Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[dessiato]

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

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Now there's an angry writer. (But right on the button)

 

[MickiQ]

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!

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Thought I was reading the script from The Commitments for a moment

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!

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A very reasoned argument.

 

[Epona]

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!

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Used the word fuck more times than I do in a sentence - AND made a good point while doing so

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

I wonder if this has been updated as they are murmuring loudly again.

 

[BigMoaner]

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!

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#cathartic

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[spring-peeper]

Imported from the states, protesting outside of hospitals is now a thing.

Canada is in an election process and two of the party's have condoned the protests.

One of my friends, with cancer posted this..

 

[Yossarian]

A counterprotester in Toronto - other side of the sign said "I demand my right to be ignorant & selfish."

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[T & P]

Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!

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[josef1878 2.0]

I've noticed local news reports of anti-vax dickheads protesting as the youngsters were turning up to do what they chose, now if they are there when I take my 87 year old mum for a booster there will be a problem

 

[Orang Utan]

isn’t she joking though?

 

[ruffneck23]

isn’t she joking though?

No, I dont think so

 

[Orang Utan]

No, I dont think so

i thought she was taking the piss.
i am troubled that it’s hard to tell anymore if it’s truth or satire

 

[ruffneck23]

innit

 

[Dogsauce]

Somewhere on the internet someone pointed out that swollen lymph nodes are a known and not particularly scarce side effect and can be in the groin, just a sign of a good immune reaction to the vaccine so not something to worry about. So there is probably a slither of truth in what she said, but twisted into a load of bollocks obvs.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Somewhere on the internet someone pointed out that swollen lymph nodes are a known and not particularly scarce side effect and can be in the groin, just a sign of a good immune reaction to the vaccine so not something to worry about. So there is probably a slither of truth in what she said, but twisted into a load of bollocks obvs.

Orchitis is also a symptom of mumps in adult males, so if this chap did have this that's a possible alternative diagnosis too.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Artaxerxes]

That subheading has killed me.

 

[BigMoaner]

Snorting and Gargling Iodine to Fight Covid-19 Is a Really Bad Idea

It’s the latest anti-vaxxer tactic you should avoid at all costs.

www.menshealth.com

 

[T & P]

I've reached the point when I wonder if we should perhaps cease to discourage them from doing all this shit. Will be better for the rest of us long term if they start removing themselves from the gene pool in droves. Darwinism at its best.

 

[MickiQ]

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That subheading has killed me.

They seem prepared to take every precaution against Covid except the ones that have been proven to actually work

 

[danny la rouge]

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I like that. Niche but funny.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I've reached the point when I wonder if we should perhaps cease to discourage them from doing all this shit. Will be better for the rest of us long term if they start removing themselves from the gene pool in droves. Darwinism at its best.

The only problem is many of them will have kids and inflict their bullshit 'cures' on them too.

They seem prepared to take every precaution against Covid except the ones that have been proven to actually work

It does look like they're panicking a bit that they're sitting ducks, so are grasping at anything, no matter how ludicrous, that might protect them other than the vaccine.

 

[BigMoaner]

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[BigMoaner]

there must be part of themselves, and i don't care how covinced they are, that are shitting themselves. that will just make them dig in deeper emotionally/mentally to the wack stuff, make them fall deeper down the rabit hole. but yes, i bet they are get shivers of doubt here and there.


i can remember night fishign an old pond out in sussex that had a few ghost tales linked to it. and of course i don't believe that shit, but trust me it would flash through your mind at 2am when you hear a snapping twig in the dark. they must feel like an invisibile net of social conformity and death threats is closing in on them.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

they must feel like an invisibile net of social conformity and death threats is closing in on them.

That's perhaps why continuing to wear masks when out and about could have a useful effect - a forceful reminder that the pandemic is still here. Granted, it won't change the views of those too far gone, but it might make waverers have second thoughts about their hesitancy.

 

[MickiQ]

I think the answer to 3 is T-cells but I don't actually know for sure the rest I haven't got a scoobies

 

[danny la rouge]