If it's any consolation I once broke my Mum's oven by chucking a mug through the door. Glass all over the kitchen, cooker destroyed, everything.
I was a little miffed at something her dickhead b/f said.
I like to think I made my point.
15. Yep, spot on.
There's a happy ending to this story, too.
My Mum ditched him soon after that, we've all been really happy since and he's now dead.
Lovely.
Schadenfreude.
Can't beat it.
@ every word
I recently heard that an ex of mine, who'd beaten the shite out of me for a year, died of a heart attack. Ahhh....
'That' ex? If so, nice one.
'That' ex? If so, nice one.
Soz about yer cooker.
what are bangers again?
It's not right to mourn your cooker, is it?
The gas man came, took out our electric stove.
I helped him carry her.
He told me he had been a prize fighter once.
Shuffled her through and out the door.
We walked back in talked 'bout his boy at U.V.M.
and we began to put the new stove in.
But I miss my stove. She's all alone.
Call it love. She's been replaced.
I miss my stove. She's all alone.
She's right out front and looks a mess.
Unwanted guest. We lied to her.
I miss my stove. Feel sad I guess.
I know I shouldn't think about it anymore.
What's the point? you say.
But I'm reminded each time I walk out my door.
My stove is gone to stay.
He walked back in talked 'bout his boy at U.V.M.
and we began to put the new stove in.
But I miss my stove. She's all alone.
Call it love. She's been replaced.
I miss my stove. She's all alone.
She's right out front and looks a mess.
Unwanted guest. We lied to her.
I miss my stove. Feel sad I guess.
if it's good enough for Evan Dando...
i really really really want curry but i already had 2 takeaways this week and i am way too embarrased to ring in another order for the same address
wonder what egg and bacon curry would taste like?
No, the one BEFORE that one
@ old complete-dickhead-self
thanks re the cooker. It's sat looking at me as I type, all broken down and worn out. It's not right to mourn your cooker, is it?
I admire your ethics.Btw, I'm not laughing until tomorrow.
Rules is rules.