world's biggest rabbit stolen

[philosophical]

 

[A380]

Am I right in thinking that the correct way to pick up a rabbit is by the ears?

No, thats elephants.

But if you pick a guinea pig up by its tail its eyes will fall out. Fact.

 

[tonysingh]

I'm shocked at the lack of puns. I thought they'd be rampant.

 

[BobDavis]

Just on R4 news. Darius’s owner says Darius is too old to breed & pleads for his safe return. I fear though once the thieves discovered Darius was too old to be interested in does they threw him to their lurchers.

 

[tonysingh]

Just on R4 news. Darius’s owner says Darius is too old to breed & pleads for his safe return. I fear though once the thieves discovered Darius was too old to be interested in does they threw him to their lurchers.

Cheerful view that.

 

[existentialist]

Am I right in thinking that the correct way to pick up a rabbit is by the ears?

You are 100% wrong, I'm afraid. It's distressing, and it hurts them.

 

[Ax^]

Am I right in thinking that the correct way to pick up a rabbit is by the ears?

only if you don't what you hands back

 

[BobDavis]

Cheerful view that.

I am just being realistic Tony. Domestic animal thieves are generally utter bastards.

 

[Duncan2]

You are 100% wrong, I'm afraid. It's distressing, and it hurts them.

Pretty sure that's how Paul Daniels did it.

 

[A380]

Cheerful view that.

Thefts like this are no laughing matter, a load of baby hens got stolen at the same time; Police say, probably by the same people.

they got their bunny for nothing and their chicks for free.

 

[existentialist]

Thefts like this are no laughing matter, a load of baby hens got stolen I. The same are the same say, proyby the same people.

they got their bunny for nothing and their chicks for free.

*hands A380 his coat

 

[Raheem]

I'm shocked at the lack of puns. I thought they'd be rampant.

Warren awful thing to joke about.

 

[donkyboy]

what an idiot. why keep the rabbit outside when the whole world knows you have a record breaker? let it out for a good walk, but keep an eye on it.

 

[A380]

Warren awful thing to joke about.

Ok it was a bit coney

 

[8ball]

This is more like it.

 

[Yossarian]

If any female rabbits encountered this behemoth and tried to tell the tale to other rabbits, they'd be treated like they were confused or crazy.

So investigators should speak to their informants in the rabbit community and find out who the owner with the mixed-up mad does is.

 

[Ax^]

Pretty sure that's how Paul Daniels did it.

ya were is he now

 

[existentialist]

If any female rabbits encountered this behemoth and tried to tell the tale to other rabbits, they'd be treated like they were confused or crazy.

So investigators should speak to their informants in the rabbit community and find out who the owner with the mixed-up mad does is.

*hands out more coats

 

[petee]

find out who the owner with the mixed-up mad does is.

maybe it's rachel mad doe?

 

[Duncan2]

Anyone know if there have been any ransom lettuce?

 

[Raheem]

Anyone know if there have been any ransom lettuce?

Apparently they asked for a hundred bucks.

 

[clicker]

A job for Starsky and Hutch.

 

[felixthecat]

We met Darius's brother in Llanwrtyd Wells. He was also A Very Big Bunny

 

[existentialist]

Pretty sure that's how Paul Daniels did it.

I'm not sure I'd be taking animal handling tips from a magician, even a millionaire one

 

[bmd]

Darius does not look impressed in this photo...

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That's because her right hand is holding him by his cock and balls. His world record breaking cock and balls. They're too old for anything now though. (((((Darius)))))

 

[TopCat]

How old is this rabbit? 11 years plus?

 

[existentialist]

How old is this rabbit? 11 years plus?

Rabbits can live that long, but very big and very small breeds usually don't.

And most domestic rabbits tend to die of cancers, usually of the reproductive system. So a giant, complete rabbit probably wouldn't go on that long. I reckon he's probably 5 or 6, tops.

(wild rabbits will typically live 2-3 years before disease or predators do for them).

 

[TopCat]

Rabbits can live that long, but very big and very small breeds usually don't.

And most domestic rabbits tend to die of cancers, usually of the reproductive system. So a giant, complete rabbit probably wouldn't go on that long. I reckon he's probably 5 or 6, tops.

(wild rabbits will typically live 2-3 years before disease or predators do for them).

But he got a world record for being really big in 2010?

 

[bmd]

But he got a world record for being really big in 2010?

Ignore existentialist. He's 45 this year.

 

[existentialist]

But he got a world record for being really big in 2010?

I missed that! OK, he's an outlier then