Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[editor]

She’s Boris Johnson’s partner.

Yes. And? What is the point?

 

[two sheds]

It'll annoy the lefties

 

[Ax^]

now wait he thinks the Tories are the new Lefties

 

[Marty1]

Yes. And? What is the point?

Shes made a great tweet acknowledging the fantastic work the NHS are doing (and have done/are continuing for her PM partner Boris).

 

[two sheds]

where's the throwing up smiley?

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Only just saw this. Wouldn't have done that eight oclock bollocks if I'd known. He'll be fucking unbearable now. And if I shouldn't be wishing him dead the reckless cunt should have observed his own fucking social distancing rules and not a) got it and b) spread it to others in the first fuckingplace.

There's still Cummings.

What do we know of his situation, eh?

Where's the update?

 

[little_legs]

I wonder if people will wish him dead when next week he’ll take a victory lap in that ugly briefing room and say something like well, now that your grandma is in a pauper’s grave, GET BACK TO WORK!

 

[Wilf]

Useless piece of shit virus. It can't do anything right.

Yes, it's one of my least favourite viruses now.

 

[Ax^]

"oh just clear away the dead bodies and the UK can be the next Dubai"

 

[Aladdin]

No. It won't change him. But he will use the appearance of change to his own political ends.

Yep. Fake empathy.
Is he a socio/psychopath do you think? Or just very "all about himself"?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Yep. Fake empathy.
Is he a socio/psychopath do you think?

Of course they fuckin are - Eton breeds these cunts.

 

[elbows]

Well his illness has served one purpose. That Newsnight piece about this not hitting everyone equally genuinely surprised me. It was a call to arms essentially to change society, and the catalyst was the mawkish shite from Johnson's underlings about 'the boss'.

Its not just newsnight either. The FT have been suggesting its all over for the 40+ year sham, although that wasnt quite their choice of words. I've been wanking on about the post-pandemic consensus for days without getting into any proper detail, just throwing some rhetoric around. I dont think I can actually face any detail yet, not while the pandemic wave is still at its worst. And there will be plenty of time for all that. But there are numerous clues already, and the economic implications of stuff already done is too massive, for even a leader who is desperate to return to their planned agenda to actually be able to do so.

 

[Part 2]

 

[Ax^]

what i do like is during the situation were it appeared he might of got drunk and started being verbally abusive and throwing stuff around Carries flat

We were told it not "in the public interest to discuss his personal life"

this week its mostly be don't be mean he got a kid on the way so you have to be nice

hey even one of his older kids have called him a selfish bastards over the treatment of their mother

this was after trying to get an injunction to stop it being known he produced a sprog outside marriage

but hey he got another women 20 years younger than him pregnant and choose to stay living with her even after a positive result for a virus during a pandemic

even outside politics he such a Hero

 

[mx wcfc]

What makes these prats think de Phiefle can't afford his own sodding cufflinks?

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[ska invita]

"oh just clear away the dead bodies and the UK can be the next Dubai"

What with Brexit still to implement that may in fact yet be Johnsons prime ministership in a nutshell.

 

[Quote]

The sympathy he receives from all this is no doubt going to totally distract from his fucked up response to the crisis and the dithering, delay and ‘herd mentality’ nonsense that will end up costing so many decent, worthwhile people their lives.

 

[Smangus]

She’s Boris Johnson’s partner.

Partner?
Shag of the day shurely

 

[Ax^]

no in the newspeak angle of this story its the women he almost gave up his life to stand by as she succumbed to the the Coronavirus

saying that it was a week later they reported she had symptoms

 

[Raheem]

Partner?
Shag of the day shurely

Some days.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

'I've stubbed me toe, could you play something by Killing Joke for me on Newsnight? Maybe not I am the Virus'.

This one's more appropriate for ol' Bojo.

 

[gosub]

What makes these prats think de Phiefle can't afford his own sodding cufflinks?

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Well if a comb cost a quid and he hasn't got one of those..

 

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I think Johnson’s appearance could be summed up by the same way Clive James did with John McCririck.
“He looks like a hedge that’s been dragged through a man backwards.”

 

[Doodler]

The cockney goblin voice is like Jim Davidson's Chalky White but for enlightened middle class consumption.

 

[SpineyNorman]

They'd try but he'd just be a dead idiot for bringing it on himself. This will give him some sort of authenticity that he doesn't deserve. He'll be bring up his 'long hours in the ICU' and how the NHS saved his life right up till he sells it to Richard Branson for a pound. He's a nasty selfish cunt and we'd all have been better off without him.

Indeed. Not only do I wish johnson and every tory MP a slow and painful death, I have also come to the conclusion that from a hard nosed political POV he needs to die and become an historical joke figure. Now its plucky boris, hes had it too etc.

If that upsets the more sanctimonious among us I don't give a fuck.

 

[Numbers]

Just reading the BBC site.

Stanley Johnson told the BBC's Today: "He took one for the team and we've got to make sure we play properly now."

 

[ice-is-forming]

The Sydney Herald today

Johnson's hospitalisation exposes potential flaw in the British system

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[Artaxerxes]

What makes these prats think de Phiefle can't afford his own sodding cufflinks?

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Christ.

 

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[bimble]

The Sydney Herald today

Johnson's hospitalisation exposes potential flaw in the British system

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This is where we're headed next i think, because he is not going to be leaping out of bed feeling fine anytime soon but we do not have a clear system set up to deal with this situation like other countries do.

The writer there pulled this bit out of Johnson's book about his hero;
"In his 2015 book, The Churchill Factor, Johnson wrote that Britain’s prime minister carried on “through sheer force of will” after his 1953 stroke, insisting on trying to organise a summit between the Americans and Russians. “The story of Churchill’s last years in office is not of some giant red sun, heat gone, sinking slowly out of sight,” Johnson wrote. “He is no volcano puttering himself to extinction. He is Tennyson’s Ulysses - always struggling, striving, seeking: always convinced that some deed of note may yet be done. It is a story of unbelievable courage and willpower - and cunning.”.

What happens now, in the middle of a crisis if Johnson is not at all well, for weeks lets say, but has no plans to let go of his power?