world's biggest rabbit stolen

[bmd]

When i was 13 I was bitten by a rabbit. They have this image of being fluffy and cute. They're really fucking not, I still have the Mars bar on my finger.

I was thinking "Mars bar, is that some kind of folk remedy for a rabbit bite?"

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I'd be looking at conjurers with big heads and hats to match

 

[TopCat]

Was the rabbit insured?

 

[existentialist]

Was the rabbit insured?

Only third party. No fire or theft cover.

 

[WouldBe]

I'd be looking at conjurers with big heads and hats to match

And a crane to pull it out of the hat.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Hey Presto!

but probably

Ah Bisto!

unfortunately

 

[existentialist]

Any sign of a furry tail ending to this one yet?

 

[WouldBe]

Any sign of a furry tail ending to this one yet?

Given a chance the rabbit could beat it's captors up and escape.

 

[existentialist]

Given a chance the rabbit could beat it's captors up and escape.

Or maybe leap over a 10 foot fence with one mighty bound?

 

[Doodler]

Latest news report on this:

 

[quiet guy]

No ransom demand yet. Anyone seen a sudden increase in rabbit pie sales?

 

[quiet guy]

No ransom demand yet. Anyone seen a sudden increase in rabbit pie sales?

 

[Riklet]

Please stop the jokes. This really isnt bunny at all.

 

[existentialist]

Yes, less punnage, and let's start looking forward to a furry tail ending.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Please stop the jokes. This really isnt bunny at all.

quite so....I warren you, they'll be bannings!

 

[petee]

Please stop the jokes. This really isnt bunny at all.

you're taking this a hare too seriously

 

[Saul Goodman]

Darius does not look impressed in this photo...

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