Best cheese grater you've ever had?

[bmd]

I wonder if anyone's friend has ever come back from holiday and given them a cheese grater as a gift?

Or slippers? Or, got so far into the holiday groove that they manage to make it all the way home and put the bins out with no shoes on?

Page 7 ahoy!

 

[bmd]

I can confirm that nance's 'slippers' are very snug.

Ftfy.

 

[Onket]

Carrot in chilli or bolognese is wrong, grated or otherwise.

Don't blame me, I didn't write the recipe.

 

[Part 2]

After reading this thread I got a slippers advert on fb.

They're wankers slippers that cost £49.

 

[sheothebudworths]

sheothebudworths I laughed at the time too. But now, now I'm one of the ones who takes their slippers on overnights I'm not even kidding ask killer b I've left them behind at his before now! He kindly offered to post them iirc

OMFG, Nance
PLEASE leave your slippers at home

 

[killer b]

but then she'll get cold toes.

 

[Nancy_Winks]

Yes I would get cold toes It's a fuckin hard call sheo but I'm old now and I'm sick of my toes being cold to wear fashionable socks in other peoples houses. Plus toast crumbs on your socks. Nope. I take my slippers now. They're squidgy boot ones with trod down backs and 'fur' inside. And they travel WITH me

 

[Nancy_Winks]

By the way you can't give me shit for this. You take your shoes off in the cinema to further your own comfort You don't care about being weird then, do you? You just make yourself at home. And rightly so my friend. Life's short. Shoes off, slippers on, unbutton your skinny jeans

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Don't blame me, I didn't write the recipe.

No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to follow it!

 

[Onket]

Only my tastebuds, Pot Noodle boy.

 

[Looby]

Yes I would get cold toes It's a fuckin hard call sheo but I'm old now and I'm sick of my toes being cold to wear fashionable socks in other peoples houses. Plus toast crumbs on your socks. Nope. I take my slippers now. They're squidgy boot ones with trod down backs and 'fur' inside. And they travel WITH me

I took my slippers when we went camping.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Only my tastebuds, Pot Noodle boy.

I don't think I've ever had a pot noodle - I guess you live on them seeing as you are so familiar with the name.

 

[toggle]

Reminds me of that wince-inducing documentary about a dominatrix in New York who had an inventive use for a cheese grater on her clients' anatomy. Not to mention loo roll tubes lined with sandpaper.

that is what i was trying to tell Bakunin not to discuss here

 

[farmerbarleymow]

that is what i was trying to tell Bakunin not to discuss here

You may as well let him now, as the cat's out the bag.

 

[toggle]

You may as well let him now, as the cat's out the bag.

well, your call, but i've taken to throwing stuff at him to shut him up before going green turns to blerk

 

[Nancy_Winks]

I took my slippers when we went camping.

me n you would get on x

 

[Onket]

I don't think I've ever had a pot noodle - I guess you live on them seeing as you are so familiar with the name.

It's a shame to see you clutching at straws like this.

 

[xenon]

Great thread title.

It's the classic trapeesoid style for me. You know, the one with the rarely used sides and impracticle vedge pealer. TBF it's the only cheese grater I've ever bought. No attached receptacle, just stand it on a plate.

 

[xenon]

Top tip for smelly shoes. Put a splash of surgical spirit, AKA isopropyl alchol in them over night.

 

[Looby]

Great thread title.

It's the classic trapeesoid style for me. You know, the one with the rarely used sides and impracticle vedge pealer. TBF it's the only cheese grater I've ever bought. No attached receptacle, just stand it on a plate.

Surely it's a cheese slicer and not a veg peeler.

 

[killer b]

cheese slicer

my god, is that what it is?

 

[Looby]

my god, is that what it is?

I'd imagine so, it's not a veg peeler.

 

[killer b]

I thought it was for making home made crisps.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

It's a shame to see you clutching at straws like this.

So you drink pot noodles through a straw then?

 

[Looby]

I thought it was for making home made crisps.

Ponce.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I thought it was for making home made crisps.

Try and slice some butternut squash with it to make veg crisps and report back.

 

[killer b]

Ponce.

I've never actually used it for that purpose, but I couldn't think what else it could be for.

 

[fucthest8]

I can't work out if this is genius or fucking ridiculous

Lovely styling and all, very cool, but does it work? Does it? I suspect not, how the hell will you hold it and where will the gratings go? No, it's fucking ridiculous, I have decided.

A triumph of style over content, as the well-worn phrase would have it. Or as my old man would put it "What the fuck is that for? Stupid idea. Son, fetch the rotary grater, that's the one you want. Shaped like a fucking paper plane, I ask you. Judas fucking priest."

Or is it for nutmeg and ting? Looking at those surfaces, looks more like that doesn't it?

Oh I don't know

 

[Mr.Bishie]

It's like the sort of grater that cunt Oliver would have.

 

[Nancy_Winks]

my god, is that what it is?

I thought it was for cucumber to go in your cheese sandwich but I've never actually used it