What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[Supine]

That would make great TV.

West Wing 2

 

[Flavour]

I can't remember if it was chilango or brogdale who once got a like from DJT on twitter can we have the screenshot again please

 

[chilango]

I can't remember if it was chilango or brogdale who once got a like from DJT on twitter can we have the screenshot again please

Certainly wasn't me.

 

[Orang Utan]

If he is planning to barricade himself in the Oval Office I can see a flaw in his plans, the problem us men face is when we get past a certain age our ability to hold out is restricted by our bladders. Biden is going to need the place cleaned before he moves in.

Apparently he is used to having piss all over him

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[two sheds]

He's going to steal some warheads on the way out

 

[WouldBe]

Apparently he is used to having piss all over him

Does that explain his odd skin colour?

 

[WouldBe]

He's going to steal some warheads on the way out

He can make a buck or two selling them to kim wrong un.

 

[ruffneck23]

He's going to steal some warheads on the way out

a wanna be lex luthor for sure

 

[Ax^]

did they try to tell him it could not nuke polling stations?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's definitely crossed his mind that no Philadelphia = no more counting

 

[Espresso]

Wouldn't surprise me if he committed suicide in The Oval Office.

 

[Orang Utan]

Wouldn't surprise me if he committed suicide in The Oval Office.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[spitfire]

jfc

 

[bimble]

that is a gem. the comma.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Twitter adding all these warnings to his posts must be winding him up a treat.

 

[quiet guy]

Goes out like Major Kong in Dr Strangelove. Yee haw!!

 

[2hats]

Goes out like Major Kong in Dr Strangelove. Yee haw!!

Anyone who thinks Trump can launch them alone doesn't quite grasp the release process.

 

[StoneRoad]

The orange monster is going to be having an epic meltdown sometime very soon.

 

[quiet guy]

Oh shush with your technicalities.

 

[StoneRoad]

Anyone who thinks Trump can launch them alone doesn't quite grasp the release process.

Thank whoever wrote those rules - and the Military for following their proper protocols ...

 

[StoneRoad]

Thank whoever wrote those rules - and the Military for following their proper protocols ...

I can just hear someone saying "I don't care if you're still the god-dam f..king president & the C-in-C, you still don't get the god-damm briefcase without the proper authorisations ... "

 

[MickiQ]

Apparently he is used to having piss all over him

Wonder if Putin will release the tapes now?

 

[MickiQ]

I can just hear someone saying "I don't care if you're still the god-dam f..king president & the C-in-C, you still don't get the god-damm briefcase without the proper authorisations ... "

Somewhere there is a USAF officer who looks in the mirror whilst getting ready for work and wonders to himself "Is Today the Day I have to shoot the orange fucker?"

 

[Badgers]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Trump, loser.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Marty1, loser too.

 

[StoneRoad]

Playing Golf, apparently atm ! [according to the Beeb ...]

[really. on the golf-course, right now ???]
[no wonder guili-boy was on the presser ...]

 

[Orang Utan]

Playing Golf, apparently atm ! [according to the Beeb ...]

[really. on the golf-course, right now ???]
[no wonder guili-boy was on the presser ...]

Getting 18 holes-in-one, no doubt