What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[not a trot]

So the cunts gonna turn his hand to landscape gardening now.

 

[Dogsauce]

Biden should respond:

“I WON THIS ELECTION, BYE.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Biden should respond:

“I WON THIS ELECTION, BYE.

Better -

I WON THIS ELECTION, SO BI DEN.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Getting 18 holes-in-one, no doubt

You'd better believe that he regularly gets, 19, 20, 25 holes-in-one in a round, IN A SINGLE ROUND - just outstanding club control, truly exceptional, golf experts have hailed him as world-beating.

Which golf experts? Oh, you wouldn't have heard of them, they're from, ah, Canada. Jacques, Jacques la, Jacques le... Jacques le Petit Filous, and... Joe, Joe le Taxi.

 

[DaveCinzano]

So the cunts gonna turn his hand to landscape gardening now.

You'd trust his tiny weak hands with the hedge trimmer or the strimmer? It'd be suburban carnage before month's end.

 

[WouldBe]

You'd trust his tiny weak hands with the hedge trimmer or the strimmer? It'd be suburban carnage before month's end.

With a bit of luck he'd take his own head off.

 

[kebabking]

Trump has sacked his SecState Defence - he's on his fifth in four years....

I doubt the new one with bother to unpack.

 

[maomao]

Trump has sacked his SecState Defence - he's on his fifth in four years....

I doubt the new one with bother to unpack.

Maybe the old one wasn't on board with his plan to nuke Philly.

 

[MickiQ]

Trump has sacked his SecState Defence - he's on his fifth in four years....

I doubt the new one with bother to unpack.

Probably another foolish enough to bring up the subject of transition. Expect a lot of these over the next few weeks

 

[cupid_stunt]

Trump has sacked his SecState Defence - he's on his fifth in four years....

I doubt the new one with bother to unpack.

His tweet says, 'Mark Esper has been terminated. I would like to thank him for his service.'

 

[existentialist]

His tweet says, 'Mark Esper has been terminated. I would like to thank him for his service.'

...but am congenitally incapable of doing so.

 

[moochedit]

What did Mark Esper do?

 

[Yossarian]

What did Mark Esper do?

In June, he said he was against deploying troops to crush Black Lives Matter protests.

 

[moochedit]

In June, he said he was against deploying troops to crush Black Lives Matter protests.

Ah. I thought maybe he had drawn the short straw to tell trump its all over.

 

[bimble]

 

[Calamity1971]

His tweet says, 'Mark Esper has been terminated. I would like to thank him for his service.'



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I'll be back (in 2024)

 

[platinumsage]

Biden should respond:

“I WON THIS ELECTION, BYE.

The Twitter contrast couldn’t be stronger:

 

[brogdale]

Does the blood line count for this thread?

 

[Sprocket.]

Does the blood line count for this thread?

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Fredo?

 

[WouldBe]

Does the blood line count for this thread?

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Another example of the trumps encouraging voter fraud.

 

[dessiato]

You'd better believe that he regularly gets, 19, 20, 25 holes-in-one in a round, IN A SINGLE ROUND - just outstanding club control, truly exceptional, golf experts have hailed him as world-beating.

Which golf experts? Oh, you wouldn't have heard of them, they're from, ah, Canada. Jacques, Jacques la, Jacques le... Jacques le Petit Filous, and... Joe, Joe le Taxi.

He has claimed a 2.8 handicap, Tiger Woods plays off +8 to give you an idea of how good Trump.

 

[StoneRoad]

Still not conceded, but went to Arlington.

(which considering his opinions are supposed to be that veterans as suckers and losers, is a mite hypocritical ...)

 

[WouldBe]

He has claimed a 2.8 handicap, Tiger Woods plays off +8 to give you an idea of how good Trump.

He's confusing that with his IQ.

 

[spring-peeper]

Good thing the is over, or he would be loosing whatever military still likes him.

Most recent grudges against the military was that Gold Star families gave him the virus.

Now it is voter fraud.

Military families angry after Trump campaign appears to accuse them of ‘criminal voter fraud’

‘We take our duties as citizens very seriously’

www.independent.co.uk

 

[spring-peeper]

I can't get into edit the above post

Good thing the election is over.....

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

The blob has tweeted that he's "found" evidence of 2.7 million votes switched from him to Biden. Switch them back, that's a 5.4m swing. The poundshop Mussolini isn't just trying to claim the White House, he's trying to claim the popular vote as well

 

[WouldBe]

Good thing the is over, or he would be loosing whatever military still likes him.

Most recent grudges against the military was that Gold Star families gave him the virus.

Now it is voter fraud.

Military families angry after Trump campaign appears to accuse them of ‘criminal voter fraud’

‘We take our duties as citizens very seriously’

www.independent.co.uk

Is he trying to invoke a military coup?

 

[teqniq]

Lol

Could soon to be ex-President Trump be 'held to account' in Scotland's courts?

THE FIRST Minister has been urged to use her powers to investigate investments in Scotland made by the soon-to-be ex-President of the United States…

www.thenational.scot

The Scottish Greens have launched a campaign to put pressure on the Scottish Government to seek an unexplained wealth order (UWO) on Trump International’s acquisition of Turnberry.

Speaking in Holyrood on Thursday, Nicola Sturgeon said a probe like this would need to be initiated by the Crown Office – though the Greens dispute that....

 

[ska invita]

I watched a Trump compilation of some of his "funniest bits"... It struck me that what he's done is brought WWF culture to mainstream politics. If only someone would smash a fold up chair over his head

i posted this the other day, saying that it dawned on me Trump was treaing his rallies like WWF matches...have been thinking about that, also that time he followed HIlary Clinton around the stage - pure wrestling move

So i was talking about this with a friend and he was telling me that
1. Trump is friends with the guy who runs/owns WWF, Vince McMahon, and actually took part in a fight


2. whats more than that, when in 2007 Vince McMahon got blown up in his limo as part of one of the storylines that runs in WWF, Trump supposedly believed it (quite widely reported) ,

Donald Trump feared Vince McMahon was 'actually' killed in 2007 fake limousine explosion

www.republicworld.com

WWE Executive and Vince's son-in-law, Triple H addressed Donald Trump's frantic reaction during a 2008 interview on Opie and Anthony Show. Hunter briefly addressed Trump's reaction after the explosion. “Oh man, I was scared to death. If I hadn’t seen the pre-tape where he got in and out of the car, you know what I mean. What kills me is so many people called, like Trump called and was like ‘something happened to Vince,’” Triple H said during the interview.

 

[StoneRoad]

So, the tangerine object made an announcement in the rose garden on covid (also been whinging about pfzier's timing) but didn't take any questions.

And the rightwingers had a rally today (during which he did a lap around freedom plaza).

He's played at least three rounds of golf ...

[i also assume that he's been drafting Exec orders and pardons, as well as issuing what could be termed vexatious lawsuits, whilst apparently preventing an orderly transition from beginning]