Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

Italian media reporting that he's out of ICU (but they often report these things before confirmed)

It’s confirmed on twitter

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Oh well, maybe SARS COVID Mk3 will kill the cunt.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Guardian is saying it as well.

 

[Flavour]

shame that, the week was going so well.

 

[platinumsage]

Ok thread over move along now please

 

[Labourite]

People clapping for Boris seriously? It's like they've forgotten the Tories record on the NHS and in dealing with this coronavirus outbreak.

 

[danny la rouge]

BBC has it too.

PM out of intensive care but remains in hospital (very little other than the headline at time of linking).

 

[Ax^]

are they that desperate to give the idea that people are clapping for him they had to get the news out before 8pm

 

[Raheem]

Definitely not clapping the NHS this evening.

 

[platinumsage]

are they that desperate to give the idea that people are clapping for him they had to get the news out before 8pm

He probably left ICU just as that old bloke clapping him went viral on twitter on Tuesday, so they saved up the news for this evening.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Definitely not clapping the NHS this evening.

Well, you are a bit of wanker TBH.

I have family & friends working at the local hospital, talking to them & some of my mother's carers, they are emotional moved by this clapping shit, and appreciatee it, so just fucking do it.

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

I think it was a joke...

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Indeed - & great timing from the media!!

 

[brogdale]

just fucking do it.

That tends to bring out the contrarian in me.

 

[Looby]

Well, you are a bit of wanker TBH.

I have family & friends working at the local hospital, talking to them & some of my mother's carers, they are emotional moved by this clapping shit, and appreciatee it, so just fucking do it.

Oh my god, fucking chill out!

 

[cupid_stunt]

I think it was a joke...

A sick one, urban has seriously sadden me over these last few days, wishing death on anyone is out of order.

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

A sick one, urban has seriously sadden me over these last few days, wishing death on anyone is out of order.

Boris is going to be fine! Well, I chuckled...

 

[Yossarian]

I hope he decides to cycle home from the hospital to show everybody how fit he is and gets squashed by a lorry.

 

[klang]

I hope he decides to cycle home from the hospital to show everybody how fit he is and gets squashed by a lorry.

by a Boris bus.

 

[JimW]

I hope he decides to cycle home from the hospital to show everybody how fit he is and gets squashed by a lorry.

Bringing a much delayed delivery of PPE to the hospital he's just left.

 

[lizzieloo]

Well Raheem you just made me and Mr loo lol

In fact I'd be surprised if anyone working in the NHS didn't laugh too, a certain amount of trench humour is essential.

 

[Ax^]

A sick one, urban has seriously sadden me over these last few days, wishing death on anyone is out of order.

you allowed wish death on members of a party that have brought untold misery tot he windrush generation and other communities

and who also have blood on their fucking hands for setting target to cut people benefits

and for all the people currently dying due to the mistaken idea of herd immunity
fuck him and them all


**Edit to add still clap the NHS but calling the Tories a Cunt for trying to turn the gesture of Thanks to Keyworkers and NHS staff
in the public embracing fucking Boris slight fucking improvement

 

[Raheem]

I don't wish Boris Johnson dead, I just think that anyone who works in a hospital ought to.

 

[maomao]

Only just saw this. Wouldn't have done that eight oclock bollocks if I'd known. He'll be fucking unbearable now. And if I shouldn't be wishing him dead the reckless cunt should have observed his own fucking social distancing rules and not a) got it and b) spread it to others in the first fuckingplace.

 

[lizzieloo]

Only just saw this. Wouldn't have done that eight oclock bollocks if I'd known. He'll be fucking unbearable now. And if I shouldn't be wishing him dead the reckless cunt should have observed his own fucking social distancing rules and not a) got it and b) spread it to others in the first fuckingplace.

He's have been Dianaesque unbearable if he'd died.

 

[brogdale]

He's have been Dianaesque unbearable if he'd died.

tbf, the florists aren't open...so...probs not such a sea of flowers. Then again, there'd be the Elton song.

 

[lizzieloo]

tbf, the florists aren't open...so...probs not such a sea of flowers. Then again, there'd be the Elton song.

* shudder *

 

[Sprocket.]

Then again, there'd be the Elton song.

A Scandal, he did win?

 

[maomao]

He's have been Dianaesque unbearable if he'd died.

They'd try but he'd just be a dead idiot for bringing it on himself. This will give him some sort of authenticity that he doesn't deserve. He'll be bring up his 'long hours in the ICU' and how the NHS saved his life right up till he sells it to Richard Branson for a pound. He's a nasty selfish cunt and we'd all have been better off without him.