Struwwelpeter
Earthling
Unless they're coppers of course.. Remember that case a few years ago of an off-duty officer who was caught doing something like 135mph on the motorway and his excuse was he was just brushing up his advanced driving skills? He either got way with it, or very nearly did.
If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was near Telford. He got let off by the first judge, it was appealed and he was found guilty, then got some meaningless sentence (x week ban where x is a low number). Same judge found a cyclist guilty of cycling dangerously (or whatever the offence would be) for not using a poorly maintained cycle path on the wrong side of the road. Case was appealed and the second court dismissed the charge immediately.