keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
I decided I should look this one up to see if there was any hint of doubt in the comments.You can actually see the building blocks of the lie being put in place there. 'Right, I'm going to make it sound like I was summoned to the door by this uplifting clamour... oh, hang on, that would make it look like I wasn't at the door being patriotic myself.... slow clock!'
I was not disappointed.