wayward bob
i ate all your bees
mystery tea - i aint cooking
ha! if that scared you, you ought to try the more elaborate version I'm having for tonights teaThat recipe is terrifying. I was intrigued to see how you'd get around the oxymoron of vegan cheesy peas tbh, but this alternative including maple syrup, sweet potato, cajun seasoning and cider vinegar sounds frankly bonkers. That's before you start sprinkling on the recommended garlic and onion powders, mustards, evo (?) and yeast flakes. It sounds like cheesy pasta re-engineered by particularly unprincipled renegades from the pot noodle factory.
Try Basa instead.I really don't like river cobbler, my sister's dead keen on it though.
Weird!! Crumpets aren't dessert!Dessert will be crumpets.
I think it'll be good ole sausage and mash