Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[littlebabyjesus]

Well his illness has served one purpose. That Newsnight piece about this not hitting everyone equally genuinely surprised me. It was a call to arms essentially to change society, and the catalyst was the mawkish shite from Johnson's underlings about 'the boss'.

 

[weltweit]

I don't wish Boris Johnson dead, I just think that anyone who works in a hospital ought to.

They just had their big chance

 

[Proper Tidy]

Got to take the positives, this means there is still a chance he'll shit himself to death from some bad scampi or perhaps we'll have a post pandemic radical transformation of how we live, work, love, reproduce, and we'll get to string him off some scaffolding

 

[Yossarian]

It's only his apparent recovery that made me realise I didn't just want him dead, I wanted him super-dead, with his bones scattered to the ends of the earth so he could never come back as a zombie.

The coronavirus has now killed more people in Britain than every British military action since 1945 combined, and this piece of shit who was too stupid to stop himself getting infected, let alone anybody else, is going to be treated like some kind of hero just because he failed to stop breathing. Dianaesque posthumous treatment is a risk I would have been willing to accept.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

It's not too late for him to have suffered some long-term cognitive damage.

Although it may be hard to tell...

 

[Raheem]

Then again, there'd be the Elton song.

I'm still standing,
Better than I ever did.
Never thought that Boris would
Be somebody I'd outlive.

 

[weltweit]

I wonder how international the team treating Boris is, immigrants? probably quite a few and after having his life saved by the NHS, having been in intensive care and been brought back from the brink - by the NHS - it may be that as PM he will start supporting it properly, not just for sound bites but with decency and sound finances.

 

[Proper Tidy]

I wonder how international the team treating Boris is, immigrants? probably quite a few and after having his life saved by the NHS, having been in intensive care and been brought back from the brink - by the NHS - it may be that as PM he will start supporting it properly, not just for sound bites but with decency and sound finances.

Lol

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I wonder how international the team treating Boris is, immigrants? probably quite a few and after having his life saved by the NHS, having been in intensive care and been brought back from the brink - by the NHS - it may be that as PM he will start supporting it properly, not just for sound bites but with decency and sound finances.

David Cameron used his disabled son at the start of his premiership to talk about how much he valued the NHS. He then proceeded to gut it.

 

[danny la rouge]

I wonder how international the team treating Boris is, immigrants? probably quite a few and after having his life saved by the NHS, having been in intensive care and been brought back from the brink - by the NHS - it may be that as PM he will start supporting it properly, not just for sound bites but with decency and sound finances.

I’m sorry, but that’s a whole paragraph of misunderstandings, start to finish.

 

[planetgeli]

Useless piece of shit virus. It can't do anything right.

 

[weltweit]

Lol

optimist me !!

David Cameron used his disabled son at the start of his premiership to talk about how much he valued the NHS. He then proceeded to gut it.

Cameron was insincere about a lot of things, and he is responsible for Brexit as much as Johnson.

I’m sorry, but that’s a whole paragraph of misunderstandings, start to finish.

What you don't think this episode will change Johnson at all?
I expect it will have some effect.
What effect is what I wonder about.

 

[existentialist]

optimist me !!

Cameron was insincere about a lot of things, and he is responsible for Brexit as much as Johnson.

What you don't think this episode will change Johnson at all?
I expect it will have some effect.
What effect is what I wonder about.

No. It won't change him. But he will use the appearance of change to his own political ends.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Cameron was insincere about a lot of things,

yes, exactly, which is why I said it. Why on earth would you expect Johnson to be any different?

 

[weltweit]

yes, exactly, which is why I said it. Why on earth would you expect Johnson to be any different?

Oh well, it is just my speculation, I guess time will tell ..

 

[Raheem]

He's a narcissist. I can just about imagine him embracing the idea of himself as a figurehead for everyone who's ever been ill in hospital. But, somehow not if it's going to interfere with him being a cunt.

 

[two sheds]

If he does turn into a caring compassionate human being they'll be taking him a way in a straitjacket and installing a more conventional tory pretty bloody quickly.

 

[Pickman's model]

Useless piece of shit virus. It can't do anything right.

It had one job to do

 

[Marty1]

I get a sense that the situation we are brings out the worse in speculation to the point of near conspiracy tbh

Yes, it was all getting a bit Grassy Knollington.

Spoiler

 

[littlebabyjesus]

If he does turn into a caring compassionate human being they'll be taking him a way in a straitjacket and installing a more conventional tory pretty bloody quickly.

That'll be the long-term cognitive damage I was talking about.

 

[nogojones]

A sick one, urban has seriously sadden me over these last few days, wishing death on anyone is out of order.

The cunt wished death on me and my Mum so he could keep Weathersppons open. He is a risk to everyone in this country. The longer he stays in a coma the better for all of us

 

[Wilf]

He’s out of intensive care now

 

[Marty1]

Nice tweet from Carrie.

 

[editor]

Nice tweet from Carrie.

Why should anyone give a flying fuck what whoever this is thinks about anything?

 

[Proper Tidy]

Didn't know you were mates with her

 

[Ax^]

He more than likely believe his own survival proves the idea of herd Immunity as correct


"only Friggin weaklings succumb to this Virus"

 

[Ax^]

Why should anyone give a flying fuck what whoever this is thinks about anything?

You late getting the idea Ed

That he is a Maga Hat wearing right wing Troll

 

[Marty1]

Why should anyone give a flying fuck what whoever this is thinks about anything?

She’s Boris Johnson’s partner.

 

[two sheds]

Nooooooo was sooooooooooooo sweet tweet for the boss

 

[Ax^]

remembers something about a Rusty ban hammer

Maybe this day can have a silver lining after all