Boris Johnson Captions pls

[frogwoman]

From cold war steve on twitter.

 

[stavros]

Is that Bone or Redwood being nicked?

 

[frogwoman]

Redwood I think

 

[Serene]

Looks like Reece-Mogg

 

[brogdale]

Looks like Reece-Mogg

No, it really is Redwood.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Looks like Reece-Mogg

It looks nothing like the scrawny necked cunt.

 

[Serene]

It looks nothing like the scrawny necked cunt.

The analogy is good. He looks similar to me. I was assuming he had been meeting his man inside for a tincture of Laudanum.

 

[Saul Goodman]

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[Artaxerxes]

 

[krtek a houby]

Fava beans, Chianti and shall we trade the supermarket meat for the puppy?

 

[Artaxerxes]

"So the good news is we found a use for all those old folks we managed to kill"

 

[stavros]

"Grown from stem cells from my other face."

 

[Pickman's model]

two steaks, what'll you give me?

 

[Pickman's model]

He does look like one of those people who goes round the pubs trying to sell stolen meat

 

[eatmorecheese]

"I bought all the tickets for the meat raffle, tough luck plebeians"

 

[splonkydoo]

Skirts you say... Well yes yes I am a big fan! Now... hand over the dog or the baby doll gets it.

 

[maomao]

I'm a fucking cunt.

 

[stdP]

What do you mean these aren't the high steaks of Brexit...? They're oven ready, just like I said they would be.

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Meat's a bit warm but I've also got razors, Lynx, Tampax.....owt ya like?

 

[splonkydoo]

Yes, like everything else, I have just pulled this straight out of my arse.

 

[stavros]

The woman on the right is saying, "Fuck me, his hair looks stupidly fake".

 

[clicker]

Nice two meat you, two meat you nice.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Here is what's left of your sister, but I've saved football

CON+2

 

[steveo87]

"At the third stroke, the time bought to you by BT, will be eleven thirty-three precisely."

 

[magneze]

Woman in pink: "I'll give you a 10 second head start before my friend releases the dog. He's not eaten for a week."

 

[Raheem]

"I've come for the stakeholders' meeting."