Imagine Trump lying in state.
What stupid shit has Trump done today?
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moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
* fingers crossed *
BBC News - Hope Hicks: Top aide to Trump tests positive for coronavirus
Covid: Donald Trump and Melania test positive
The US president and Melania Trump were tested after his close aide was confirmed to have Covid-19.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Trump has tested positive for covid.
Thoughts and prayerzzzzzz
skyscraper101
0891 50 50 50
Wait, so the hydroxychloroquine didn’t work after all? 
He'll beat it, naturally & go on to claim it's no more than the common cold.
Mr.Bishie
pickled egg
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
He just wants an out from the debate.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
How does Pence vs Biden poll?
bimble
floofy
If pence gets sick too then pelosi is supposed to be the president. 
MrCurry
right after this urgent rest
If he’s actually got it?
That’s one possible storyline isn’t it? Trump disappears from view for 3 weeks in isolation before emerging, victorious, a week before the election as the guy who conquered the virus, standing against the old guy who hasn’t yet had the virus.
Are his election strategists really too ethical to have come up with something like that?
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bimble
floofy
If he can go on tv next week boasting about how it was barely a sniffle then yes but how would being ill for weeks help him win, there won’t be sympathy votes will there?
maomao
普費斯
Okay, anything short of several weeks of seriously debilitating illness works in his favour. Even then, only if it stopped him from communicating completely. Missing a debate or two won't be a big deal.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Melania tapes have come out today as well.
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
It’s certainly a good chance to make his opposition look bad by amplifying the bad wishes expressed by some of their supporters who will doubtless be cheering this. Opportunity to claim the moral high ground, with prayers and vigils while all the non-deplorables are shouting ‘die, you fucker’.
No way it will kill him, it’s been picked up early, he’ll get every treatment going if needed, then he gets to win over it and claim to be heroic. Unlikely he’s had a high viral load like most of the severely affected victims.
No way it will kill him, it’s been picked up early, he’ll get every treatment going if needed, then he gets to win over it and claim to be heroic. Unlikely he’s had a high viral load like most of the severely affected victims.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Meh, fuck Christmas.
kenny g
Sheeple Awake!
Either way, as a stable genius I am sure he will find a way through.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
He's over 70, he's over weight, and I am keeping my fingers crossed.
Wonder if he can cross his stubby little fingers
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Yeah, she's right about that at least.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Hope Hicks, a close aid to Trump, tested positive first, and she had travelled with the Trumps for Tuesday's presidential debate, there's a good chance that's when he got it, so plenty of time for him to fall seriously ill yet.
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