Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19

[killer b]

Whats the source for the oxygen thing please.

photosynthesis mostly I think.

 

[SpineyNorman]

He probably can't fix hospitals running out of oxygen in all fairness. One of the articles posted yesterday explained it like they usually have one or two people on oxygen at any given time, at 50l a go each out of an available 300litres. But if you suddenly have 10 people all needing oxygen at once, the supply is fucked. And it's not as simple as hiring extra tanks from BOC, because the way the system is designed means it been designed to handle 300litres a minute or whatever, the pipes can't handle more, not without the whole thing being redesigned for a larger supply.

And how many hospitals in the UK would have to have their oxygen supply system overhauled? I would guess most, and no way is that happening any time soon.

Plenty of furloughed workers (me included) who've got the skills to rig up a higher pressure line parallel to the existing one, after which you can just switch between the two. Not sure I'd do it without a guarantee of adequate ppe though given what we're seeing now.

If this government wasnt so incompetent they'd be asking people with the right skills to volunteer for jobs like this. I reckon most of the pipe fitters I know would volunteer in a heartbeat.

 

[Yossarian]

Wonder what the headlines will be when he’s back to full strength?

"Johnson denies groping nurse."

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Whats the source for the oxygen thing please.

Ambulance driver I spoke to this afternoon.

 

[Bilbo]

I find it a bit sickly that folk where taking flowers to number 10 and all the fake oh get well soon boris f@ck off

 

[Marty1]

I know a bloke from Yorkshire over here who I occasionally bump into who on those occasions nearly always reminds me that he doesnt follow the Main Stream Media and gets his news from elsewhere. It used to be Russia Today and Fox news but over the years his sources of alternatives to MSM have become somewhat diverse . Aside from the struggles over the deep state, majestik 12, 5g, he has also had a UFO encounter ( I asked if there was a site that monitored UFO sightings in the Algarve as he might live in a hotspot but unfortunately they dont want us to know), he once met in a pub the man who invented bar codes who ,although sworn to secrecy under the official secrets act ,when drunk admitted to our man that it was designed to be tatooed on humans to track them. Also obsessed about cannabis oil and tumeric. A quick bottle of beer with him can sometimes seem like an eternity.

Is he called Morpheus and carry a small stash of red and blue pills?

 

[keybored]

Rabbi...?

Yes. Some nobber who talks about himself in the 3rd person.

 

[elbows]

Ambulance driver I spoke to this afternoon.

Thanks for the info.

 

[Treacle Toes]

I find it a bit sickly that folk where taking flowers to number 10 and all the fake oh get well soon boris f@ck off

The sister of someone I work with had a baby in St Thomas' on Monday this week...it is her first baby and although she isn't feeling too well she insisted that she be discharged today...there are armed police, taped off areas, extra checks...she said the atmosphere is heavy and uncomfortable.

 

[Treacle Toes]

I find it a bit sickly that folk where taking flowers to number 10 and all the fake oh get well soon boris f@ck off

Nadine Dorries outright lie of a tweet really does sum the whole sycophantic dribble up.

 

[William of Walworth]

For now I'm not trusting any media thing about Boris Johnson's recovery (or "recovery")

 

[bimble]

'the boss'

 

[Poot]

Nadine Dorries outright lie of a tweet really does sum the whole sycophantic dribble up.


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Ah. A heartfelt message from Typhoid Mary there.

 

[Ax^]

Is he called Morpheus and carry a small stash of red and blue pills?

if Morpheus had been following fox news

he would still of been denying the robots where using humans as batteries

as fake news

even when show the plug in the back of his fucking head

 

[Pickman's model]

'the boss'

The boss

 

[Treacle Toes]

Ah. A heartfelt message from Typhoid Mary there.

I may have tweeted something back at her asking if she lied to cover from worry of infecting her colleagues, cos I worry about similar even if I am asymptomatic. I may also have outright called her a liar along with many others.

Also...couldn't help but laugh given very quickly people were able to tweet things like this back at her.

 

[teuchter]

If reports that Johnson didn't see a doctor for a week are true, what a contrast with his hero Churchill: Winnie was seen immediately by the best physicians available, promptly given sulfonamides to treat his pneumonia, then monitored constantly by them and a team of nurses. His insistence on working was seen as a "foible" by colleagues, not some bizarre macho right of passage, and in any case, others in Cabinet covered for him. If that's Johnston's example, map doesn't match the terrain.

'Winnie'?

 

[Pickman's model]

'Winnie'?

Winston Spencer Churchill

 

[teuchter]

Winston Spencer Churchill

I know what it's short for.

 

[SpineyNorman]

The boss

Bruce has already instructed his lawyers.

 

[two sheds]

All the pictures seem to be Disnified

 

[Pickman's model]

I know what it's short for.

You do now.

 

[Ax^]

so just as an aside can we guess the more wanky members of the right wing MSM

will trying to in a wanky way trying to link the next clap for the NHS to Boris

kuenssberg first or the daily fail


and someone else after they read it on apple news

 

[Proper Tidy]

We never got one of those boris johnson letters, pretty sure my usual posties a red so reckon he binned them. We got cwu leaflets in our post after the ballot before the court bollocks overturned it. Good man

 

[Sue]

We never got one of those boris johnson letters, pretty sure my usual posties a red so reckon he binned them. We got cwu leaflets in our post after the ballot before the court bollocks overturned it. Good man

Me either. Gutted.

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s all just a stunt to overshadow Starmer’s coronation, he’s not in any danger.

Hardest thing for him must be staying sober this long.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Me either. Gutted.

Must be on a list sue

 

[pesh]

Wonder what the headlines will be when he’s back to full strength?

‘Boris Beats the Bug!’

NHS begs for no more moronic heroics.

 

[Wilf]

Nadine Dorries outright lie of a tweet really does sum the whole sycophantic dribble up.


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You can actually see the building blocks of the lie being put in place there. 'Right, I'm going to make it sound like I was summoned to the door by this uplifting clamour... oh, hang on, that would make it look like I wasn't at the door being patriotic myself.... slow clock!'

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Fuck it's a joint decision to call him 'the boss' isn't it?