Who is going to win the 2018/2019 Tory Leadership election?

[brogdale]

So...

1. Thread closes today

2. We get to find out how many (live) members the vermin have

3. killer b wins thread with his predictive powers:

 

[Poot]

I feel like we've accidentally ordered a box of human shit from Amazon and today's the day that we find out what flavour it is.

I mean, we already know what flavour it is. But still.

 

[Lucy Fur]

I feel like we've accidentally ordered a box of human shit from Amazon and today's the day that we find out what flavour it is.

I mean, we already know what flavour it is. But still.

Would you like your shit sandwich on white or brown bread?

 

[Rivendelboy]

On a day so hot it'll feel like Satan himself announced it, another oafish Etonian braggart ideologue rules our lives. Fuck Britain

 

[Pickman's model]

On a day so hot it'll feel like Satan himself announced it, another oafish Etonian braggart ideologue rules our lives. Fuck Britain

oh they will

 

[Yossarian]

Would it be too much to ask for a wormhole in time to open up, leaving De Pfeffel in the Coliseum trying to speak Latin to the lions?

 

[Pickman's model]

Would it be too much to ask for a wormhole in time to open up, leaving De Pfeffel in the Coliseum trying to speak Latin to the lions?

he will be begging for a wormhole or even an ant's hole as the earth is thrown over him in the grave.

 

[killer b]

So...

1. Thread closes today

2. We get to find out how many (live) members the vermin have

3. killer b wins thread with his predictive powers:

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I actually thought Gove might get his ducks in a row this time, but it turned out he had too many enemies.

 

[Dogsauce]

he will be begging for a wormhole or even an ant's hole as the earth is thrown over him in the grave.

Always looking for a hole that one.

 

[Rivendelboy]

I actually thought Gove might get his ducks in a row this time, but it turned out he had too many enemies.

and yet Johnson doesn't!

 

[butchersapron]

Not if he wins, no.

 

[brogdale]

Prefigurative politics; christ this sounds so shite...

 

[cupid_stunt]

It sounds like hell, but I'll end-up watching it.

 

[Smangus]

Not if he wins, no.

He'll win because the Tory membership love him. They love him because he says what they all think, racist, mendacious and self serving. But they'll never say it themselves.

 

[brogdale]

It sounds like hell, but I'll end-up watching it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Prefigurative politics; christ this sounds so shite...

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bucket up would be more appropriate, with the emetic running order

 

[brogdale]

When you've never heard of the latest vermin minister to resign.

 

[brogdale]

Any guesses about their total electorate voting? Come on, we've got 20 mins left to fill!

Would be funny if the total fell below 100k

 

[treelover]

Gahhhh

At the Foreign Office he was heard to muse as to whether Chancellor Angela Merkel had served in East Germany’s Stasi secret police. French president Emmanuel Macron was a “jumped-up Napoleon”. As for Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, “Why isn’t he called Murphy like all the rest of them”.

Boris Johnson on Varadkar: ‘Why isn’t he called Murphy like all the rest of them’

Wow!

 

[treelover]

It sounds like hell, but I'll end-up watching it.

Politics Live the Guardian, no moving images

 

[krtek a houby]

Wow!

Indeed. Not a fan of any of the named but still

 

[Pickman's model]

who is this plonker?

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[brogdale]

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Johnson's minister for fashion and tonsorial artistry?

 

[brogdale]

Behind schedule; hope it's nothing trivial

 

[Steel Icarus]

Me: So a middle aged privately educated white bloke with a history of failure and scandal has won
Mrs SI: Why, who won?
Me: Hasn't been announced yet
Mrs SI: Eyyyyyyy
Me: Eyyyyyy

 

[cupid_stunt]

They are running late, they probably put Grayling in charge of organising it.

 

[cupid_stunt]

2 minute warning, so very soon now.

 

[SpookyFrank]

How many people do we need to be handed over to for fucks sake.