as the duchess of cambridge is rushed to hospital...

[Ranbay]

George 2 Electric Boogaloo.

 

[sealion]

Princey Mcprinceface

 

[Wilf]

Isn't there a tradition of naming kids after important stories in the news when they are born?

'Welcome, Prince Drunkdriving McPartlin Windsor!'

 

[Lord Camomile]

Pierre.

 

[Pickman's model]

Isn't there a tradition of naming kids after important stories in the news when they are born?

'Welcome, Prince Drunkdriving McPartlin Windsor!'

Donald Kim Theresa Vladimir Assad

 

[Yossarian]

Michael Cohen Stormy Daniels Naked Waffle House Gunman Windsor

 

[Lord Camomile]

Arsene.

 

[Wilf]

Maybe a mention of his uncle and a nod to Britain's first female prime minister:

 

[DotCommunist]

they've bumped the Chase off the schedule to cover this shit. Bring back the guillotine

 

[Wilf]

they've bumped the Chase off the schedule to cover this shit. Bring back the guillotine

Fuckpigs!

 

[Lord Camomile]

they've bumped the Chase off the schedule to cover this shit. Bring back the guillotine

I get that people find this important and to a certain extent I'm just going to have to live with that, but what are they covering?! The baby has been born, mother and child are presumably doing well. It's not like there are ongoing developments to keep on top of, or even ramifications to discuss and analyse.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It’s common these to name your child after the place of its conception. E.g. Brooklyn

Therefore he should be called

A big fucking house you got for free off the backs of the workers Windsor

 

[cupid_stunt]

It’s common these to name your child after the place of its conception. E.g. Brooklyn

Therefore he should be called

A big fucking house you got for free off the backs of the workers Windsor

Maybe the conception was in a pub car-park.

Royal Oak Car-park Windsor.

 

[moochedit]

Anyway, its always a sad day when you discover you've been pushed further back in the line of succession.

Are you a descendent of Sophia of Hanover then?

 

[MickiQ]

It’s common these to name your child after the place of its conception. E.g. Brooklyn

Therefore he should be called

A big fucking house you got for free off the backs of the workers Windsor

Wouldn't his name be Windsor Windsor then?

 

[Wilf]

Are you a descendent of Sophia of Hanover then?

I'd say I'm the 18th pale descendant of some old queen or other

*if Morrissey wasn't such a racist wanker

 

[DotCommunist]

Fuckpigs!

twas a false alarm, so they can relax. Until The Day of course

 

[Yossarian]

One of the many puzzling things here is why somebody is waving their pizza crust in the air.

 

[moochedit]

One of the many puzzling things here is why somebody is waving their pizza crust in the air.

the doll that flagman is holding is a bit creepy as well

 

[Wilf]

One of the many puzzling things here is why somebody is waving their pizza crust in the air.

I know - in my family we celebrate births by hoisting cheese on toast.

 

[Plumdaff]

Isn't there a tradition of naming kids after important stories in the news when they are born?

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Prince Second Severn Crossing, it's only fair.
Why the Prince of Wales Bridge fiasco has touched a raw nerve | David Williamson

 

[Sprocket.]

One of the many puzzling things here is why somebody is waving their pizza crust in the air.

Absurd and ludicrous behaviour.

 

[Dogsauce]

Didn’t know they’d had a second ffs. Was that also a boy?

No civil list unless she can prove she was raped, isn’t that the rule now Tories?

 

[teqniq]

And on St. George's Day as well. Hooray!

You might want to wave this under certain peoples noses

 

[Treacle Toes]

Baby number three.

Has someone arranged for Kate to complete these all important forms yet?

 

[twentythreedom]

That Tory policy is just fucking sickening isn't it. Foul

 

[UrbaneFox]

the doll that flagman is holding is a bit creepy as well

And hasn't the man behind got very long arms? Or maybe the photographer is using a limb-distorting lens.

 

[William of Walworth]

I fear widespread ultra-royalist sycophancy among lots of my colleagues, when I get back to work tomorrow -- some of them have got nauseating form ....

And tomorrow, they'll just be getting into practice for May 19th too

I'm desparately praying that my headphones and multiple-tune gadget, and even more the volume switch, don't fail over coming days and weeks

 

[Pickman's model]

You might want to wave this under certain peoples noses

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Yeh. Turkey didn't exist at that point, nor indeed for hundreds of years afterwards, so making out his dad was a turk is just stupid.

 

[sealion]

they've bumped them off in a car chase

How i initially read it