SpineyNorman
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Laurie Penny, universally known as the voice of the youth, was shocked to find a 700 page discussion thread dedicated to destroying her inspirational career. The young, 27 year old woman called her freezing flatmate away from the warm fire of newspapers, begged for by the residents of the hovel from the greedy, upper-class, voluntary newspaper salesmen. "That," she whispered "Is why we need to lead the working-class into a revolution. We shall condemn those who have no choice but to resort to violence, through the medium of interpretive dance. We shall draw our struggles, turn them into art, and sell them in ebook format. We shall charge $5000 to speak about the movement." Her voice gained strength. "We will alienate all those who disagree! We will accept awards from the monsters who have caused this!" She stood up, red marker-pen held high, surrounded by flames. "FOR WE WORK FOR A LIVING!" The proletariat on the street gave a standing ovation for her speech, and concentrated this new found energy into counter-acting the psychological kettle capitalism had trapped them in. Dawn was approaching; Laurie could see the morning star above her, and pulled it off the shelf to place on the fire.
Workers Girder, this post should go in you!
(stretched the meme a little bit there I know but I reckon I got away with it)