Why the lib-dems are shit

[danny la rouge]

Well, yeah. He probably nonces kids but what can you do?

Knight him.

 

[brogdale]

I know we're not meant to just post things without comment...but really this does speak for itself in so many ways...

 

[brogdale]

 

[SpackleFrog]

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Tempted to read this as them spotting a gap in the market provided by the DUP and switching from anti Brexit to supporting May's deal.

 

[Sue]

Oxford MP admits 'slapping' ex-boyfriend and being 'detained' by police

 

[redsquirrel]

Supposed future leader too.

 

[binka]

Supposed future leader too.

Tbf there's so few of them they'll probably all end up leader at some point before being turfed out for being weird/shit

 

[Sue]

Supposed future leader too.

So they keep saying. Maybe she's just about shit enough to be too. Can't see this helping her much though.

 

[butchersapron]

Liberal Democrat Layla Moran, who holds the parliamentary seat for Oxford West and Abingdon, made the extraordinary confession on Twitter last night.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

The Lib Dems have entered a race they want to scrap as they reveal their candidate for the Bristol mayoral elections in 2020.

Mary Page was most recently the PR & communications officer at the National Composites Centre in Emersons Green. She has also been a political research assistant at South Gloucestershire Council and a broadcast journalist at the BBC.

Living in Stoke Bishop, Page describes herself as “an innovative and creative problem solver with the sagacity and courage to generate and exploit serendipitous opportunities”.

You describe yourself as a what now?

https://www.bristol247.com/news-and...gYRO9mjplPY5g7EBKulkySe5jWHYItqgWwulOIJ3TDuL8

 

[elbows]

You describe yourself as a what now?

https://www.bristol247.com/news-and...gYRO9mjplPY5g7EBKulkySe5jWHYItqgWwulOIJ3TDuL8

Ha, the worst kind of PR speak. Although to be excessively fair, they lifted all that shit from her linkedin page.

Speaking of shit, stay tuned as she rebrands the dog turds people put through Nick Cleggs letterbox as 'stakeholder-driven, targeted expressive micro-parcels'.

 

[JimW]

Is it serendipity if you've generated it?

 

[butchersapron]

It's DISRUPTION

 

[brogdale]

I know....but quite amusing...in a seasonal sort of way, nonetheless.
Lewes.

 

[fishfinger]

I know....but quite amusing...in a seasonal sort of way, nonetheless.
Lewes.

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Janet and John visit the farm: volume 1

 

[redsquirrel]

Rather read about Janet and Join visiting the slaughterhouse

 

[butchersapron]

We're back in!

 

[killer b]

incredible.

 

[JimW]

I had a dream, where merchant bankers walked hand-in-hand with full-time carers into the sunlight uplands

 

[butchersapron]

They literally thought NOT FOR THE MANY would be a good lead in and a great way to undermine corbyn. Going nowhere fast.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I've always dreamed of being the Duke of Westminster, maybe they can help me out.

 

[butchersapron]

I just can't see the point of slagging off one particular brand. It just panders to the tribal instincts of labour apologists like butchers and progresses the argument not one iota. Yes, the libdems are crap, so what?

You're just a typical ponce-anarchist who will end up in the Lib-dems, like Shevek.

He ended up in labour as it goes. The anti-semite faction at that.

(Yes, i have a free hour and am re-reading thread)

 

[Wilf]

Libdem economics, #1 in a short series:

Hello Many, we've split everything up equally, here's your share. Oh, hang on, we forget to give some to the FEW! Better take a bit back off you for them. Oh, shite, there's the 1% as well, then there's the GLOBAL HEDGEFUND MANAGERS, better save a bit for them. Erm, actually, let's start again and give the FEW their share first.

 

[Pickman's model]

Libdem economics, #1 in a short series:

Hello Many, we've split everything up equally, here's your share. Oh, hang on, we forget to give some to the FEW! Better take a bit back off you for them. Oh, shite, there's the 1% as well, then there's the GLOBAL HEDGEFUND MANAGERS, better save a bit for them. Erm, actually, let's start again and give the FEW their share first.

they'd sit everyone down and offer them a slice of cake and some tea and then explain nicely that they've cocked everything up and against expectations the many won't be getting the money promised during the election campaign, when yes, you're right, they said that they were trying to regain trust after the whole nick clegg fees fiasco thing, that the needs of the few are awfully important and hopefully this can be made up to the many at some point in the future, precisely when is a bit of a problem

 

[butchersapron]

In that world the many aren't supposed to get what the few have. It's the disgusting point of meritocracy. So, it' s saying yes, there will be many and the few and we're here to ensure that stays the same. Mad thing to do/say at this point.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Poi E]

With that sort of honesty they'd poll well.

 

[Dogsauce]

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Black marker pen will easily amend those signs to pretty much what you’ve done there. With slight creativity you can get:

Not for the many
For the few
Fuk everybody

 

[redsquirrel]

'We have to stop no-deal': Ed Davey kicks off Lib Dem leadership bid

One for all the mugs that have voted LibDem in the last month, still defending the coalition.

... Davey said he will “never say the coalition was a bad thing” and that the Lib Dems’ difficult reputation in coalition had only been down to their PR.

“We played the politics wrong, but we did look after the people who needed looking after and we stopped the Tories cutting far deeper and more dramatically,” he said. “We got the blame for the bad things and no credit for the good things.”

 

[brogdale]

'We have to stop no-deal': Ed Davey kicks off Lib Dem leadership bid

One for all the mugs that have voted LibDem in the last month, still defending the coalition.

Grade A; that one.