What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[farmerbarleymow]

Hope Hicks, a close aid to Trump, tested positive first, and she had travelled with the Trumps for Tuesday's presidential debate, there's a good chance that's when he got it, so plenty of time for him to fall seriously ill yet.

He claims to be on the side of people - hopefully he means the 200,000 dead ones.

 

[Badgers]

 

[platinumsage]

That’s one possible storyline isn’t it? Trump disappears from view for 3 weeks in isolation before emerging, victorious, a week before the election as the guy who conquered the virus, standing against the old guy who hasn’t yet had the virus.

Are his election strategists really too ethical to have come up with something like that?

I think that's conspiraloon territory, given the cover-up required.

 

[moochedit]

Is this the "october surprise"?

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Hope Hicks, a close aid to Trump, tested positive first, and she had travelled with the Trumps for Tuesday's presidential debate, there's a good chance that's when he got it, so plenty of time for him to fall seriously ill yet.

Would you even test positive less than 48 hours after being exposed?

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Is this the "october surprise"?

It's only the 2nd, wait until you see what else happens this month!

 

[andysays]

Hope Hicks, a close aid to Trump, tested positive first, and she had travelled with the Trumps for Tuesday's presidential debate, there's a good chance that's when he got it, so plenty of time for him to fall seriously ill yet.

Hope springs eternal

 

[brogdale]

Tested +ive for a hoax?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Boris, Berlusconi, Bolsonaro, come on Covid, you’ve let us down too often, now is the time to redeem yourself, cometh the hour, cometh the pathogen!

 

[brogdale]

But we want the docs to try and save him?
Inject that bleach.

 

[agricola]

 

[not-bono-ever]

Tested +ive for a hoax?

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My initial thought also

 

[Dogsauce]

If he dies, he dies undefeated. I’d rather see him humiliated in an election, then have his cunt children die in big game hunting accidents. This way he dies a winner.

Any chance he might have passed it on to a few senators? Could do with a couple being out of action for a few weeks or permanently.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Stolen from Twitter:

 

[BCBlues]

Cold War Steve creates giant Donald Trump jigsaw ahead of US election Cold War Steve creates giant Donald Trump jigsaw ahead of US election

The last peice of the jigsaw maybe

 

[maomao]

Would you even test positive less than 48 hours after being exposed?

It's not less than 48 hours since exposure. It's 48 hours since she tested positive and exposure stopped.

 

[Yossarian]

At an apparently reasonably fit 61, Pence would probably survive a bout with the virus, but I guess there is a chance that the US could have four presidents over the next four months - five if Biden gets the virus, wins the election, and dies after Inauguration Day.

 

[MrSki]

Think of his supporters.

 

[MrCurry]

I think that's conspiraloon territory, given the cover-up required.

Yeah fair enough. It wasn’t a serious suggestion btw...

 

[Smangus]

Allowing myself a wry smile this morning.

 

[Cerv]

If he dies, he dies undefeated. I’d rather see him humiliated in an election, then have his cunt children die in big game hunting accidents. This way he dies a winner.

ideal timing would be for him to watch the election result come in from his death bed. feel that pain of the loss. then fuck off this mortal coil shortly after.

 

[Cloo]

Well, if he has it (and it's not just a ploy to avoid debates/say the election wasn't fair because he was ill), there's two narratives:

'It's a nothing. I had it. I had it. And I can tell you it's nothing, there's nothing to worry about'

'The doctor told me, the doctor told me "You had it bad because you're so strong". Only really strong people get strong COVID-19 and I got strong COVID-19, but very few people will get strong COVID-19, but I got it because I was strong. But it's OK because I could fight it because I'm so unusually strong and I have such good genes. But most people don't have to worry about it, they'll get normal COVID-19 and that's just like a cold'

 

[Spymaster]

Think of his supporters.

 

[Kaka Tim]

What happens if he becomes seriously ill? What happens if he pulls out of the race? What if he is touch and go, like in a coma, come election day? Or clear of the virus but permanently and seriously fucked by it?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I mean, I don't know, but a lot of people are saying it. They're saying to me "Does Donald Trump really have Covid-19? I don't think he does. It would mean he doesn't have to do the debates and gets to triumphantly re-appear a week before election day." A lot of people, many people are saying it. Look it up. And I think that the people deserve to know either way, I don't know.

#ProduceTheTest

 

[Spymaster]

Well, if he has it (and it's not just a ploy to avoid debates/say the election wasn't fair because he was ill) ...

My first thought. Fake news. It’s a bit conspiraloon but will he stage a spectacular recovery in a few weeks and be billed as the President who beat C19 claiming solidarity with those infected? There’d need to be a lot of people ‘in on it’ though.

 

[Yossarian]

Think of his supporters.

The guy's Twitter profile says "You're here because you thought that video was real."

 

[MickiQ]

Think of his supporters.

I think that's satire but you can't really tell with Trump supporters

As for the Orange Shitgibbon getting the lurgy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Pause for Breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh My Giddy Aunt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[moochedit]

What happens if he becomes seriously ill? What happens if he pulls out of the race? What if he is touch and go, like in a coma, come election day? Or clear of the virus but permanently and seriously fucked by it?

Pence becomes last min repub candidate i guess? No idea who would be running mate.

 

[MrSki]

The guy's Twitter profile says "You're here because you thought that video was real."

Yes hence the that proceeded it.