse dewormer.

 

[elbows]

I cant eat bananas anymore anyway, after accidentally discovering that if I avoid them and hard cheese, I have hardly any migraines as opposed to dozens per year.

 

[dessiato]

Next you're going to be suggesting that the scientists in Laboratoire Garnier are just making up shit about 30% increased volume and more luminescence

What annoys me is they don't say what it is 30% more than.

 

[Elpenor]

One of the worst things in life is an even vaguely crunchy banana. Blech.

And the very overripe ones make excellent banana bread/cake.

An urbanite, I want to say it was Vixiha used to put overripe banana skins on her skin for some reason or another

 

[A380]

Chocolate is a bit shit anyway. Worse than manky bananas.

Whenever people on here, many people , have said you were a wrong ‘un I’ve always slowly shaken my head. But with that statement it’s as if a veil has been withdrawn from my eyes and I can see they were right all along…

 

[A380]

Mrs Q makes off bananas into banana cake (which is ace) or puts them in smoothies, still much better than horse dewormer.

Nothing like overripe banana and chocolate cake.

 

[T & P]

Chocolate is a bit shit anyway. Worse than manky bananas.

Most UK chocolate, and certainly every single cheap chocolate bar out there, is shite. Continental chocolate is lush, and the dark one actually good for you in some ways.

Anyways, I reckon a seagull wouldn't turn down an overripe banana. Could be wrong, though.

 

[BigMoaner]

Chocolate is a bit shit anyway. Worse than manky bananas.

Huge red flag.

 

[gentlegreen]

My latest dietary weakness is very strong cocoa made with just boiling water, thickened with chia seed with banana bits.