Who is going to win the 2018/2019 Tory Leadership election?

[Steel Icarus]

When I voted Johnson in the urban poll above, I did actually think somehow it would be him, but it still felt like I was voting for the comedy option.

That's what the Tories just did

 

[brogdale]

87% turnout suggests that around 13% of their claimed 'membership' are actually dead.

 

[Gaia]

RIP Great Britain. My father will be ecstatic. Cunt.

RIP satire. As Chris Addison once tweeted "The Thick of It was NOT a series of training films"

 

[Cid]

This ‘Boris won <sad face>, oh no etc’ is a bit odd. I mean the alternative was Cunt.

 

[Ax^]

from one cunt to another

 

[Proper Tidy]

RIP Great Britain. My father will be ecstatic. Cunt.

RIP satire. As Chris Addison once tweeted "The Thick of It was NOT a series of training films"

Ironic as much like his character he's a snivelling blairite prick

 

[MrCurry]

His speech was amusing. Many tub thumping moments (including “we will unite the country!”) met with absolute silence in the hall and then he mentioned defeating Corbyn and they all jumped up like they‘d had an electric suppository installed.

Seems nothing gets these people excited except the prospect of thwarting the limitless evil which would be a Corbyn govt.

 

[treelover]

who is this plonker?
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watch members coming out of the QE2 centre, really really representative of the UK?

 

[spirals]

Let's face it, it was going to be *sad face* no matter who won

 

[Steel Icarus]

Next people will be saying the last thousand people leading the country aren't representative of the country

 

[Steel Icarus]

Bring back that nice Tony Wossnane

 

[Pickman's model]

watch members coming out of the QE2 centre, really really representative of the UK?

I don't know what point you thinking you're making here

 

[elbows]

87% turnout suggests that around 13% of their claimed 'membership' are actually dead.

Well there was all that shit about some members receiving more than one ballot paper, due to reasons such as being registered in more than one area.

Still a nice decline over time - back in 2001 Ian Duncan Smith got almost the same number of votes as the entire number of eligible voters this time around, and back then his number was 60.7% of those that voted.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yur a penus m8

An indictment of the last 40 years of education policy

 

[treelover]

So, he won his schooldays bet with Cameron.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Hey BBC, any chance we'll get to hear from someone who hasn't got their mouth full of Boris Johnson's balls?

 

[Argonia]

penus? peanuts?

 

[planetgeli]

This ‘Boris won <sad face>, oh no etc’ is a bit odd. I mean the alternative was Cunt.

Cunt won. Cunt beat cunt.

 

[kebabking]

Hey BBC, any chance we'll get to hear from someone who hasn't got their mouth full of Boris Johnson's balls?

David Gauke has just resigned at MoJ. Another one who refuses to serve the beast...

 

[Lorca]

these honourable resignations - wouldn't they all have been fired today anyway

 

[SpookyFrank]

Lol fuck off James Cleverly.

 

[elbows]

these honourable resignations - wouldn't they all have been fired today anyway

Tomorrow, since I dont think he is PM till tomorrow.

Impact of these resignations has been somewhat reduced by the fact they were badly kept secrets that the press had already gone on about.

 

[hash tag]

All the resignations will give him more power. All the people that will serve under him will be yes people, totally kowtowing to his whims. There is every chance he will duck up quickly, leading to a quicker general election. I feel tourettes coming on.

 

[equationgirl]

We're all fucked.

 

[Steel Icarus]

We always were

 

[Argonia]

How long was George Canning? 119 days or something?

 

[cupid_stunt]

The resignations are only to make a point, they would be gone soon enough.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Bring it on posh boy.

This. Who's afraid of Boris Johnson? Lets have the fucker.

 

[Pickman's model]

The resignations are only to make a point, they would be gone soon enough.

why can't johnson resign to make a point?

 

[8ball]

Boris Johnson is going to win.
Definitely, and you can quote me on that.